UNH

Are we buying the UNH dip for a quick rip this morning or no

UNH bags are heavy, mom's spaghetti

Don’t feel bad for UNH investors. Literally on of the most evil companies out there.

Only if I had bought 100 UNH puts last night.

Fuck the 3 day rule. I’m buying UNH calls right at open. I will avenge Brian Thompson

Too late for unh puts?

Waiting an hour until after open to see where UNH ends up

unh in laymans term - 60% of unh revenue is from the government (medicaid and medicare advantage). yesterday CMS (the government) said they will have a freeze on pay raise 2027 (compared to 5% annual increase historically) because insurance companies allegedly claim sicker patients to get paid more. unh did relatively well after the announcement of biden's caps on insulin and drugs out of pocket max near the end of 2022. i don't know how, this time around, unh can pivot. maybe they were never supposed to be that profitable.

Is unh going to tank even more?

Loaded up 500 shares of unh....luigi fire squad verdict gonna send it to 5 hunnid easy

stop selling UNH u fuck3rs

lol, SLV is not a rug pull. Look at UNH 😂

I'll happily see my UNH go to zero if they truly fix healthcare. They won't though, so at least I'll make money.

UNH getting taken out back and put down

At this point UNH is a distraction. Where we losing money next?

IDK guys but I fell like UNH is a little bit oversold now

The reason unh fell is because they are proposing a flat rate for a year, not because of guidance or earnings wouldn’t jump in just yet

bet you berkshire sold unh at 350.

UNH is dead

Imagine being given the heads up to buy UNH puts before close yesterday

Mods removing UNH and Reddit loss memes lmao. Those should strengthen your conviction if anything

Did anyone buy UNH puts?!?!?!?

UNH 330 EOD

Wow.. I picked the wrong direction on UNH. Wow.. give me a fifty fifty chance and I will pick the losing 50 percent… 75 percent of the time!

Unh baggies thought Buffet can't be wrong

Cals unh free money ?

UNH sell-off is so forced.

Unh calls on open

unh rebound at open?

Did UNH announce their AI partnership with NVIDIA yet?

I bought UNH at $600

sell CSPs on UNH at open or is she dead?

Unh will dip more or stay there for months, Reddit will either go crash to 180 or go back to 250

Reddit can go back up Unh is dead

Have you checked UNH this morning? Seems oversold, but you do you

Welp I’m about to lose my entire UNH call, gimme a winner that’ll recover that for me

CNBC headline: UNH dragging down Dow futures. Bitch, UNH took Dow behind the woodshed.

You thought UNH was the play lmao

RDDT vs UNH dip what’s your pick?

# the UNH move is totally ridiculously over done and just wrong. FUCK YOU

I lost $150,000 on UNH in the middle of my build. Could have paid cash for my whole build if it wasn’t for that one play.

Buy UNH dip

UNH: oh nooo, we're gonna get paid less for the work we weren't gonna do anyways...

I dont feel bad for UNH bagholders

unh sell off seems over exaggerated earnings were okay fucking medicare rates are not final only proposal

I’m deed with that UNH, lmao.

Looking in my platform it shows last close for UNH at $351.58 - seems like 10 years ago now lol

Sad to report that there is no sub-Reddit for UNH stonk like that Wolfspeed one.

How the fuck is $UNH such a shitty business when all they do is deny claims and nickel and dime all their members? They should be raking in cash.

imagine scooping up UNH 300p 1/30 for 25 buckaroos yesterday. couldn't be me