UBER

Puts on hood and uber

Your uber driver? You mean, while you were in your uber ride?

My Uber driver just got deported, puts on Uber. How are they even letting people work with no work authorization

Everybody showed up, except Bibi. I think his Uber driver got lost.

The uber ber youtuber Steven Van Metre looks just like I would imagine a gey ber looking. Predicted a crash today that would accelerate tomorrow and seemed super excited 😭🤣

UBER famously burned through something like $30B to make their model work OpenAI will probably do the same give or take $300B and also need a breakthrough in nuclear fusion along with alien technology and black magic.

My Uber driver went to GHYNA!

A hot blonde in a Porsche just dropped off my Uber Eats It’s over

my uber driver said he's going to have to go back to ubering after this

OK ive wait 2hrs now. Can we V pls? I wanna head out and need to make some change for the uber.

LOL it really gonna uber V

In this economic climate, i cant believe Dash and Uber eats ate still thriving..

Lel, can feel the anger throughout the city, even my UBER🚙 driver to the aeroport was visibly mad …so glad my flight leaves in 2 hours, RIP in ☮️, Philadelphia SPX 6,888 🔜 🌇🛫📈🤑

You know it was long ago AMD talk was for idiot uber drivers at $115 a share… **AND AS FAR I’M CONCERNED IT SHOULD STILL BE THERE**

Uber eats

That APLD call was uber bullish. Companies asking them to scale buildings 10x

UBER at a PE of 16…. Cheap UBER going to $130

Waymo so damn slow, I’d way rather take an uber.

uber GREEN . in T-10 min.

Just went all in on uber calls. 50k. Lets go baby

NEW CHIP DEAL: NVIDIA GETS TWO GAZILLION DEAL WITH UBER FOR SELF DRIVING CARS. ALSO UBER SIGNS ONE GAZILLION DEAL WITH OPENAI TO PUT GPT ON CARS.

Uber Humvee coming to a city near you

My Uber driver is listening to Peter Schiff

$UBER to $120

Fkin UBER. Let’s hit that 120 soon.

Elon, a man who has overpromised and under delivered on every metric possible outside of market cap increases is going to tweet something tomorrow. Therefore, TSLAs market cap gains the entire worth of Uber (or Boeing). Who is rushing in to buy shares at a 250x P/E because a company is making an announcement?

If Tesla and Archer partnership rumors are true then wouldn't that hit negatively uber or lyft? Everything is so green I can't pull the trigger to buy puts on uber or lyft.

Order there yesterday Uber eat. See person pull up takeoff..take food.

#Most popular jobs in America: content creator, influencer, Uber driver, food delivery, youtuber LMAO🤌

I'm fucking starving. Can't wait for whichever one of you poors drops off my uber eats. Don't take a bite outta it like you did last time

My Uber driver talked about all the gains he's been making on his Robinhood account then my doordash guy said he made a killing on CRCL stock. When your modern day shoeshine boy starts to give you stock tips it might be a good time to GTFO

#If it wasn't for millions of people doing Uber, Doordash or Instacart, unemployment rate would be close to 10% by now LMAO🤌