UNH

!banbet UNH $310 14d

berishness is pain. just keep it for individual companies. like, UNH ber? noice. SPY ber? *Apprentice Conspiracy Theorist*

UNH back to pre-Buffett levels

Damn UNH is fucked

UNH - no rizz

UNH plummet keeping me in the rat race

Y’all will bitch about health care in this country then complain about your UNH calls lmaoooo

Ngl, you UNH bag holders deserve it for investing in such a morally bankrupt company

If you've ever tried calling UNH, you would know what a terrible idea that is.

Bought more UNH at 283, what a deal.

500-7grand on unh puts. Now worth 22k. I took profits right when bell opened. Could have held? Yes. But it also could have shot right back up and would have lost. Moral of story “take profits”.

!banbet unh $260 1d

Me: This price action is gonna give me a stroke... UNH: Care Denied

UNH calls ?

Holy shit, that congressman who sold UNH must be really good at a technical analysis 

UNH BACK TO 200

Buying more UNH calls, company still makes a fuckton of money

LOL IMAGINE UNH ER MISS AFTER THIS

fuck my UNH positions man

#Barron T sends his regards after he sold UNH yesterday

Well here we go again, buy the UNH dips. Goddammit.

I had calls on UNH.

Unh leap

My port averages a pe of 80+. This unh pullback seems like an opportunity to finally pull the average down a bit.

Someone please post their UNH gain/loss porn

UNH LOL WTH

NFLX, DUOL, UNH going bankrupt

UNH will probably bounce in a couple of days

LMAO poor UNH. Was thinking of catching the knife but -20% is pretty rough

RIP UNH

unh gonna hit the circuit breaker?

UNH -19% today and it's still outperforming RDDT YTD lol fml

Why did buffet buy a no future meme stock like UNH instead of a solid business like CRWV, is he retarded?

Unh is scary af

Unh lol

New unh baggies created today.

Otm puts could’ve made u a millionaire on unh holy fuck

Unh always gets the biggest overreaction.

#Praise Warren Buffet. He’s all knowing. UNH 600$ 2040

I basically sold all my rddt at a loss at 200 and bought unh at 285. I hope i made the right call

UNH a "defensive" stock because you get defensive when you get confronted by your wife's boyfriend where their holiday money is

UNH calls for the week are down $4000-$6000... jesus.

unh call here

UNH Buy Buy Buy

#UNH LOL

Unh

Someone call unh an ambulance quick 😱

UNH

BREAKING NEWS: BUFFET DOUBLES DOWN WITH ANOTHER $2,500,000,000 INTO $UNH

So much fear on UNH you know what that means