UNH

I was down 1.6K with UNH calls and ended up with an impressive staggering $56 profit at the end of the day. We ballin’ for Halloween boyzzzz LMAO

Somebody call an insurance on UNH…

Please let that be the end of the UNH dip I beg you market gods

BUY UNH IT WILL SKYROCKET

Costco, UNH, META dips all bought up Might keep dipping for awhile but whatever

UNH getting supremely cucked all week wow

UNH go down more pls 🙏 I don’t have puts I just think it’s funny

UNH STOP GOING DOWN PLEASE

Fucking UNH, Thinking I'm buying the dip and it just keep dipping. Litterally 10% drop in 2 days

Fuck your UNH calls Warren Buffet!!! 🖕😂🖕

Panic sell UNH, it's over

HOW MUCH MORE IS UNH GOING TO FALL HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO

UNH got Luigi’d innit

Holy shit i just checked meta and UNH and i am big fucked lol.

UNH is done

Should I just sell my unh shares at -10%

Dammit I messed up my 10bagget UNH puts. Fuckmeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

SOFI and UNH competing for biggest piece of shit on the markets 

Unh back to 237

UNH free fall starting

UNH please stop the bleeding

UNH whyy

UNH never fails to cuck

The UNH bounce back is going to be glorious.

I finally sold my calls today. Other port is way up and UNH has just been a big disappointment for awhile now.

Happening soon HOOD $200 AMZN $300 UNH WTF

Is unh donezo? Or should i hold my nov 28 calls

I have $165k of UNH leaps which I am currently 47% up on, who thinks I should leave them parked and who thinks I should rotate them into Meta?

ADP boutta be the next UNH. One year low, I’m salivating.

Unh can’t even save itself

UNH with a zero percent move so far meanwhile all the other insurance companies and red big time.

UNH to acquire Meta in a very bizarre turn of events

Current port: long KVUE, UNH, NVO. These will meme. Not.

Dude w UNH gave up over 1 months gains in 3 days

Everyone is going to pile into UNH at this price. Easy buy

Great advice UNH

UNH is not one you need to watch everyday bro. It's going to be a dividend monster you hold for 10 years. It's not high growth. That drop was overdue but it's still going to take time to climb up. It's your portfolios free throw with Kobe.

Tf up with unh man

KVUE and UNH waking up

Funny people call Buffet this genius because he’s sitting on billions of dollars. He never put a penny in NVDA. He went heavy on CHTR and Sirius Satellite and got in UNH at 380 then sold most of his Apple shares and missed out on billions more. Whatever dip he’s waiting to buy he won’t be alive to spend his almost 300 billion in cash on. Makes sense he stepped down from Berkshire.

Same with UNH. The market is so predictably retarded that I’m kicking myself for not doing the obvious—panic selling out at the top after positive earnings and future outlook and opting to buy in again after it tanks! Duh!

Bought meta calls but it ain’t moving, is this what the UNH baggies felt

These fucking RDDT shorters, I hope every one of them has limp dicks that not even UNH can save.

UNH oversold

So confused on this one. UNH earnings was actually good. Don't understand why it would go down.

You didn’t think META would be that easy. UNH enters the room…

UNH is blood red of course

UNH chill.. earnings weren't *that* bad

UNH....get a grip...

Almost everyone up besides UNH, lmao