UBER

it appears my uber driver will attempt to deliver my pizza on a motorcycle

you guys drive or uber

Inflation defeated right? Fuck it. Might as well launch uber QE already. Let's transfer money from the most hard working people of society who actually do real shit to richass retired boomers, the most unproductive people. Those who will ride off into the rainbow while they spent their whole life making absolutely sure multiple generations will inherit a bankrupt country. Everything collapsing before our eyes? Doesn't matter, green line gotta go up without ever stopping 📈🤑.

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uber🚀 so undervalued

i think UBER is so obviously a 10 bagger stock in 5-10 yrs... auto driving taxis and grocery deliveries very soon

the next 1T company is UBER btw

Wtf why is uber down

Uber had these positive catalysts today : 1. Autonomous rides launched in Riyadh 2. Better than expected cpi print 3. Price target raised from 116 to 124 4. Nvidia partnership thing So will stock price finally rise lot today and should I hold my 95 calls?

I’m so tired I entered the wrong address for my Uber. Guy was cool about it though.

Many are sleeping on UBER, easy money

So Uber drivers are collecting “real-world driving data” to expedite the move to autonomous? Isn’t that like bike fall meme-ing themselves?

So glad I bought uber calls yesterday

BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, says it is collaborating with $UBER on autonomous vehicle development circle jerk is getting bigger

Holy shit there’s so much fucking news today lmao. The quantum shit show, uber NVDA

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Predict a major uncanny sell-off tomorrow at open, huge buy the dip on good stocks opportunity. It's getting crazy again now with the fear and volatility. Media will BS it something about China, employment, Powell- same ole sht. Once that happens, UBER, RKLB, SMR, OKLO,  CRWV, HOOD, GOOG, PLTR, etc all good potentials run up nice V..

You long BYND holders knock your teeth out and change your name to Kais Maalej, Your career as an uber driver has begun

Before making jokes guys, try to remember these Beyond apes are your cashiers, your bus boys, your uber drivers.

The avride investment is from uber and nebius. Doesn’t say specifics for how much from who but investing in your subsidiary isn’t exactly going to be a big pump for nebius group

NBIS announced Uber investment

Oh yeah but that backing is also possibly partly paid from NBIS. Doesn’t say in the release but mentions both nebius and uber

Why is NBIS not moving? They just secured a partnership with Uber lol

So, Avride and uber are about to launch their autonomous driving fleet and people are dumping NBIS . Ya, ok have fun with that

Just buying Uber

cmon UBER when 130

After the game, gave a ride to 3 colts fans to their car. 40 bucks for a 2 min car ride, am I doing this uber thing right?

I usually take uber from Mountain View

Not at all - we did make a point of using their 'please', 'thank you', etc. Many restaurants in large places even have an english menu, but if your phone is relatively recent chances are it will translate the text (and it can be fun to see if that translation matches the english on the menu). Some drivers don't speak english much, but Uber/Bolt makes that kinda superfluous anyway. Even in a regular cab in Paris we just showed the address and they put it in their GPS. Now, if you're getting off the beaten path in small towns, there may be fewer who know english, but they told us in Portugal that the kids study english starting in 6th grade.

Uber's commercials are fucking retarded.

Uber is launching data tasks for drivers-Bloomberg [Link](http://bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-16/uber-giving-some-us-drivers-option-to-earn-money-from-tasks-like-uploading-menus) These short minute-long tasks can be done anytime, including while idling for passengers: \-data-labelling (for AI training) \-uploading restaurant menus \-recording audio samples of themselves \-narrating scenarios in different languages

Bought all quantum dips, Reddit, hood, SoFi, uber, eose, ampx, Ktos Thx China 

Uber now pays drivers $1 per menu to train AI between rides. They’re literally training their replacements for a dollar. Peak dystopia. Puts on humanity. 🤖

Sells a fresh stack of puts on LULU and UBER last night. Wakes up to the reddest red of redness. And probably going to be assigned on OPEN again this week. Seems like the past few Fridays always bring shitty news or TACO truths

My shoeshine boy/doordash/uber driver keeps talking about gold and how its the only safe assets and will only keep going up. Selling all my gold positions tomorrow.

With Uber a stake holder and them being profitable and their fundamentals improving with a target by Jeffries at 6.80 I’m betting on them to get to 7 this year. But as always everyone should do your own DD.

My Uber driver talking about Ai bubble, oh boy LMAOOOOO

Why is Uber selling off?

Man HIMS and UBER are not what I hoped. Don't people like need dick pills?

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Uber. Why are you dumping!

Why do I always feel the need to apologize to the Uber Eats driver? “Look, I’d have gotten it myself, but I’m drunk and autistic, and I didn’t want to put on pants. Also, sorry for not wearing pants.” Calls on UBER.

Uber driver hit me up to ask if my friend I got a car for was single This has been a cashflow update

WULF, IREN, NBIS, have been some of the most fun to trade stocks the last few weeks. Strong support on dips with fast rebounds.  UPS, DOCU, TGT, UBER, MCHP, are always reliable, too, and FedEx is a good entry here.

Federal employees probably loving the shutdown. Just chilling at home placing insider trades and uber eats orders.

LFG GOOGL🅰️ℹ️ & UBER🚙: > Reuters) -Alphabet’s Waymo plans to launch its fully driverless ride-hailing service in London in 2026, the robotaxi firm said on Wednesday, as it looks to expand its footprint to major international cities. > Earlier this year, Waymo started collecting data in Tokyo, Japan and testing its vehicles operated by human drivers in cooperation with Japanese taxi firm Nihon Kotsu and with Go, which operates a mobile app for hailing taxi rides. > In London, Waymo said it will collaborate with vehicle financing firm Moove as it prepares for the rollout, and is actively engaging with local and national regulators to secure necessary approvals. > Waymo currently serves more than 250,000 paid trips every week with about 1,500 vehicles in U.S. cities such as San Francisco, Los Angeles, Phoenix, Arizona, Atlanta, Georgia and Austin, Texas. > Waymo has partnered with Moove to handle its fleet operations, facilities and charging infrastructure in Phoenix and next year in Miami, Florida. > Ride-hailing firm Uber, which offers Waymo vehicles on its app in Atlanta and Austin, announced in June plans to trial fully driverless rides in the UK from spring 2026 through its partnership with AI startup Wayve.

I’m in an uber at 4am and the driver is blasting club music. Bro wants to give me a headache

I go to the stock subreddit to read reasonable takes. It's uber bearish in there and the more comments I read calling for the impending crash, the more confident I grow that we still have more upward momentum.