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Cramer was on TV on Friday telling people to stop panicking and that the market was actually doing really well. And he was telling the nice blonde lady that the market is only going down because people are selling, and if people would stop selling we would be fine. So his pivot tells me he talked to daddy and daddy gave him bad news.

Imagine. That would be the highest rated airing of that lame tv show

I had a mound of goo infront of my tv in 1984

When I was a kid, I used to switch the TV channel to Hustler TV (does this even exist still?) every time my parents had visitors and then ran away with the remote Thank you for your attention to this matter.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/on-the-money/why-young-renters-are-choosing-apartments-without-living-rooms-2026-03-26/ >The building offers shared lounges, which Sierra sometimes uses to watch TV shows with her friends. Those can be rented privately, for up to $200 per hour. Jfc what an absurd rip off lol

Saw a man at the store begging his woman to buy him 3 tv dinners instead of his allotted 2. Immediately thought of you guys

alright boys time to go drink beer and yell at a TV in a public place

still confused to how sony is now close to selling 51% of their tv business (to tcl)

eeran demands 🥭 to fuck a pig live on tv for ceasefire. oh how the table turned mr "quiet piggy" 🤡

“ crazy things happen in war. Bad things, terrible things. Sometimes a country thinks they’re gonna win a war and they lose the war” Is he serious right now? It couldn’t be more perfect projection if it was written for TV. War = bad Market : 📉

the probability that 🥭 leaks nuclear codes live on tv is low but not zero.

What is this North Korean ass tv station

I remember president Nixons coming on TV and declaring war on cancer. Still pumping mustard gas through people’s veins.

What’s next? Lawsuits against Netflix because I can’t control myself and binge tv shows? Spotify for having smart shuffle and constantly playing bangers so now I’m addicted to music? Give me a break

Wife's boyfriend watching TV and I can't watch 🥭 speech. Can you guys give me the Coles notes?

We will not reach the bottom until Cramer is crying on TV

Holy fuck. I know 🥭 is a fucking dumbass sundowner, but how the fuck does an American President somehow start a war that is so immediately unpopular? Americans jerk it to war movies and tv shows, yet this dude has his own party lined up against him over this.

Hilarious watching 🤡 talk their books on TV “well it’s a complicated market, but we still see opportunity.” STFU everyone knows🥭is a pussy

YouTube TV just gave me a breast implant add while watching CNBC. Might have to consult with the fiancé’s boyfriend if we can afford to do this surgery.

Market going lower til tom lee apologizes on tv

Are any of his useful idiots doing their tv runs this morning? Surprised Bessent isn’t out there.

To whoever bought my LUNR calls at the top on Wednesday: thank you for buying me a new big screen TV (No fuck you im not looking at the value of my shares)

Yields in a straight line up since war started. QQQ correction, IWM correction, spy soon. VIX $30. Mortgage rates outrageous. Why isn’t Bessent on TV yet? Is he crying under his cuck desk?

Imagine all ketchup dripping down all that gold shit in the Oval. Maybe he'll have an aneurysm on live TV.

Orange’s head would 🤯 on live tv

Gas hit $4 nationwide on average today and this retard will still go on TV and find some bumfuck town with 2 rednecks making $5.50 an hour and go “Look, this one gas station has gas for $2.3/gal” Enjoy, $5 next week

Turns out drunk white nationalist tv show hosts actually suck at military campaigns, who would have guessed?

I think deep down he truly knows hes buried deep in his own shit, but has held this persona and tv star mentality for decades that its just an auto pilot response.

Sometimes its nice to go back to normal TV rather than shows and movies made for people with no attention span

who watches tv in 2026?

This is a good reminder that most of the country consists of brain dead idiots who think meta is equivalent to a tobacco company. Let’s have lawsuits against movies, tv shows why not. Let’s ignore the 1st amendment. Now we gonna have thousands of losers and governments lining up to sue a company that distributes information. lol this sht is bonkers. It better be tossed out in higher courts or the repercussions to 1st amendment is massive. Just a fukin cash grab. The legal system is being weaponized by these unemployed losers of bottom feeder no lives that don’t want to work to make a living and their cases are being taken by unemployed loser lawyers. This sht is a joke.

TV show guy saying "tune in next time for the big reveal" ahh president lmfao

Ready to step on ninjas for that tv

**person woman man camera tv**

god i hate Steve Weiss get this fuckin guy off the TV

At this rate, Cramer will back on TV crying over META

It's all reality tv... I don't even know if he's happy about murdering people or if he just doesn't know?

When asshat politicians get on tv to tell you how great everything is going, it's time to head for zee hills.

These guys are scared to fucking death. You don’t go on TV every day if everything’s fine. They are scared to death.I’m

treating the global economy like a reality tv cliffhanger is a choice. we are literally refreshing a feed to see if we can afford eggs next month.

TV ad's for eggs? Wtf...

I need a post from Trump that says “just like that and it’s over” he comes on TV and explain that IRAN has agreed to a modified plan to open the strait and they will be getting $500k per ship.

remember when that guy shit his pants on live TV, sigh, those were the days

roubini is on tv. bottom is in

Maybe he’ll have an aneurysm live on TV.

Just to really hammer home how far apart the asks are for these Iran negotiations, they've released their own demands: > Iran’s state broadcaster Press TV has quoted a “senior political-security official” as saying that Iran has rejected a US proposal aimed at ending the current war. > > "Iran will end the war when it decides to do so and when its own conditions are met," the official reportedly told the broadcaster. > > They outlined five conditions to Press TV that would need to be met in order to end the war: > >* A complete halt to "aggression and assassinations" by the enemy >* The establishment of concrete mechanisms to ensure that the war is not reimposed on the Islamic Republic >* Guaranteed and clearly defined payment of war damages and reparations >* The conclusion of the war across all fronts and for all resistance groups involved throughout the region >* International recognition and guarantees regarding Iran's sovereign right to exercise authority over the Strait of Hormuz The fourth one is the most interesting, because there's zero chance Israel is going to back off Lebanon even if the US wanted to capitulate on some of the other points. Reparations seems unlikely too, I keep seeing that mentioned and I can't imagine how many hundred billion or trillions that bill would be.

The UK hijacked a Russian oil tanker that was supposedly in UK waters. Source: Bloomberg TV

That lady in the tv today at the White House said because they are protecting our young folk because we were going to be attacked. Also she said we should be thanking her boss. I feel safe now. Everything is fine.

Had all the sniveling heads of oil thanking him in person and in public for his favor in their selection to work these enormous Venezuela contracts. They were essentially kissing the ring live on tv