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It’s especially bad since they get 70-90% of their oil from the Strait. 🥭 backpedaling isn’t just TACO Tuesday fun times, it’ll make all the pacific and gulf countries reconsider having USA military bases if we don’t have their back.

>Japan, honoring their alliance to USA I respect them for this, but damn, are they stupid or are they dumb

Iran was offering Japan oil at a discount like they do to China and India. Japan, honoring their alliance to USA, refused. Japan not only paid the billions in tariff bribe but another saying they will invest in USA again. They get a Pearl Harbor joke and another threat to join the war lol

🥭 just said Iran gifted the strait of Hormuz to USA 😂

USA to put boots in Iran, so this means they will airdrop shoes????

It boils down to who are you going to believe , president of USA or Iran ? 🤷

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USA just walking away and leaving the mess for Europoors to sort out might unironically be the best case scenario right now.

Multiple Choice Question. For $1000 the US Treasury said this yesterday. A. We love the cock. B. Stonks only go up. C. The USA is insolvent. D. All of the above. Winner goes onto the bonus round.

🎶Livin' insolvent USA🎶

OMG I can't wait for 1 social media post from president of USA to decide whole market today again :D

Fuk USA U have 48 hours to open the shit .. Today ok someone told us from Iran they are working on peace deal so we will give them another week... 😂 . He is fuked they crossed his red line and now moving the goal posts to make it seem there is no line watcha talkin about .. 😂 fake news 📰 

Hey USA is insolvent but bols are like man I love that for us!

Bulls all today "YEAH TRUMP USA WINS" Bulls tonight "but, but but, he said he was gonna stop!"

Mango said, USA spoke to most respected and the leader in Iran, i don't understand why you guys are so bearish 🤣

Today was the bottom. It's not really relevant if the USA and Iran are negotiating or not. What's relevant is that 🥭 has signaled that markets are at the breaking point for continuing this war for much longer and he's folding soon enough.

Fars news says no talks with USA lol. https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/iranian-news-agency-trump-backed-down-amid-tehrans-threats-no-direct-or-indirect-communications-held-with-us/

GDP says definitely NOT a recession, jobs say no recession, earnings say no recession. Ber say one has been coming for like 3 yrs now. Oh no, inverted yield curve, never came. Keep hoping for the downfall of the USA demented ber

A ‘laundry fire’ made a $13bn warship return from Middle East to USA and be declared out of commission for 12-14 months. Lol

What's this about the treasury saying the USA is insolvent?

What is it like to wake up in the morning in the USA? I watched some stock analysis video of an American who was bewildered at making coffee using granules, like does no one use that shit over there?

USA: GUYS! WE WON! Iran: what? Youre giving up and blaming your "friends" lol

*USA nervously twerking*

Canada is just a shittier USA. Worse weather, less jobs, less salary

USA: Ok, no worries, take your time. Let’s circle back next week and see where we are then, does that sound good?

USA: OPEN THE STRAIT OR YOU WILL FEEL THE FULL FORCE OF THE US MIGHT! FIRE AND FURY! Iran: No. USA: Well, ok then, what about next week?

The USA saw drone warfare and said you know what. Fuck these fpv pilots here flying tiny whoops through thigh gaps, let's ban this shit. You could've had the next elite airforce, cucks.

🥭is running usa like he ran his casinos

White House considers Iran parliament speaker as potential US backed leader - Politico Isn't he the guy who taunts the USA on X?

Lmao usa fuk

Not so sure about that. If that were true the USA would be gone already

Iran doesn’t trust usa …. NO SHIT

yo, remember when the USA built stuff other than $4mil missiles that miss their $10k drone targets 20% of the time?

Sooo USA says: it's going to be over soon we are in talks. Iran says: We are not talking to them dont touch our engery stuff. Israel says: We do not see a soon end to this.

I think it just follow dollars. If dollars go up then Gold will go down and so on. Right now dollars is still strong because of the war. We need dollars to go down for gold to go up. Ever if USA is in a recession then it will not only hurt USA but the whole world too since USA is world's biggest economy. Dollars is probably still safe in a USA recession.

You guys don’t realize USA CANT LEAVE this war, if we leave then gulf states don’t need all these American military bases and Saudi Arabia/Israel consolidates power. The “war” might end but the “military operation “ will continue. Without shipping, the empire falls

The USA is sounding pretty desperate in its attempts for a a Resolution. Now they want a cease-fire.

> Top Israeli official says ‘new Israeli border’ in Lebanon should be Litani River Israeli Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich has said that Israel’s military escalation in Lebanon “needs to end with a different reality entirely, both with the Hezbollah decision but also with the change ‌of Israel’s borders”. The USA might not strike but who is stopping Israel. Puts for world peace

I’ll wait till the real president of the USA speaks on this matter

"Goldman Sachs Lifts U.S. Recession Probability to 30%" Hint: When recession in USA hit then move out and move back in when its over. Easy! Right, right?

Just two more hours until Iran's tweet: 'This is a lie, we're not negotiating anything with the USA.'

It would be hilarious if Iran really did agree to talks and during the talks, USA and Israel do another massive attack. LMAO

USA 🇺🇸 🦅 USA 🇺🇸 🦅 USA 🇺🇸 🦅

Yes orange man’s lying. Yes the crisis isn’t over. Guess what bers? The market doesn’t give a fuuuuuuuuck! We’re in the business of making money not being a USA fud nerd!

BREAKING: The unnamed Iranian official who said negotiations have never happened is now dead from a USA strike

Mango had a dream last night, he had to make a tweet about it. Honestly to end the war usa need to take out BB and other tops to make it even.

Strikes against USA will stop. What about Israel?

Iranians are now saying they had no contact with USA and he just back down on his own.

So the question is how much USA will have to pay Iran for war reparations