UNH

Who here thinks UNH hits 400 on Friday as Taco makes a deal to save healthcare insurance.

I need UNH to 375 by 10/13 !banbet

wheres that guy that was trying to short unh at 350 with conviction after buffet bought?

unh 370 huh

Took a little over 10K profit on a UNH call I bought at the lows. Now I get to watch it rip past 400 probably. The option was in my 401k so I probably won't even live long enough to spend the money. Such is life.

I’ve held my UNH leaps for 3 weeks with virtually no real movement. The one fucking week I sell it finally goes up I went into GLD instead so I’m good but still.

UNH closed the gap, heading to 400 very soon 👀

There hasn’t been a single WSJ or Bloomberg hit piece on UNH about DOJ case since all the funds bought in. Interesting.

UNH has been going up nonstop

Unh hey hey whatcha doing Mr post man

GO UNH GO

unh to 400

UNH IS PRINTING

UNH gang checking in

UNH saving my port

Did nvda just announce their investment in UNH or something? Lmfao🤌🤌

Glorious NVDA and UNH carried my three turds. Google, Amazon, Meta, that love puking every morning. 🤢

Unh with the 370 gap fill

If you didn’t full port margin into UNH leaps back in May idk what’s wrong with you

UNH new 52 week high, breakout continues

Unh

I currently own three stocks and they make me very happy 😊: ASTS, UNH, and POET YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

who would have thought $UNH is saving my ass with all the other poor decisions i have made

NVO and UNH are the HC stocks I want to add for my portfolio but as regular holdings. SHOT will get a hail Mary out of principle that it would be amazing in life.

God FUCKING damnit UNH every FUCKING time it fades

I honestly don’t know what to do with UNH anymore. Buy more? Take profits? Do nothing? What a rocket. Damn! 🧨🚀

UNH UNH UNH UNH

UNH better not be pranking me rn, gap fill at 380 today would make me cream my pants

UNH GOT THAT GAS ⛽️

UNH goes Brrrrrrr

UNH up every day. That’s neat

UNH will be back to 600 late 2025

UNH blasting off today

Unh bout to do that thang

UNH going for 370 🚀

Unh lec go to $400

Thanks. Yeah I'm just pissed off at the ridiculous amount they are quoting. I should be more pissed off at UNH for rejecting this portion of my claim.

Shutdown debate is related. If the subsidies for health care go away, people won't be able to afford policies, so UNH would revise down guidance. On the government shutdown, you're voting for the democrats if you hold a lot of UNH.

When do you think UNH will break past $400? On any of the upcoming earnings that will also include a good guidance?

TMC finna make me richer. I’m putting half my fuckin port into mineral leaps once UNH makes me a bag

$UNH BERS, GET READY FOR RAUNCHY GAY SEX

UNH

UNH pump incoming

Unh mooning as we speak

Unh cock

I missed my UNH entry :(

UNH and RKLB saved my port today

I sold $40k worth of UNH calls to have cash for random SPX plays. Now UNH rising . You’re welcome

Sold my UNH to full port into GLD and UNH immediately went up 🤦🏽‍♂️

When SPY goes red UNH goes green