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MY OIL TANKER HAS TRIPLED IN PRICE. INSTALLED A PS5 AND 85" TV ON IT. LOL

Plot twist: Israeli tv stops at channel 11

Israel TV channel reporting that kushner and witkoff have a 1 month ceasefire proposal and a 15 point deal offer for negotiations in Pakistan with Iran Nithing finalized or officialized, but what they are trying to do

Algos just realized a random rumor from an Israeli tv channel does not warrant a 1% spy pump

Trump is undoubtedly saying the war is over next time he’s on TV

Can't wait to have all of these delicious gains reversed at 1:30 pm when 🥭 lies through his teeth, Iran state TV denies it 30-45 minutes later, but everyone buys it for the 100th time

Wake up at 4am, glad to learn nothing changed. Yesterday was just a 🥭 pump for Barron's port. This is the biggest live crook family show in TV history.

I feel like I'm one of those miserable losers at the bar you see in older tv shows, but I've never gone to a bar in my life, I'm with you regards 24/7...

All I want this year is enough profits for a ps5 pro + a nice tv for it and gta6 of course

how do you "walk back" killing a dude's family tho. This isn't scripted "Reality TV", I assume

sony is selling its tv businesses to tcl? what happened to sony?

My fucking tv pops up and asks if it should turn off way too often. it’s a Comedy Central background machine while my attention fried ass doom scrolls. Know your place machine

No joke watch tv, in w.e accent your trying to learn and mimic what they say while watching.

Why are all the republican primary ads in my local tv station ads in my red state all attacking each other for being soft on immigration and accusing each other of being woke

It’s hilarious that a reality TV celebrity can just pump and dump the entire stock market 😜

wtf is wrong w me why did i ever stop pirating movies and live TV???

Transcript of President Trump's short Q&A with FoxNews this morning: >**Reporter**: Iran TV says you aren't telling the truth about ongoing negotiations! >**President Trump**: Well, they're going to have to get themselves better public relations people! We have had very, very strong talks. We'll see where they lead. We have points, major points of agreement — I would say almost all points of agreement. Perhaps that hasn't been conveyed. The communication, as you know, has been blown to pieces. They were unable to talk to each other, but we've had very strong talks. Mr. Witkoff and Mr. Kushner had them.

After I graduated from high school I went to America and was excited as heck for everything I only knew from TV so far. I was most excited for the fast food and especially for Taco Bell, as we didn’t have it in europoor. And as I excitedly bit into this taco I ordered there it was a descend through all seven of Dante’s hells in one moment. This gooey, non-substantial thing just reminded me of my own life, an indifferable melange of grey and white, tasteless, hopeless. It was the first, worst and last taco of my life. Until today.

Bartiromo just now on Fox Business: "I just spoke with President Trump & he told me Iran wants to make a deal badly...said most recent talks happened last night with Witkoff & Kushner. With Iranian TV saying no talks happened, the president said it's hard to get info there bc US is blowing up so much of their infrastructure."

Iran can do the funniest thing by going on live TV and proclaim that your calls are fucked.

Bloomberg tv sees right through this. The market may not care though

Can’t find any exciting TV shows, because reality is way more fucked. Can’t find any funny TV shows, because reality is a bigger joke.

IRAN STATE TV: NO DIRECT OR INDIRECT TALKS WITH TRUMP FROM BLOOMBERG TV 7:50 AM EST

Iranian State TV says that Trump backdown because of their threats. So they are framing this to their benefit so maybe there is something here

Since it is a possibility and I want to be prepared for any eventuality, I must ask: is 🥭 stroking out on live TV bullish or bearish?

Iranian FM look so chill while giving interviews to US tv channels like he’s not at war with them 🤣

Swedish BF3 ex-developers gonna be pointing at the TV like Wojaks after US troops invade Kharg Island

Contributor Minmin Low is on Bloomberg TV. Very appropriate for the show today.

What level would spy have to hit for Trump to come on tv and start crying and begging for the strait to open?

TV delayed in the app normally, web page it's not?

Florida Rep confusing Kharg and the detroit island in Live TV. Mate you can also stfu if you don't know what you're talking about xD

Man, it must have been awesome to be a decently rich doctor or something in the 80s. Big Tudor revival house outside of town on the golf course, 4 car garage, Lincoln town car, tv in every room with satellite channels, ordering baked ziti and rum cake from the country club and going to pick it up after a few glasses of wine in the golf cart. The one draw back might be women's butts were different back then, not necessarily bad, but generally longer and flatter. Women's butts have come a long since then.

Hey guys, you can buy used mobile homes pretty cheaply. I'm thinking about buying like 10 of them and connecting them all end to end. One end would be a whole trailer kitchen and the other end would be all bathroom. Middle trailers would be a mix super long couches and wide tv sets, maybe a 30ft long bed somewhere. Total length about 800ft.

Jeffrey Toobin got caught gooning on live TV and still has a job but you’re unemployed

Hearing israeli military officers explaining on news tv how evil it is of iran to have striked one of their cities 😐

Ok so dementia mango pudding brain runs two sets of takes for camera so that the editor in his reality TV show can pick the storyline that makes him look best. We are winning and also we need help. We have won but also we have to increase troops because the strait. The strait is open except for the missiles and they are cowards for not leeeroy Jenkins it. Iran is our friend and we lifted oil sanctions, except they are animals and criminal murders.

A small kid stands by the Lincoln Tunnel, he's selling plastic roses for a buck. The traffic's backed up to 39th Street. And TV whores are calling out the cops for a suck.

Apocolypse Now just finished on TV. The mad fat guy died in the end.

Bro we actually used to watch tv shows that had villains named Looten Plunder now their our boss

Iran fired two mid range ICBMs at Diego Garcia . 4000km away. Further than their known capabilities were previously thought. Way the fuck over there. One failed in flight. The other had one interceptor fired from a US warship. Sauce- Agenda free TV reading WSJ on YT.

Man I bartended at a bunch of places. Some are dumb as fuck with the box placement like you have to stand on something and basically put the remote behind the tv. Also while having dozens of drunk people asking for dumb shit. Or overly complicated drinks no one’s ever heard of that they saw on TikTok. Make the drinks gets the tips change tv when you have time. Money first tho.

Why is it so hard for bartenders to change the channel on the bar tv

1.8 bottles of wine, march madness on the tv, blastin ignorant rap, shitpostin here

Turn on a TV

There are actual retards in here that think he will “taco” when he just went on TV and begged congress for 200b to continue the “excursion”. Can’t make this shit up lmao. Yes bro, he’s just asking for 200b for fun! War over tomorrow!!! Buy now!

why does 🥭 keep saying we won on live tv rn

Mango is going to feel quite silly watching cable TV tonight

Seems orange will either come on TV now, or Yahoo. Or they just push buttons and call it "POWER HOUR", load of BS

Even the famous "surprised face" meme is from a Japanese TV show

former TV celebs as presidents doesn't seem to be a good idea. I guess the trend started with Ronald Reagan (movie star).