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If the gulf oil states feel vulnerable say good bye to your overpriced ai plays. Pdf can't go on TV and say the usa are leaving Iran

You would hear about Boots on the ground after it alrdy happened. He wouldnt announce it in advance on live tv.

An actual conman is head of state and will go live on tv later today and 🫵 bought calls 🤡

🥭 loves TV drama so much, it wouldn't surprise me if he simultaneously launches and announces the ground invasion during his State of the Kaos address tonight.

Well that's boring. If he has to break into live TV to do damage control he must be pretty worried. Usually he just tweets that garbage and hopes the markets respond positively.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 All major TV networks to interrupt programming for 🥭's address to the nation tonight at 9PM. Sound like boots on the ground to me

Trump is gonna go on live TV tonight, stare at the camera, blanking out for like 5s, then go "I'm ironman." Then walk off with iron man playing in the background while ignoring the press shouting questions at him, as bunch of missiles fly into the Iranian airspace. An eagle then screech and the presser ends. $SPY futures immediately jumps to $670 because that's the most American, patriotic shit ever.

He’s gonna just jack off on live tv and praise himself isn’t he? 🫩

I’ve been banned for 3 days, in that time I lost money on calls that expired Monday. And am down heavy on my puts bought at EOD yesterday seems like a cruel joke. I need DT to helicopter his shit on live tv tonight in a simulation of what’s to come in Iran.

"So we gotta make sure the bomb that blows you up on tv in 10 days is totally ready to go" Fuuuuck idk man

Right now go turn on your tv

Did you guys know we are gonna send a rocket to space on live tv tonight? They havent done that for at least a year right?

Iran's Pres Pezeshkian tells Americans to look past rhetoric. Portraying Iran as a threat is neither consistent with historical reality nor with present-day observable facts - Press TV These retards sound smarter than our retards

Poly market: "BREAKING: All major broadcast TV networks will be interrupting their programming to air Trump’s address tonight." Bols&bears, we both might be fuk.

Would he come on TV to tell us bad news? That don't seem like something he would do....

Describing your IPO as having monopolistic characteristics on live TV is definitely... something.

Wait so an "ally" Israel is disclosing results of peace talks on their tv channels how tf is that their business "US iran talks not going positively"

This is like watching Daytime Cable TV

Put Tom Lee on TV!

Institutions sell puts, retail looks at all the bad news on TV and the economy then gets rugged, tale as old as time.

Ooh mama Kathie on da TV

So now both Australia and the UK have made out of the blue national addresses on TV tonight about how the next few months will be difficult etc. India about to do the same? Somethings about to happen isn’t it?

it would be funny if 🥭 dropped the word "nuclear consequences", began listing random iranian cities and towns for 12 hours while staring at the camera directly and not blinking once on live tv before TACOing out on Iran for real this time and announcing US unconditional surrender.

the writers go for the stupidest most ridiculous twists for this evil tv show we're living in. naturally, world war iii will begin on april fools.

5. Ayatollah will twerk live on tv to Born in the USA

Well, he's like 90 years old so the announcement tomorrow is probably going to be that he can't get the remote to work right; it turns on the TV but not the Roku and the volume button only adjusts the volume on the TV and not the sound bar, and that he needs one of those kids who's good with cyber stuff to show him how to fix it.

ALL TV NETWORKS WILL CARRY THE PR3SIDENT'S ADDRESS TO THE NATION TOMORROW NIGHT IT'S NEVER BEEN SO OVER

Imagine if he shits himself live on tv lmao

Trump's address to the nation tomorrow at 9pm EST will be aired on all broadcast TV networks. I'm sure everything is fine.

I think the best part was watching Schwab tv after that and watching them explain a bunch of random ass tickers like “look at this chart!” Yeah it’s all the same chart

Brehs, please tell me that he isn't going to explain the T A C O of all time on live TV on April Fool's day?! Also, wtf is a tax return? Like who returns taxes? lmfao

Primetime TV used to be a big thing back before Netflix and Youtube.

Fuck me how do I trade the 9pm trump tv announcement tomorrow?

If if he said it on live TV, he has as much clout to negotiate as I do. He’s not the one in control.

Why we are shrecking: https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/us-stock-futures-jump-1-on-report-of-trump-weighing-iran-deescalation-4589115 Short summary: Trump earlier today said he wants to pull out, like his dad should have. And then the Iranian president said on state TV he's ready to end the war "on the right terms with security guarantees". So yeah, market pumping on hopium.

So that Iranian piece of shit tells us to short it when it's up then goes on tv and says he's ready to end the war. Nuke these motherfuckers

I swear we are getting the hardest pseudo Taco today, something like it’s over with the Pakistani prime minister confirming it in tv just for Iran to call it BS tomorrow

It's not a coincidence that there is a major sports league in season 365 days a year. Keep adult males glued to their TV and they can't find time to take up arms against tyranny. By January 18th 2021 I heard more people talking about the NFL playoffs than a failed coup attempt that had just taken place.

Cramer just whipped out his dick on live tv. You know he does look like Louis CK’s brother so makes sense

I love Buffett but man can’t finish a thought. Remind me when I’m 95 not to go on national tv

Buffet just said 'freak the fuck out & sell everything" on live tv 😦

Is he pooping his pants on live tv or ending the war? Could be one, could be both at the same time. You never know.

He's not a good at negotiating or running a business. That's why he had to become a reality tv star. It's as simple as that.

If I see Bessent sweating on TV and he reaches for a bulging manila envelope I’m changing the channel ASAP.

You dont Watch news I guess, stay on fox TV and believe them,

They should invite US and Iran leaders in “Deal or no deal” tv show.

alright now we just need bill ackman to cry again on tv and that will be the buy signal

You forgot "shit diaper and scream at the bad man on TV"

It is almost like having a tv game show host and some podcasters run the most powerful military in history is a bad idea.

My bois balls dropped on national tv