UNH

UNH is such a buy once administration changes. Sectors as a whole can't be suppressed forever.

Why did i buy $10k Unh when i could have buy MU lmao

Either UNH craters even more and I full-port into a position or it moons and i regret not buying the dip.

holy FUCK I'm going to get dry fucked tomorrow with my UNH position... I just have to pray their earnings hit like crack

At least I had sold some UNH $360 calls to offset some of my losses in the morning. Probably will sell $320 puts at open. Have made a good amount of bank just selling $320/$360 strangles the past 5 months

New i should’ve grabbed some unh puts

Honestly that UNH rug pull is so amazing, destroying all the bulls who decided to buy today before earnings

Even Buffet gets rugged by the orange man. Dicks out for UNH 😔

Unh under 300 at open where it belongs

I know baggy fashion is back in, but UNH didn't have to make my bags baggier

Will UNH see $400 this year?

UNH going for runner runner dump dump

UNH drop before earnings is like failing an exam before even appearing for it It will be funny if it gets to 400 in a month though

UNH a nothing🌮

Please rally a teeny tiny bit UNH.

god sucks to be unh bag holder

You already have a bet going - UNH to 370.0 before 28-Jan-2026 04:09 PM -05

Well UNH leaps look pleasant now. I’m sure the news today will be nothing

SHORT $META $UNH LONG $AMZN $MSFT TRUSTTTTTT

You already have a bet going - UNH to 380.0 before 28-Jan-2026 10:13 AM -05

UNH dropped $60 after their last earnings. However they dropped $40 tonight before their earnings. They may not have much room left to drop after earnings now.

so will market been care about unh earnings tomorrow

Waiting on that UNH earnings report, really.

UNH puts were the answer I guess

do i sell UNH puts if earnings are bad tmrw? it already dumped 10% today lol 👀

UNH bag holders assemble 🤣

#UNH DOWN 9% AND EARNINGS ARE TOMORROW WHAT'S THE PLAY CHADS?

Will unh earnings save the market

im am so concerned about this unh pull back what the actual fuck

So a Congressman on the house committee of health sells his entire UNH position last month, and today healthcare stonks tank on bad govt reimbursement news. Def not suspicious at all

Glad I've been bagholding UNH, so it could go back to where it was at fucking Thanksgiving in 5 minutes tonight.

To those of you who bet on UNH... did you look at the long-term history of the stock? It has been trying to commit ritual suicide for two years.

Fell asleep at 3:59. Wonder how my UNH calls are doing

🥭 pure stock manipulation of UNH before earnings

i say we implement universal healthcare and take UNH to 0 and 125p 1/15/27 can print

After a long hard day at work supporting my family of 3, time to see how my UNH calls that I bought this morning are doing

Guess I’m averaging down on some UNH here soon

Sheesh long day at work, time to check my UNH stock I bought this morning

Why UNH

UNH rallies a bit in pre-market and then a bit at the open and then falls after that? 🤔

They are a parasitic middleman between doctors and patients. Nobody gives a shit about UNH and their shareholders

Heard about unh news from threads , time to kms

i hope UNH ceo comes out Guns fucking blazing after what company and investors have gone through past year fuck 🦧

Unh is going to kick me in the nuts even harder tomorrow isn't it

As someone who was once gaped by UNH, seeing what happened today is hilarious

UNH I’m all in

I’m coping hard so bear with me, what if UNH reverses tmr after earnings? I mean surely the news couldn’t get any worse right?

Nothingburger, UNH to 400 by eod tomorrow, maybe 600 by eow Definitely 800 eom Let's go for 1,000 eoy

Somebody dropped the UNH news to load up on cheap shares before earnings tomorrow Was it you # 🫵😡

UNH gonna dump tomorrow?