UNH

# panicans selling UNH. # don't panic the company is completely fine and the earnings are projected to grow again every quarter from here on # forward p/e at 15 with 20% annual earnings growth the next years --> that is NOT A SELL

UNH: *watch this*

October 27 it touched $379.99 then faded to $309. UNH is very familiar with this.

Bad news is I bought calls on UNH ! Good news is I only put 400 dollars

The second plane has hit UNH headquarters.

Breaking: UNH stocks are going to be included in happy meals as a bonus gadget along with a luigi minifigure

So, UNH earnings is not bad, in line actually. The only bad news is the "proposal" of new Medicare rate. And we all know about TACO, don't we?

Fuck UNH POS stock. Exiting my position. Where should i move my money to

Anyone buying UNH here

I'm for a loss of words, been holding on to UNH since september last year, been fucking sideways for months only to plunge over 15% while all the bad news was already 'baked in' the price. Well fuck me and please pay me ten dollars because I'm broke.

I see UNH and RDDT must be related to each other.

Adding 50 UNH shares to my 80. Buying calls at open

UNH = Utterly Nuked Holders

calls at open for UNH? quick trade?

UNH you dumb bitch lmao.

UNH sell off seems… a little exaggerated now…

UNH bulls in shambles

My fingers are itching for UNH

UNH only went up because Berkshire bought it. Guidance and earnings have been ass the entire past year. 

Unh just got fucked!!!

#What a great day to buy UNH calls ~1 hour or so after open

Here at UNH, the future is on the block chain. 📈📈📈

How low can UNH go? Drilling to the earths core. At this point I’m not even going to sell - rather it piss away to 50 usd

Unh to the moon

So the congress members knew shits about to Hit the Fan and sold unh before public knew….

Full ported UNH and RDDT calls right before market closed. Been purposely avoiding checking both all night and morning just so nervous to see if I may have doubled my port. Can anyone give me a little hint of what to expect?!? 🫣

Glad I liquidated UNH at 350. Yeesh.

if unh can dump like this why can’t tesla? their earnings are been shittier

Holy fuck, UNH is getting murdered. Down 15% before market even opens?!

Really regretting buying the AH UNH dip last night rn

Turns out the crash predicted by bears was UNH not silver holy shit

I am thinking about buying UNH puts at open to flip after a bit.

i don’t think earnings call will save unh im selling for huge loss k guess. 🥭cms announcement fucked this ip

Can't wait for all of the BUY UNH here DD's/posts in the next couple hours

Who dares to jump into UNH dip?

$UNH smells like bloodshed, eww

Yesterday morning I commented that UNH should be 300 forever, and I just want to thank the universe for paying attention to this matter.

“UNH” is the sound you make when a green candle loosens your anoose

Time for the UNH CEO to announce that they are not an insurance company; they are a technology company and will have self driving cars in every city by 2027.

UNH lost its job and health care, apparently.

UNH to 0

What brave soul is going to sell puts on UNH today??

UNH stands for “UGHHH NO HEALTH-INSURANCE”

uNH will u ever come back 😭

RIP UNH "leap" call holders 😂

Fucks going on with UNH, I’m fucked

Fuck UNH, they deserve it!

# UNH getting absolutely slaughtered now # fuck my life

Unh going under 300? Rip

Warren "the bagholder" Buffet and his UNH calls 🤡