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$UNH or $HUM once medicare reimbursements get negotiated tolike 3-4% is a going to be a yeah that was obvious play. if you are patient enough to wait 2 months, this is the easiest play ever

I think your unh calls will be fine.

Am I cooked, chat? Iren, mstr, fkng hood. Don't forget UNH $320C 03/20

I am now a UNH bag holder

UNH: "Your calls do not meet our plans definition of medical necessity."

UNH is gay

UNH has been really shit for mental health

ill keep buying the dip on UNH 😬

UNH Luigi will not face death penalty judge says

market rotating out of risky speculative assets like JPM UNH and MSFT into safe heaven TSLA

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If my calls are gonna get fukd today at least take me out to dinner first and have UNH fall off a cliff

Current UNH execs hallucinating Luigi around corners UNH is going to hire an assassin to kill Luigi now that the death penalty is off the table, Luigi is going to somehow kill the assassin in a way that looks badass that is captured on video, prove that UNH hired them, and UNH is going to go to zero. At least that’s how I’ll write it in my upcoming thriller novel: “The Mario Brother: One Man’s Journey to assassinate a CEO and get away with it because people think he’s hot and the CEO was evil”

Can warren buffet do to MSFT what he did to UNH and give it an 8% pop on the rumor hes investing?

UNH found ded after that news

# UNH go fucking up !!!!! i want to escape poverty

UNH is a great American company.

UNH dump GUH

not excited about UNH abt to FUCK me

Need news on UNH to pump to $300 within 1 hour from now- thanks

Not to worry I thought UNH was a “defensive play” at $370 Gemini tells me not to lose heart the annual dividends are worth $8 a share should be all good in 10 years if the grim reaper doesn’t get me first …

Ah yes. UNH the small regional insurance provider. But Im sure the one you bought will be fine. Not touching any.

One of these is not like the other. Panic selling on big names creates great buying opportunities. People who incorrectly sell at breakeven are exactly who you want to be buying from. I wouldn't touch UNH or RDDT tho

The problem with buying these flash crashes like MSFT, UNH and Reddit is; They create so many bag holders on the way down. There are a lot of buyers begging to get the fuck out of it at just break even. All those dip buyers become sell walls pretty fast and gimp any upward momentum. Usually fast and drastic drops take a minute to recover cause of this.

My GLD and SLV calls might indeed be fucked, but at least I got **squints* …..UNH puts and UUUU calls. Nvm, it’s just me. I’m fucked. But I’m gonna let them expire and not sell like some pansy who doesn’t like lighting their money on fire.

UNH. If you increase today, I will cry tears of joy.

Open AI to team up with UNH and NVDA and use AI to deny 99.9% of claims

UNH $300 on news please….i need news

UNH will climb 3% tmrw. We will see an index rise. I am coping.

dude :( UNH cmon

I got UNH calls at 310, so you’re probably gonna make more

Next time unh pops up on the main page is because of hulk dick

Begging UNH to crash. Bought 1/30 295P Tuesday, down 74% since. Loss porn incoming?

UNH $300 calls expires tomorrow - I need news at this point

Hmmm. do we think my UNH calls are cooked for tomorrow? 20 295s at a price of 1.27

I almost got wrecked on UNH but something told me to buy the CPS back just before closing. I should’ve done the same with Microsoft

UNH call buyers. You okay!!

i did blow and bought a shit ton of 295 Unh calls and now i’m nervy

i’m ngl I really need UNH to have at least a 2% day tomorrow.

CVS and UNH 0DTE

i could potentially be fried. I'm in 20 295 UNH calls.

Meta is the kid being held by the mom in that pool, MSFT is that drowning kid. UNH is that skeleton underwater

Decided to add UNH on the drop. My cost average is $294.8 and it’s been at that price for maybe 6 seconds this entire week KEKW

Am stressed asf waiting for AAPL earnings. Tried to beat my meat to relieve some stress but I can't even do it cause my noodle is as limp as UNH today.

who is excited to see UNH hit 300+ tmrw!!!

UNH 295 calls tomorrow are gonna smackkkkk

UNH is so algorithmically rigged. Unreal lol