UNH

I thought UNH reported tomorrow morning

Man, wish I woulda bought UNH puts

News on UNH? I wanna get in, is this the time

Look at the bright side, UNH will fall another 10% tomorrow

Imagine if UNH also misses hard on earnings tomorrow...

And now I’m bag holding UNH for next 6 months

Did ICE shoot the UNH CEO or something?

Okay real talk is trump trying to dump and pump unh before earnings tomorrow morning? Should I buy the dip

Was UNH named in the Epstein files? What happened

Sold my UNH yesterday feelin like a genius

Yo, who are the clowns running UNH

Just woke up can't wait to check on my UNH calls

I’m sure UNH is about Minnesota. CEO denounced 🧊 then this happens?

Saw UNH ticker flash across my screen and went wow what happened here. Went to Twitter, looked up the ticker, first tweet was a tweet from 3 days ago of Rep. Hern of the US Health Subcommittee selling his entire position. You can’t make this up.

UNH ER call is tomorrow will be spicy lmao 🤌🤌🤌

Fuck my UNH leaps. God damn closed my CNC leaps too early so thought would hold UNH for longer. FML.

I consider $UNH bulls basically equivalent to short-sellers: evil vampires who want to profit off other people's pain. I hope they all lose literally everything they have.

[$UNH](https://x.com/search?q=%24UNH&src=cashtag_click) was sold completely by Rep Kevin Hern before today's news [$UNH](https://x.com/search?q=%24UNH&src=cashtag_click) down 8% After hours

UNH more like GUNH

unh🤣

What did trump say about UNH?

UNH guh

Why is my UNH calls getting cooked before earnings?

I liked unh at 235 and I like UNH at 320

well there goes my unh calls can’t ever get a win

Yea ppl who invested in UNH after the buffet news  will feel how it is to become a long-term investor

dude no one likes any insurance companies but to think that they are the only problem is utterly stupid go try to pay your hospital bill without insurance companies and unh hadn’t made that much money they’ve been paying out for medical costs do your research

holy fuck that guy was right with puts on UNH, he said some politician sold LMAO

UNH 355 calls.. hmm I think there might be some “manipulation “ going on here.. earnings in the morning.. https://preview.redd.it/f7veo81rgrfg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f02ef6f8a49eb9d78fa5933cd0f09ff820a8fdc Wish me luck, but right now.. I feel like toast.

I shorted a single share of UNH, that will spur a huge turn around. UNH Bols please Venmo me

Rip UNH holders

Why did UNH shoot a disarmed white US citizen 10 times in the back?

 24 dollar put on unh is worth 250 right now 😂

*Sees UNH* Luigi Mangione send his regards.

UNH. The Trump administration is proposing roughly flat rates for Medicare insurers next year, an update that falls well short ofWall Street expectations. (DJ News)

Glad I didn't YOLO money into UNH

BREAKING: Trump Administration forcing UNH to declare bankruptcy

UNH tanks after hours today, tomorrow watch it moon back to 350 after earnings and all your options are fucked. Seen this script too many times

Wtf is happening with UNH

Calls on UNH at open

UNH DOJ incoming.

that one dam senator that sold all his UNH stock, I saw this shit on tiktok and didn’t do anything about it

Oh, health dropped due to PBM investigation for CVS and UNH(they own optumrx)

Holy UNH. Did a second Luigi hit the company?

UNH hasnt released earnings and its down 7% after hours... what am I missing?

UNH lol

Too late for UNH puts at the bell tomorrow?

Oh thank god bullet dodged, I was seriously considering making a large UNH investment today.

Wow thanks Trump for fucking up my UNH Leaps.

What a timing My UNH calls are fucked