UNH

Wanna bet that UNH gonna announce partnership with AI on earnings repor,t and stock will skyrocket to $450

Ohh fuck I better buy UNH before they announce a partnership with OpenAI

It’d be nice if UNH started acting fucking DEFENSIVELY!!!

GOOG AMD UNH CCCX OKLO UUUU And whatever the fuck Novo thinks it’s doing Shout out to my main bitch, SPY

UNH green in a sea of red

UNH pre earnings gonna be interesting

PATH POET BTQ and UNH seem to be holding

Unh green Lec go

Port is about Green for the day. Thank you UNH, GOOGL, and buying the AMZN dip. 🤓

Ayo UNH what the fuck do you have to do with tariffs and jynah? Go back up

C'mon UNH keep pumping. More green dildos pls.

do i sell my unh calls or hold to earnings???

UNH earnings two weeks from today before market open. I predict +5%

The real question is why is UNH dropping. 

UNH catching strays from this trade war makes absolutely 0 sense

POET PATH BTQ UNH

UNH better pop asap

$UNH get in before earnings IV skyrockets

Somebody hit UNH with a stick or something

i feel like an idiot buying gold now after the run, but idk what else to buy thats low risk + can outpace inflation. Open to suggestions. Might just load up on UNH shares.

!banbet UNH $380 3w

Nah its performing poor as peoples cash is in fast money plays, but the same people not buying now will chase it once its gets above $230. You have to take the risk of being early in these plays, I missed out on UNH because I waited too long for bottom but got a good price on Duolingo when it was in a similar situation to what Reddit is now. Will break out within a week imo.

Ready for UNH to break my port once again

Loaded up UNH 400c for December. Earnings play going to print 💰💸

Thoughts on UNH with the gov shutdown / aca stuff being debated?

Even with gov shutdown / aca stuff going on? I'm tempted to go deep on unh but a bit worried

Safe bet will be NVO and UNH. Not related between china and US

Don't joke about UNH I have way too much of that piece of shit. It better recover. I thought it was a bargain when their CEO was offed. Then boom, Medicare fraud. Fuck.

UNH down 13 on Friday up 2.50 today and there’s celebration? 😂

LOL all the market jumps and UNH still drops 1%. This is so funny

just need unh to pump to 375 this week and i promise ill stop being a retard degen

AVGO and UNH to $375 tomorrow.

Like when buffet bought UNH at the top? Fuck that old retard

GOOGL, MSFT, AAPL, META, UNH all +3% or more tomorrow pls. I loaded calls Friday in desperation.

$UNH back to 370s tomorrow

Wondering what UNH is gonna do, took quite the hit last friday. Probably buying uo the dip, hopefully there isn't another dip of the dip.

ok ok really so whats the play tomorrow? is the astrazenica deal a play? CNC? UNH? energy? UUUU? memes? PATH? OPEN? holy fuk theres so many choices now that ber r fuk

hedge with UNH hope the right person sees this

Bought 20k of UNH yesterday at $370 and 20k of AVGO today at $347. Every time I fkin buy it’s the top, AMA

Unh, what does it have to do with china?

Trimmed some gold and silver and UNH early and took advantage of the sales late today -- CNC PLTR MOS TCNNF.

TF is UNH being fucked? No more Chinese on healthcare?

Yall think UNH is done ?

This is... not good. Why the fuck is UNH falling though? This shit should be insulated from this China BS :')

Why tf is UNH getting obliterated more than tech. Tf they gotta do with china.

Well, i entered UNH too early, shouldve waited till Monday.

UNH is such a cocksucking dumb fuck sometimes. But I keep coming back so really it’s on me

UNH being down to tarrif news makes no sense. Am I missing something?

Bought the dip only on UNH. Yes I am a pussy.

So why is UNH (and rest of healthcare) selling off alongside tech? Are we doing a full panic again sell everything april 2.0?