UNH

UNH is special though. You know how many people have tried to fight the US healthcare system and failed? Buffett, Bezos, Dimon teamed up and threw billions at it. In the end they gave up and said, "the tapeworm won."

Unh bigly up tmrw, and giga up when Mango announce that he was joking about medicare

Why unh not moving

i just know my UNH calls are gonna be blood GREEN tmrw

At least loser calls limit the loss in UNH to premium paid.

short UNH till it's 0

The UNH dump could be the canary in the coal mine for Legacy STONKS. Limited upside, bloated cost structure.

if you didn’t buy UNH calls today why are you even on this sub?

UNH deserves to go bankrupt and the only people who want it to succeed are shareholders. Scummy company with scummy practices. The Wells Fargo of Healthcare

What happended to the guy ComfortablePiglet that full ported UNH calls yesterday for this morning?

Where all the UNH bagholders at who bought when it crashed last year? Surely it'll go back up right?😂

The price on UNH calls is more retarded than this subs 1% ers

Man, me want to make a play on unh but me too scared

Lowkey are there any ramifications for a company just outright lying about partnerships? Why won’t UNH announce that they are partnering with NVDIA and Oracle to bring its customers better healthcare? Just do cuh wtf are they stupid or something?

UNH to 0

UNH INH UNH CALLS CALLS CALLS

So much faith in unh I raised my avg cost today from 260 to 270 . Bought at 299 sub 300 is just a gift

who’s excited for UNH recovery candles for the next 3 days???

Loaded up on NFLX calls yesterday and UNH calls today.

230 shares of UNH, after hours, in hopes the 7-8 people trading it bring up it a few bucks

I’m full porting UNH. This sell off is ridiculous

Before the close, I bought a 900 call option on UNH that expires on January 15, 2027 for 29 cents. Am I doing this right?

LOL you retards think Trump is going to fuck over UNH? Not save it? Imagine him in the eyes of most investors if he makes the stock recuperate.

Sitting on 33% cash. Was 20% and I sold some calls. Feels like I missed so much could’ve full ported calls but whatever. Is there anything worth buying honestly fuck UNH I ain’t near that

i’m not saying unh is gonna bounce right away but morons that are saying this is repeat of last year and going to $200 are utterly regarded. at that point you would’ve pricing in no growth and medicare rates sticking like CMS SAID and it ain’t gonna happen they’ll negotiate or tell the government fuck off and start managing their own medicare advantage money

UNH. Will go back to. 300.

Currently taking wild backshots as a UNH bagholder

A portfolio of silver gold and UNH ya’ll can keep the rest

just got told UNH will go to 200. How retarded are the people in this sub?

There is so much unh propaganda literally everywhere

I know we all hate UNH, but I sort of feel like I should have loaded up today

if you’re not gonna play this bounce on this ridiculously sold UNH ur a retard

Wow unh is down nearly 20 percent today.

UNH lets GOOOOO

UNH 305 friday

Well… at least we had UNH… 💃💃💃🤣

holy fuck I just did 2 lines and quarter ported into UNH 295 calls for this week

-20% UNH today, another 60% the rest of the week. Will be bought out by Elon because he will fix healthcare and is the smartest most handsome boy!

Foaming at the mouth at the thought of even a partial UNH recovery

UNH and CSU bag holders are in shambles

UNH is way oversold this will be sitting at $300 by next week

UNH is literally win-win. They go to 0 and healthcare gets better in the US. Or you make money.

The amount of value UNH lost is laughable. This is a 500 Dollar Stock in no time

Who in their right mind is buying UNH right now

No regards, UNH does not look juicy here

Why haven’t anyone posted their UNH gains yet?

UNH weeklies literally up 10,000% LMAO $1,000 to 100k

I bet bers are furiously jacking off to UNH while checking this thread

UNH LMAO

Yeah I'm starting to think buying these UNH calls after the opening drop today might have not been the move, thank god those werent 0dte...