UNH

Fuk it I’m selling a CSP on UNH at open. Thank god I closed the one I had sold before closing yesterday

Damn UNH puts printed

Please UNH no more! We can't keep getting fucked! It's too much fucking!

anyone here have the majority of their holdings in unh and / or reddit? if so money has now left your life permanently

Everyone panic about UNH I’m holding my Avg price 291 a share earning came out a slide out this is over reaction about Taco talking nonsense before earning

Unh

Any chance UNH reaches 400 today after earnings?

Market erases 70% of my gains on UNH in one trading day gg

when do i cut unh losses

the level of research I do is seeing things tank dramatically like RDDT and UNH and thinking “wow those dropped a lot, wonder if they’ll go back up? let’s buy some calls and find out!”

I got out of UNH around 340, but bought too much RDDT shares, 2x long, and calls at 250 💀

UNH destroyed

And for today's trick, UNH wizard wil show you how to evaporate 6 months of gains in just 24 hours!

When is it safe to buy UNH

RDDT and UNH, 2 of my top 5 biggest holdings. yay

Good morning I think it's time to check on my Roth with my 30% UNH and 30% RDDT positions and OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

Itd be funny if Buffett actually panic sold all his positions on UNH after this drop lol

UNH prime boring share holding. Boomers about to start dying in mass for the next 10 years. Once boomers are gone, puts

Buy UNH before the 🌮

UNH PUTS????

RDDT is a long time hold. In 10 years no one will care if you bought at $250 or $190. UNH, until we get true healthcare reform they will find a way to keep printing money.

UNH shits and gits. Netflix takes 6 months to slow bleed out.

To think at some point I had RDDT and UNH in my port. Ooof

RDDT was shot dead on its way to a shareholder meeting months ago kinda surprised it took this long for the market to catch up. Am I the only one who remembers them pulling the mask off the UNH guy and it was actually RDDT all along? And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those onery kids and that dog??

Buffet now negative on his UNH position

BREAKiNG: RDDT caught colluding with UNH to give people cancer

Don’t let $UNH distract you from the fact that Trumps is going to be running 3 Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into $USAR and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motech system exhaust.

Wtf is happening to UNH?? 😳

Buffett is officially a UNH bag holder. What’s your excuse for not being losing money now?

Which one will hit $0 first today UNH or RDDT

Im legit thinking of dumping all my rddt at open and going into unh this is so depressing.

What’s UNH puts bought 2 days ago paying like 1000X ?

Whoever bought UNH deserve what’s happening🤡🤡

UNH $350-400 Jan 2027 calls is on the watchlist today, HOW LOW WILL UNH GO???

going to put an order for UNH 295 put for $.20 on the off chance that one of the 100 people selling their puts forgets to cancel their sell order  

Reddit dumping like an institution thought it was UNH when it placed the sell order

Wow did anyone have UNH puts ?! And held both days ?!

UNH tanks the DOW

Why tf didn’t I buy unh puts smh

Are we buying UNH calls?

UNH is going to fall below $250

At this rate silver will trade higher than unh in the next three months.

Who is in deep shit because of UNH?

UNH raises 1 billion in offering to invest in Mr Beast co. and dogecoin treasury.

Unh

UNH = U Needa Hug

Back to $230 please UNH

It's disturbing that the UNH big run started with Obama care which was meant to help the common man not enrich these health corps

so... UNH calls at open, right?

UNH took my butt. Should’ve sold my calls and rolled into MU calls.