UNH

Are we holding 1/2026 $350C on UNH through earnings?

UNH of all things holding up my port. What a time to be alive

UNH has some of the most retarded stock movement I have ever seen

Buying weekly UNH calls on the morning dip made me $4.5k today, and I'm done for the day. 🌈💅

# sold my gold. party over. moving the funds into UNH.

UNH cures you then brings you back to your previous health state, expect a bill

UNH 400 EOM?

UNH news or just a run up to earnings?

UNH calls

I’m 70 points in the money on UNH now lol

Are UNH Jan 400c easy money?

Aaaand around 2 months ago people were saying UNH is $150 stock /Clap to all of you

At this rate, UNH to 500

UNH ripping!!!

Unh $400 before earnings?

UNH 🚀

Unh moon??? What is happening??? Cure for caancer is here or?

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Hoping for a good earning call of ELV so that UNH can rip as well before their own earning call.

Is UNH actually gonna pop

I am once again asking for UNH to go to 400 please..THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Unh, get it before earnings

While everyone complained about AMZN I bought calls on them and made 30%. Lesson is, buy whatever people suddenly hate. RH pissed ppl off? Up green bigly. Lip Bu Tan a threat to America? Calls paid. UNH ran by the antichrist? Well, that sucked if you bought the top. But after going down 50% even Buffet didn’t care about morals on that one.

UNH about to make a power move before earnings🚀🚀🚀

anyone holding unh through elevance earnings - good luck

I went on a Call shopping spree, GLD, AMZN, UNH, PLTR, I'm jacked to the tits

How many times are these boomers going to meet up and fail to pass something? My UNH calls are waiting for big moon.

There was a spike on UNH for a brief time on my app, but now it's gone

Unh will hit 400 after earnings

Calls on UNH, AMZN, and SOFI before earnings

Unh clearing 370

GOOGL and UNH are both going to have blowout earnings. Get in while you can.

UNH starting to rip before earnings

I have like 50k in 1/16/26 260 and 270 calls for UNH. I have full faith

If UNH hits 370'this week I'm buying all you regards a shot..leave your booze preference below 😍😍🥹

$UNH it is

Wen UNH 400 🥺🥺

probably UNH just because how discussed and obvious it was.

Need UNH to announce open AI deal pre market. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Gonna make $2500 on just some CCs on my UNH shares in just 2 weeks of time. Gotta love it :) if called, away, shares sold for profit too

$UNH - 🌙 after earnings or drill to centre of the earth?

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IREN, OKLO, RKLB, UNH

Whatever happened to all the UNH hype

!banbet UNH 370 7d

UNH wen will 🌮have the DOJ close the investigation

Buy low sell high. Low right now - KVUE, UNH, LULU, NVO, TGT

I'm telling you UNH will beat earnings on 10/28 (possibly bigly) and the stock is going to pop. Great price right here to get in

Soooo I guess UNH is actually a speculative AI stock that runs on critical minerals from China? This is the most retarded dump ever.

"defensive" UNH falling like it's a no revenue AI play. 😂 They import too much cooking oil from Ghyna.