UNH

what did I say. UNH green motherfuckers. And so is my Port.

the spirit of Luigi pointing and laughing at me as I hold these UNH bags

did someone say UNH calls for tomorrow? I did!!!!!

unh msft bagholders unite

UNH ends green todau

imagine buying both msft and unh because the fundamentals say that they are value kings fuck fundamentals fuck me

my calls are all up today except UNH while my only put is losing money LMAO

UNH 310 tmrw!!!

Rough week for me. First it was UNH and now Microsoft.

so UNH can go up 4% and i barely make anything and it goes down 1.5% the next day and i lose all of it?

hey 295 UNH calls for tmrw if you’re not a pussy

Anyone jumping into cvs and unh with me??

i’m still in UNH lol 310 by tmrw

MSFT and UNH tha bargain playz Call me a moron if you want and you'll be right 100%

if UNH goes up 2.5% im up 25k

Might be a good day to pick of msft But who knows my UNH is cooked

UNH green?

alr so UNH ends the day at 300 huh?

Unh all!

WTF WAS THAT UNH CANDLE

https://preview.redd.it/eml1oghfyagg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b1574fd8a938e89a924a6fca5c6edc951049c9 anyone else diamond handing UNH?

Anyone jumping into CVS or UNH?

I agree, its over for ADBE, UNH however will be around forever.

sell it and buy UNH

seeing UNH and MSFT earnings, maybe intels wasn't that bad lmao

UNH really isnt gonna break 300 is it

Unh started to use AI program and just like that rocket ship starting to forming

UNH +$10 pls

Unh gonna pump another 4% today probably

UNH is my newest TACO trade. The flat rate is just to get insurance companies to beg.. he'll make some "deal" and the rates will return to something more normal. While he gets to brag about doing something, and acting tough. Of course, all this while letting all his buddies inside trade it perfectly.

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You already have a bet going - UNH to 310.0 before 10-Feb-2026 09:52 AM -05

Is UNH a buy yet or wait for 250?

Guess they're going to milk all the weekly premium out of UNH before letting it recover

Oh time for a long UNH position i guess...

Need UNH to open $305 for me to sell then let the market tank after

Thank You UNH you have erased all my silver gains with your stupid ass gubbermint freeloading bullshit

UNH drilling today???

UNH is definitely dead cat bounce. But given the timing of the insurance announcement, I sniff some grifting

CVNA got outed for fraud (again) and STILL fell less than UNH

will my UNH calls print tmr who knows

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I bought HUM and UNH calls today, somehow both are green.

K guys, when UNH, MSFT and HOOD calls?

What did I say about UNH yesterday?

UNH 315 friday is destined and I can finally take a break from trading after my 14 day hot streak.

Fuck my stupid life dude. Anytime I buy the dip, that shit keeps dipping. Yet anytime I don't buy the dip, like when WDC tanked 2 weeks ago, or how UNH got fucked yesterday and is green today, it always fucking rebounds. Fucking why dude. Why can't I just be given a bone every now and then. Now I'm in fucking HOOD. Down 33% from its ATH, nearing it's 200 day moving average, and the shit just keeps fucking going down. FUCKING WHY DUDE. FUCKING WHY.

I’m anxious AF with my 250 shares, up for now but even a minor indicator of this all being some bs pump and it’s gonna dump harder than UNH

Ber: Dad I am Ga… Dad: don’t you dare say… Ber: …mbled your money into UNH and CVNA calls. Dad: my smart boi

Decent size bag in META $710 2/6 that I held (lets go) but had a $715 1/30 on META that I sold Monday for UNH before the explosion. Can’t even enjoy the win cause why did I sell that weekly smh .