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Iran really going to be just a food and water culture tomorrow....no TV, no Internet, no Power ouch

If you give an imbecile a calculator, don’t be fucking surprised if he tries to turn the tv on with it. This is an analogy. Thank you for your attention to this matter

If you give an imbecile a calculator, don’t be fucking surprised when he tries to turn the tv on with it.

I just want Rachel rays sexy ass to appear on TV and bake a pastry and tell me everything is going to be okay

Moron, Dementia, Quagmire, Camera, TV

> time for some adults to step in and take the keys away from grandpa. They've all already been sacked. All we've got is reality TV personalities and the national crayon eating team left.

Is there something going on live? Is he talking on tv now? Holy fuck this is so hard to follow. Also, wtf happened to the Earnings calender? Have earnings been cancelled because of the war? AEHR systems report today, where the fuck is the calender?

IRANIAN TV: ALL DIPLOMATIC CHANNELS AND INDIRECT TALKS HAVE BEEN FROZEN FOLLOWING TRUMP’S RECENT THREATS.

They have knocked out the TV and satellites stations in Dubai.

this is what we call Mangoflation, everything is a reality TV show were they need to keep pushing the Overton Window to cover for the shit they said yesterday

So CNBC just acts like there’s no war with their coverage. Is Bloomberg the only legit financial channel on TV?

Secretary of defense is a drunk white nationalist tv host who thinks that somehow wars are decided by body counts alone. Hope that clears things up.

They are happy? Did you not listen yesterday. They DM the us ceo on twitter begging to be bombed. We were going to stop, but they called and said US, please bomb us. Imagine hearing that, on live tv, and thinking, yes, ceasefire imminent. No need to imagine. That was the entire thread consensus yesterday.

Doubt he was just on tv with the mango

You want a circuit breaker to save your puts. I want a circuit breaker to see politicians scrambling to defend how we had to do this on TV and also to save my puts. We are not the same.

Trump literally went on tv today to talk about how cool it was to see the military live in action. I bet it was.

Rednecks. There's lots of rednecks. They are the reason there's like 20 Tyler Sheridan shows on tv

Uber eats a TV 

Why would anyone praise Allah after confessing to creating a Bond villain on live tv. That's so crazy, I've never read the Quran

They are just flying those astronauts around in circles with tv screens on the windows smh Poor bros think they are in " space "

The story goes that there was a dude who lived in the same apartment building as Guy Fieri when Guy was a toddler. Dude remembers the kid's name because of its uniqueness. He also remembers the time the kid took a huge dump in the apartment building common hallway. So thirty years later or whatever, he's watching tv and sees Guy. "Holy shit that's him! That's the boy who pooped in the hallway!"

maybe though he just makes his own reality, he might take a bad deal then go on TV, say the Iranians are 'crazy bastards, but tough, tougher than I thought' but that he got a great deal, still blew them to smithereens and destroyed their nuclear capabilities forever. Then he'll just move onto the next nonsense

Nobody here remembers being glued to the TV or radio listening for the first words from the first man to step onto the moon. Now, it's like, Oh yeah, there's some people out there.

Every now and then I come back to this mad tv skit https://youtu.be/pz3SBY8zj8w?si=sNwAA-1vE1BlzVZZ

R word on live TV like that is crazy

Lol CNBC racing to avoid showing Pete Hegseth on TV.

This CIA director might as well give Mango a blow job on live TV lmao What an ass kisser

This is more cult like than North Korean state TV

ONE LOAD OUT PERSON TV WOMAN CAMERA

Nobody remembers what happen last time this guy talked about Iran on tv and it shows 📉📉

Obviously we're gonna pump, but it is very funny how everything dips when Kevin Hassett goes on TV with his perfectly round face, just smiling into the camera because he's entertained by the shiny lens.

Really hoping for a stroke on live TV today

They still letting that thing Hassett on TV? lol. lmao.

My smart TV is being monitored by Israel

i want to see him stroke out on live tv

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Does bro really have to hop on a mic and sundown for national tv every fucking day just leave my port alone.

trump could literally get on live tv and take a shit on his desk and then nuke iran and the market would still pump

🥭 going on tv at 1pm to announce a deal while refineries are sploding all across the gulf. This is fine meme.

It’s his wife. And it’s actually Bridgerton on TV

Celebration for saved f15e pilots on tv

Ahhhh.... Yeah, just relax, have another drink Have some more pretzels, a little more MSG Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV Lock your doors, close your minds Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the two minute warning. Welcome to 1984 Are you ready for the third world war? Don't you worry, it's for a cause Making money for you-know-who America, Uber alles

Fuk it I'm going to short this market, when a fhd TV costs less than a week's worth of food groceries for a family, the market is now kil.

...we're gonna open slightly red, and pump to +2% when mango sucks the pilots dih on TV rite?

“Iran says WHAT!” This is like E! reality tv gossip at this point In all seriousness tho obviously the US is dominating here. It’s the simple objective reality of the situation They’re gonna bomb the shit out of Iran then bounce in a couple weeks, with the strait closed And then Iran will have no one to demand stuff from and eventually open it

Americans love the White House reality tv show We’re on Season 6

Elect me president and I will save world Get rid of: Reality TV, Podcasters, Influencers, Prediction Markets, Crypto, Jim Cramer, Stephen A Smith, and Florida

Why is it so hard to watch sports on TV these days. I'm not buying your fucking subscription get over it

He's just gonna show up on TV once a week amd recap his truth social posts. And the market will fall for it every time.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.