UNH

Are you fucking kidding me? UNH is down big again.

UNH is resizing my bunghole right now

Have both, UNH $257 average so I'm straight chilling.

UNH bros should have bought GOOGL lmao

I didn’t expect UNH to hold the 389 it hit on the morning of ER but didn’t expect it to be at $355 a couple days later

UNH WTF GO UP FOR ONCE

I think UNH has officially surpassed TSLA for dumbest stock, officially going on my ban list

Their UNH price was undisclosed. The $315 price was just a guess. I bet that Buffet bought high though. Maybe in the 400s

That they’re doing absolutely nothing with. Even their UNH buy price was kinda terrible at something like $315/share.

any reason why unh rocketed then came back down?

UNH... safe? It swings wider than an AI tech startup

it might be good time to rebalance and move into some safer stocks like UNH ELV. ps i’m holding unh bags 😂

It would be sick if UNH could get its head out of its a$$

BA and UNH will rocket today

Invest in these stocks they will make u a millionaire. $Voo $Ups $unh $tgt $root $Pep $Oscr $Nvo $jd $dia

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Brubiu made a bet that UNH would go to 345.51595000000003 within **3 days** when it was 363.701 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 5 wins and 7 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

Save my Microsoft and UNH calls please

PLTR up 5% on no news while UNH went down 3.5% today after 2 bank upgrades today.

Next week I’m dumping half the port and reloading on year end 2026 GOOG, NVDA, NBIS, SMR, and UNH calls. Maybe some SOXL or NLR calls if I’m feeling spicey

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Just gonna keep accumulating UNH 2027 leaps on every single dip 💀

Damn u Microsoft and Unh worst week

i realized i suck at trading i should stick to leaps on good companies unlike BA and unh. 401k has been great though

UNH 360p p p printed. 🥳🥳

it’s fucking mind boggling how Tesla keeps pumping after missing earnings and Unh dropped

mfw UNH beats earnings but still falls off 4%

UNH...

unh gonna keep dipn oh boy

My god UNH why?

UNH had better than expected earnings and it still tanked. This market is regarded and rigged and a kid called me a bad word today 😔

Oh my god UNH is still falling

Ugh I should’ve full port into Google but split it with more UNH dip calls, fuck me

Why UNH have to be fake and ghey?

UNH leaps time

Lost 600 today thanks to UNH. Now down over 73k and I only have 1k to my names with monthly bills over 4.5k. I’m so fucked.

Jesus fuck stop falling UNH

🧐 Is UNH retarded? 🤔

UNH good earnings - drop UNH bad earnings - drop UNH no news - pump W H A T T H E F*CK???

UNH good earnings - drop UNH bad earnings - drop UNH no news - pump W H A T T H E F*CK???

The hell UNH?

Thanks UNH. I’ll just go fuk myself.

Can someone explain to me how UNH has a golden earnings report and we down 8% from yesterday’s high pls. What is this, BYND?

I really timed that UNH V TO PERFCETION. Down 500 on my last 1000 dollars. Total down is 73k now. Jesus fuck this is disgusting

Would someone mind letting me know if UNH recovers? I’m closing the app now.

I don't even wanna watch my port, seems like a bad day holding UNH

UNH really said fuck your calls

wtf UNH. Just lost 20% of my port. I give up.

Bought UNH and it continues to Dump. How the hell do you predict V’s

Time to buy UNH calls?

UNH bros in shambles lmao