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buls entire thesis hinges on a reasonable agreement between usa and a regime that is run by someone whose dad, wife, AND son were murdered by the usa. buls are definitely retarded meanwhile ber thesis hinges on the hope that world war 3 starts soon. also retarded and we are praying for such dire world changing moments only to make our -80% puts/calls to go back to break even

Nothing is getting resolved this weekend. I think they will announce something after USA China meeting.

The longer ex-usa performs as well or better than spy, the closer we are to the generational top.

These "negotiations" just make Iran the Middle East superpower and full in control of the strait of Hormuz.. billions spent, and the USA looks weak

One of the few better things in my country than the USA is Healthcare, it's all included... And I'm. Not talking about Europe, I'm in fucking south America 😂 

What likely happens: Some happy temporary deal between Iran and USA. This takes the S&P to ATHs and beyond. After a few weeks / month we have a blow off top. Stock market gets sent to the gulag for years to come. (iran peace will prob get fked)

Yes, there are videos were USA was destroying the ships planting the mines, and 🎺 comments on truth

Born in South African and grew up in the USA, some weird truth here

Meh, I've traveled throughout Europe and am always excited to be home (in the USA)

I remember when this sub used to be FDs and USA #1

USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🦅USA 🇺🇸🦅USA 🇺🇸🦅USA

USA USA USA

So negotiations won’t begin until 1. Lebanon ceasefire. 2. irans blocked assets are released (USA gives them billions)

zelensky is crying that the USA isnt giving him more money because he shared the fact that russia is helping iran as if that wasnt common information

Either Iran gets what it wants or the war continues. There is no good option for the USA. Art of the deal.

Market seems very confident those 3 stooges that are negotiating for USA are going to come with a great deal

basicaly or the USA bend the knees, or there is no deal, very reassuring

#USA stands for United Scam of America LMAO🤌🗽🦅

LMAO president of usa is trying to pump his bags

USA - Russia alliance incoming

I couldn't imagine thinking I was smart while also claiming the USA will run out of oil within the week. The entire economy is not one small strait. Bears are the dumbest people on the internet

imagine how fuked bears are after peace announcement of iran usa AND Ukraine russia lol

They want to win the war without violence. USA on the other hand….we have to assert dominance through any means necessary cause the whole world wants our plunder and to see us crumble

market wont give a shit about tolls, adds a dollar or 3 to the barrel price. USA may accept tolls in dollars even, I don't think it's a dealbreaker like some of the other demands(nukes)

China doing us favors getting Iran to entertain a ceasefire It’s still funny to me that it’s USA begging for the ceasefire while Iran needs to be convinced.

Would you rather be a rickshaw driver with a loving family in Bangladesh or a fat single gambling addict in the USA? Happiness or clean running water?

Calls on Epstein story in the news soon.   T usually responds the bad press by flooding the zone, like with the Haitian hammer video. Maybe calls for spy? The market loves the idea of USA surrendering.

Strait still closed. USA has declared a 40th total absolute never seen before victory

da fuck is that comparison. The people in these countries overwhelming hate Israel. Their countries aren't even waging the war. Instead Israel and the USA started one that amounted to them getting missiled and droned.

People not recognizing that the actual populace of the gulf supports Iran and opposes the bullshit in Lebanon. These states are going to be in full fledged arab spring if they keep supporting Israel/USA. Surely bullish, popular uprisings will help the oil output that isn't even happening.

When is the USA gonna take over Canada?

And market pumps and pumps and pumps this is truly the most retarded market movements I have ever seen under this macros and USA economic metrics

Usa will be like MadMax movies in a month, no oil no laws

USA

The market is no longer a “free” market. This isn’t the post Breton Woods US Hegemony rules. The USA has arrested Venezuela’s president and decapitated the Iranian leadership. The global response has been essentially sit on their hands and cry as regional hegemony is negotiated between the major players. 

War is over for USA bears. Just buy stocks

Iran had them by the balls. Usa & Israel now know their limit and have the upper hand. Threaten them with anniliation and they will cave

paid almost 6 bucks for premium gas yesterday...in TEXAS, the top energy producing state in USA

And the World Cup in USA in two months, Iran or no Iran (I mean the team not the country)

asian bols held it up, now weak USA femboys and betas gonna ruin it all

We won the War. USA is what, like 105-0 in wars?

Europe sucks, Australia sucks, Canada sucks, USA good🇺🇸

he goes on to say he thinks USA will stay out of it and leave Iran etc. to fight Israel on their own. WHAT ABOUT THE STRAIT? IS IT FUCKIN OPEN YET? NO? OH OKAY. SPY +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% Fuck this stupid fucking world and this stupid market.

Fuck your arrogance, USA!

The USA *is* the world, pal. Saltly europoors can't change that.

And new international shipping lanes opening as the ice melts. The USA has asked for Greenland many times before

>>> Industry insider here for a top 3 lubricant blender in the USA. Approximately 40% of global GTL Group 3 base oil production is offline as of 3 weeks ago due to the ongoing situation in the Middle East. This is a critical component of almost every modern motor oil, transmission fluid, PSF fluid, industrial lubricant, etc on the market. Our last shipment of GTL Group 3 base oil comes in April 7th. The blended products will start to go out the end of that week and the earliest wind-down of retail stock availability for products already in a production freeze is expected to start April 14th. The entire industry is scrambling for supply and it's being bought out, locked out, and bid up. We've got some coming from Nippon Petroleum that will force us to double prices and cut production by more than half. There will be a massive shortage of critical lubricants that will last for a minimum of 6-12 months. Major specifications and standards will be suspended and what little ends up on the shelf will be of significantly degraded quality.

I am sure USA claimed ceasefire but slipped Israel a few hundies and requested they increase their fighting. Shit seems more violent than ever.

Is it true that Iran attacked 17 different US bases during all this and this is why USA blocked satellite imagery to hide their shame about it? My initial thought was they don't want us to see Iran when they level it... But maybe this too?