TV

Isn't this dude a tv character?

🥭 has gone to ask Barron how to use the Robin Hood app on his phone before he announces if he has changed his name Donald Pump or Donald Dump. He has too much makeup for TV so is struggling to unlock his phone with face ID, hence the delay.

Trump about to tie a red and blue bandanna together on live TV

Can I be a dumb news anchor to and just Grok definitions of economic words on tv and get paid for it?

Someone already said that he wouldn't dare to break bad news in front of cameras just to have tickers tanking rolling across the TV.

save the turkeys! I’m buying more beyond meat? Under .67cents but… They need to Change name, mental damage ordering in front of burly dad 🙈 get Ramsay, Wolfgang, someone on the board that can scream at fake meat on live TV 📺. Pay in stock incentives. Celebrity plug, can afford Eilish but Pamela Anderson… ha Quit beef cosplay, You’re not steak. You’re cool alt protein guy Bankruptcy, 🚫 Community mode, Let the people vote. Current board feels like NPCs 🫵 Don’t be a turkey 🦃

At this time YouTube, YouTube Music, and YouTube TV are experiencing Major widespread outages globally, leaving millions of users unable to load or play video Good, spend some time with ur family like the old times

Youtube's working on my TV, but not on phone

Can these idiots stay off TV for one full session

i cant believe wendys is on tv advertising a 8$ jr bacon cheeseburger 🍔 combo for EIGHT DOLLARS

I’ve got an idea for a trash TV show. Think: international trade policy meets Jerry Springer.

boring ahh day might as well just watch tv

Until a few weeks ago I genuinely thought mansplaining was about how women complained about how men sit with their legs splayed open and it made them uncomfortable . Whenever I heard it being talked about on the TV by women I thought they need to get over themselves

Eventually we should be able to make our own TV shows, movies, and games with AI that could threaten the entertainment companies

When the pretty Bloomberg girl was talking on TV, I saw the Bloomberg Terminal behind her. It showed a chart of Unemployment by Race. All lines nose dived down - I don't know what time frame it was. But it looks like unemployment is down, which means NO RATE CUTS. Which means market go down...Nooooooooo!!!

Can we just get a 10% index pump again and then have him brag about his friends making millions and millions on national TV soon after?

You know when you're watching a reality show and the real housewives of wherever start yelling about how one of em said the other one smelled bad and you're like "damn their friendship is over forever" and they end up not solving any underlying issues but still hugging at the end of the episode because ultimately they are on a TV show together and wish to continue being on a TV show, so even though nothing has happened you feel like they're friends again? I think that's what's happening with international trade relations.

Okay he tweeted Fuck Xi, but he didn’t mean it And then he sent Bessent on TV to do damage control and he said Fuck Xi too Okay fine, but the next guy on tv won’t say fuck Xi and it will be fine I’m sure 👍

Is Sons of Anarchy worth a look or nah? Need to find a tv show to watch. I don't have access to Yellowstone and I have Squids 2 and Cobra Kai on my list.

Don’t buy the dip until Bill Ackman cries on TV

I always wondered why Tom Lee seems to be on TV 24/7?

We resume the rally monday today looks like a short commercial break during a TV program

I literally put my money in a market run by a former reality TV star and expected stability

Days like this I look forward to late night tv

I just realized the stock market channel is the best TV out there I watch that shit every day and never get bored of it compared to the millions of shows out there

Good luck affording an 18' 24k gold plated Monster HDMI cable for your 70" LED TV with the metals price run-up, you guys.

mofos see some shit on tv and think it's real... lul

If Jaxson Dart and a guy named Skattebo can dogwalk the reigning Super Bowl champs on primetime TV, then the AI bull market can continue and defy what you know

"Just gamble if your investment strategy is to gamble" Investing never had me screaming at my TV past my bedtime, gambling does every time

META breaking $1000 soon > 'Instagram Is 'Exploring' a Dedicated TV App in Video Push' - Bloomberg News

If anyone needs a new tv show - Chad Powers for comedy (Hulu) and TASK for drama (HBO)...

I think its because mega corps like Disney need it that way. Check out glitch productions on Yt, a few creators abandoned Disney and are making some fireeeee stuff Knights of Gwen And Gaslight district are pretty creative but would never be greenlit for general TV slop

JPow is going to bring out RFK tomorrow, they'll slaughter a bear live on TV, then RFK will eat that shit raw. He'll offer some to JPow but he'll refuse because he's not a fucking regard. SPY will rocket to $680 with the market safe in JPow's hands

Bruhs what if instead of wearing makeup before a TV engagement, they just do a deepfake filter to clean up your face?

Doesn’t matter, he says the exact same phrases every fucking time anyway: + We are monitoring the situation + Equity markets are mildly warm mildly cool + This data point is of concern but also not of concern + Our two point mandate + Inflation is less of a concern than unemployment (see: point above) + It’s transitory + Can’t speculate on policy decisions + Don’t know what other countries are doing. I don’t own a TV and can’t read newspapers + Data will drive future decisions (there won’t be more data)

He’s doing his tv weatherman segment

I was going to masturbate, but now that has to wait with Jensen Huang on TV 👀

Jpow is hawkish alright. He's gonna dive-swoop into a shallow pond and eat a writhing crab on live tv as spx follows suit (and crabs)

Nothing wrong with buying a 100” mini led tv and then casting PHUB to it all night with the windows open am I right, boys?

If qqq doesn’t hit 610 tmrw my suicide will be on national tv at 3:00pm

Watch Task. Best thing on tv right now

the talking heads on tv want you to buy ai

Everyone's saying it. I saw it on the TV.

Why is no one asking the real questions like when will terrance and phillip air on american tv

Panicked coping on biz tv

You either die a bear or you die a bull. Moral: Everyone dies, nothing matters, let’s watch TV

Can someone get on the gd tv and just say ai

Signs I got into a car accident and have been in a coma dream for the past year: - Ridiculous invulnerable clown market - Reality TV government - The Jags beating the Niners, and then beating the Chiefs the next week This all obviously isn't real. I'll be punching any mirrors I come across in case they are exit routes.

#I work at the local TV station as the weather person. My job is to predict the weather. LMAO🤌

Samsung TV on Costco app through affirm. What can go wrong