UNH

UNH has financially ruined me and I deserve it!

UNH tempting🧐🤔

I caught the knife on unh last time, no thank you

#DID UNH CLAIM GET DENIED LMAOOOOOOOO GET IT GET IT???

Wtf is happening,  Unh and rddt just declared bankruptcy or something?

UNH cheaper than Buffet’s buy in price lmao

Buffett bought UNH at $300 what a regard

UNH bagholders in shambles.... It's me, I'm shambles...

UNH might revisit 240

Buffet needs to buy more of unh 💀

I’m a UNH buyer at these levels

UNH will suck your soul dry like it does with everyone who touches it.

HUM might be a better buy than UNH here.

Crazy that the only news I can find about medicare reimbursments being flat are UNH pundits.... they're really blacking that news out. Some how stonks are breaking through the great censorship

90% of my entire port is UNH, guess I'll hold for another year, flat revenue and government nationalizes my company lol Well they making them a utility, utility stocks do well when you look at them. If all other healthcare stocks go bankrupt, UNH will be lone survivor

Overreacting on UNH. Doesn’t matter how much they would get reimbursed if they deny all care anyway.

“You survived the first UNH crash, but what about the second?” *larger meteor suddenly appears behind the first one*

Real talk....cut losses on UNH or just hold it at this point (down so far..). It's stock but like 20% of my port.

heres how to play earnings right before close bought UNH feb 20 300/400 strangle the put side is looking to be at least a 10 bagger rolling the profit into a 290/300 hoping it stays below 300 before open

My UNH call is beyond cooked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A weak dollar means market makers have to sell equities if they want liquidity for earnings season (see RDDT, UNH, etc.).

UNH recovers or dips further at Market Open?

UNH way oversold You know 🫵 I know it 👍 We all know it 👐

UNH going back to the stone age

So RDDT is dead and UNH is absolutely unalived

Looks like nflx is about to fall off a cliff too to join rddt/unh

Bought more UNH and RDDT. wonderful discounts

There's more chop ahead for UNH. But gonna start adding and averaging down from here

*Greg Abel steps into his plush office. Turns on his computer, stares at the blinking screen. He knows what he must do. Enters sell order* UNH bros: Noooooooooo

Did Buffet freak the fuck out of UNH?

He completely lost his touch, when he made this pick UNH was at about 271, so it is only up about 10%

Calls on $UNH anyone?

UNH is down like $40 before open. Good thing I liquidated half my position a month ago

Did Barron just buy the UNH dip?

The very last stock pick from Buffet was UNH btw - the oracle has lost his touch 😬

How’s Buffett doing with his UNH position now?

They are going to kick UNH out of the DOW and add CVNA

They are going to kick UNH out of the DOW and add CVNA aren’t they

Pass universal healthcare and take unh to 0

Anyone holding UNH, my sincere condolences.

unh is going back to 250.

Holy UNH

funny how it was right around this time last year that so many people thought UNH was the key to generational wealth, key to generational bags is all they got

Another dip buying opportunity for you UNH cucks

When she finds out you bought UNH at 240 last year 🫦

Never change UNH you dramatic cunt

Just woke up from my 3 day coma. Can’t wait to see how much my RDDT and UNH calls have grown!

UNH is heading to $5. You’ll get your government 🥭 insurance plan with $700,000 deductible and 60% automatic interest and you’ll like it.

Luigi is smiling somewhere. UNH shot dead