TV

We wouldn't be this way if it wasn't for tv addiction 😔

On this Easter weekend, let us praise the lord on a bendded knee for allowing two TV personalities (mango and Hegy) to use my tax money to buy 1/500 of one bomb that will go towards killing Iranians or harming them by destroying their infrastructure, all to ensure a further destabilized and radicalized Iran for generations to come /s

Larry Ellison learned how to switch his TV from HDMI-1 to HDMI-2 without calling IT. That’s when he thought he was ready for AI. Now, he has to layoff 30,000 employees to cover for his regarded boomer head.

Vietnam was the first tv war with 58,000 US casualties, now we track every soldier

If a pilot gets paraded on tv this is a game changer for kegs breath

>Iran's state TV is reporting that "an American A10 aircraft was shot by the defence systems of the Army Air Defence Force and crashed in the Persian Gulf in southern Iran", citing the Iranian Army. >It adds that it was shot down hours ago around the Strait of Hormuz. >It's not clear if this is the same A-10 Warthog that CBS reports was hit during the search and rescue effort for the F-15E. The f-15 went down in western Iran, the A-10 near Hormuz. That's like 500 miles apart - surely it can't have been involved in the S&R and there must be two down? Or someone is very confused about which bit of Iran is which.

damn man, I'm planning on having drinks tonight while chilling out and catching up on a TV series I'm into, was thinking of cooking a steak and making blue cheese dressing to go along with it, but the cheapest decent cut of steak around me is literally $30 these days. just gonna get a large pizza for half the price. funny how 5 years ago I would have to rationalize buying pizza instead of steak, now it's the opposite.

i had General Admission tickets, not grandstand tickets. Stood at the end of the main straight, there’s a giant TV across the track and you’re close enough to see them coming down the straight, and get rubber on your arms!

TACO comes to TV and says you are already rescued while you are down in some cave

i went in 2023, had a good time. it’s good to experience the event over the whole weekend, but if you’re going strictly to watch the race, it’s a better viewing experience at home with your TV, OR you can try to win enough w options to buy VIP Paddock tickets and watch it in a nice suite

Wolf just showed a picture of empty F15 ejection seat on TV. Published by Iran state media.

imagine everything on TV is AI the real war is all mental bro

Watch the TV series version of Snowpiercer to get your fix.

Substitute teacher day. I think they'll wheel the cart in with the TV any minute now. Taking bets on what movie we're watching? Or maybe it'll be Magic School Bus or some shit

Turn your TV on big dawg there are multiple videos of winged aircraft and helicopters flying at low altitude in southern Iran. 

So do we get weekly tv broadcasts now from king taco?

Bro pick another blondie for AG wtf I’m not tryna see this guys face on my TV

Walmart. It has ambilight too. 4.8 stars. Look up Philips Ambilight Roku Smart TV

I don’t even watch tv so it’s more for decoration and in case I bring a guest home

Because, good couches, just like good TVs, are expensive. You can buy a new crappy couch for $500, just like you can buy a new, crappy 55" TV for $296. If you want quality, you gotta pay.

Where you get the tv at

Just bought a 55 inch tv for $296 for my new crib… furniture is too expensive. How are couches $3k gah dayum

Worse yet, a reality TV host and a Fox Pundit.

TV anchor and reality tv star attacked a country. I bet they have zero game-plan except to make themselves look good in-front of their voter base. Thats why they post those destruction videos.

Imagine you grinded like a mother fucker to make it to being a top brass general only to be asked to GTFO by a drunk tv host lmao

Listening to the Artemis crew gave me goosebumps. So articulate, so intelligent. What a breath of fresh air from the usual blabbering I hear on tv these days.

Children's tv shows/anime about friendship, high jinks and saving the world have done irrepairable damage to my developing kid brain. Real life is a bottomless hell beyond imagination in comparison.

what are your moves for tomorrow, a day when the market isnt even fukking open? ill move my fat fucking ass to the tv and drink corn liquor

They're talking about docking on TV I'm bricked up

#Apparently last night some TV channels showed Alzheimer's medicine commercials as soon as his speech was finished LMAO🤌

Good job Commander Goodbrains, your 19 minute grandpa yells at clouds tv session shook the market back to reality. Shame my puts got their backs blown out already yesterday...

I was hoping mango was declaring the draft last night so I could finally hear my name called on national tv

The so called sane genius used the two green days before last night to justify his belief that the economy is taking the news of his stupid war well It’s almost as if because of that he thinks the economy is fine and fuck it, let’s just drag this out by at least another 2-3 weeks Dude just got rug pulled on national TV. Only when normies like us get rug pulled, we lose our own money. He gets rug pulled and he drags the world deeper into the puddle of shit that is his own making.

I can’t believe 🥭 shidded in his hands, and clapped on live TV tonight

He's putting himself in a corner with this 2 weeks talk on live TV 

We should have more TV shows where people just go in front of the camera and do dramatic readings of their old tweets. What a fucking bitch

🥭 told the world on live tv "youre on your own for oil from Hormuz." Bols too delulu to understand how saying something like that can tank the American stock market.

He just read his truth social posts on national TV. Clown

Lol cmon guys, you know he's incapable of having new ideas. It's always the greatest hits over and over. He just wants to be on man, woman, person, camera, tv

tanked the market for tv time

Bro LEGITIMATELY what the fuck was the point of that address. Absolutely nothing was said this guy just wanted to hear himself talk on TV

Sundowning on national TV is really something to see

Who’s this f****t on my tv

After much discussion with the team we decided to allow men in women sports……April fools good night everyone and sorry for taking all the tv space at prime time!

Prime TV tonight. Who will take control? The bulls or the bears ? Watch tonight in the 🥭show.

Nah even if they'll send boots on the ground why would he announce it on live TV before the troops even launch their operation 😅

They doged all the good nasa cameras and tv directors. What a fucking embarrassing broadcast. 

Nothing like blasting through an entire tanker’s worth of jet fuel on live tv during an energy crisis. They should have waited until dark so everyone from Cuba could see it too.

What's everyone watching on TV tonight?

If the gulf oil states feel vulnerable say good bye to your overpriced ai plays. Pdf can't go on TV and say the usa are leaving Iran