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So the question is how much USA will have to pay Iran for war reparations

Exactly, they know the best way to win a war apparently.  Maybe you were confused.  If Iran did actually say they will allow travel in the strait, it's because they are doing the same thing the USA did to them. By saying yes okay we are talking and than attacking, the market gets hit way harder.   Or should I try the even more simpler explanation?

Iran said not even like 30 hours ago that USA messed up bad by attacking during last negotiations. I don't have a crystal ball but something tells me , don't let your guards down. Probably Iran wanting maximum pain in the market . If this goes bad, dow will tank 

Iran and USA have had “productive talks” says T.

USA USA USA

HAHAHAHA He realised Iran isnt taking the bait with the ultimatum and he cant actually do shit because Iran has the world by the balls. 🌮d out of his threat within 24 hours. This dude single handedly showing the world USA does not have the control it illisioned it does through the years. Yeah, Chinese century is here.

USA has made the same mistake multiple times. They go to war with poor countries. Poor countries are already poor so they don't give a shit. Yeah shit gets worse but they're already used to shitty conditions. But how much "discomfort" can the developed world handle? We all want our $100 flights and 150L gas tank trucks. Dubai wants drinking water. You get into a war of attrition with these guys and they will win. Just like Vietnam did. They will outlast you because they were born into discomfort. It is status quo for them.

Ok.. so when do we get to see this alien technology that the USA has?

Wait so the USA can be sanctioned? $VIX

Usa seem strong campared to other index

Israel is like that little brother who spits on some random dude at the bar (Iran) and then goes and gets their bigger brother (USA) to beat up said dude. But as it turns out the only reason big bro wins fights is because of his sheer size, not because he actually knows how to fight and he just ran into the one dude who knows how to fight despite being undersized.

We import potash from Canada - so crop yields are not really that much affected. Other countries that relies on nitrogen coming from the gulf - yes, they got to find alternatives. But USA can get potash just north.

After seeing Russia and USA fiasco. no idiot countries will ever wage war again All it ends up is devastating your own country economy.

To be a ber you literally have to believe the USA and Israel, the top two military powers in the world and of course the ONLY super power can not open the strait against a country with no military left standing. How paralyzed with tard fear and delusional do you have to be not to see beyond the momentary?

He's the biggest ghey ber of them all. He's convinced a little shit stain country in the desert on the other side of the world is going to take down the USA and all western countries, as if we can't open the strait by force if it comes down to that

I have a feeling Iran is willing to take more of a hit economically than the USA is full of people driving new range rovers every two years with $2000 payments.

🥭 is so schizo. Puts out a super long tweet about how the attack on Iranian energy infrastructure was purely by Israel and that USA had 0 involvement + no more attacks on such, and then threatens to attack their energy infrastructure a few tweets later

Hypothetically if mass protests started in SA and the Saudis started mowing down the protestors like the IRGC do you think the USA would tell the Saudis to stop or would it turn a blind eye

48 hour ultimatum to Iran that USA will continue to bomb Iran, which they'd do regardless of whether they accept or not

There absolutely nothing USA will gain regardless of any outcome in Middle East

Iran has absolutely no incentive to open the strait -- unless team USA is gonna rebuild their country. Do you see that happening? It only escalates UP from here, unfortunately.

Upvote if you think Iran is winning, downvote if you think USA is winning

Headinasseth said USA needs at least $200B more on top of our usual massive budget to handle a country which supposedly only has a few Temu drones. Bols in shock that we are all in the find out phase.

The USA is unlikely to achieve a regime change in Iran. The Iranian people will not rise up and overthrow their government. Indeed, as USA drops more bombs the Iranian society becomes more cohesive. Iran wins just by hanging on.

west cost USA best coast

Can I get a score update on USA vs Iran?

Basically the USA Made a giant mess and is Just leaving? Thats like going to someones House and shitting all over it and expect the Home owner to Clean it

Would the funniest Shit ever If the USA Just pulls Out and says : Here secure hormuz yourself. Highly doubt that because it would basically Crash the Petro dollar

Great win! Nice job USA 🇺🇸 back to normally scheduled programming

# Weekend during a war **Bols**: war's almost over **Iran**: we must escalate **Israel**: we must escalate **Houthis**: we must escalate **USA**: we must escalate

i mean their demand is literally stop bombing us and offer security guarantee. EU would need to stop their "allies" usa and israel from bombing. Kind of hard to do with two mad man going at it unrestrained. Kind of hard to negotiate for opening while the bombing still on going. It's asking them to give up their only leverage while the enemy is at the door knocking. It's a war of survival for them.

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Boots on the ground would be a big escalation which is bearish. It means more chaos and danger to the oil fields and the desalination plants. It means the war will keep going and going. The bullish thing would be for the USA to just quit and leave.

Breaking news : 🚨🚨🚨 USA allow Iranian ships to sell their oil…. You can’t make this shit up.

We've seen the one true thing that can move him is severe market conditions so who knows things could turn around. It's like going from simple mode to the three body problem when you add in Israel and Iran and all the political aspects that go with it. Can the USA just pull up anchor and leave Israel alone to deal with the aftermath? They are so entrenched as partners not in only this but just in general with how much AIPAC money is pumped into American politics. Will Iran be the "rational" one here and let things simmer down? In the past I would say that even though the regime is absolutely horrific they were shown to take that route (Not going scorched earth when Soulimani was assassinated, backing off after the 12 day war, holding negotiations where apparently they were gonna give up the Uranium before they were blind sided for the second time). My mind goes to will Iran once again try to come to the table or are they at the "we've had enough and this is a literal all or nothing fight for the regime/country as a whole" scenario. With two MEU's still in route to the area I'm really not buying this "we're almost done here" comments after market close today.

Instead of holding fat pedos to account y'all just joked about the dow,  that's when the rest of the world realised that the usa has ceased to be a serious country

Thank you USA you are my best friend You are the peacekeeper You are the legend

This is one of those weird scenarios if it was just mango I'd absolutely just be ripping gigantic dry powder stashes already but this ceasefire involves three parties. Bibi who has wanted this for 3 decades now and wants to finish the job, Mango/USA, and Iran who wants reparations and to punch them in the mouth be that economically if necessary hard enough so they don't come back in a year to try it again. Pretty hard to TACO out of that with a tweet. With all the moving parts \- MEU ships still en route to the area \- Israel not seeing this as a job finished \- Strait still closed \- Iran backed into a corner where they don't benefit from yes man'ing a win/ceasefire for the USA at all right now \- Israel keeps sliming a lot of the people who may have discussed a ceasefire/terms Also remember they literally bombed them while Iran was in the middle of talks to give up their enriched uranium. That's twice now they've been attacked while trying to broker a deal. Iran still seems like they are in max pain mode right now. They know how much damage they can inflict through economics alone. This is a dumb ass quagmire that someone clearly didn't war game properly for at all.

##Happy Birthday Baron “the future emperor of the USA” Trump! 🥳

If the USA pull out then Iran will be officially the strongest country in that region since they’ll be seen as the only country that made them back off. This will result in Iran controlling the straight as they like and have the confidence to really make nuclear bombs this time.

A mention in the history books as the man who fuckd USA from within.

If they leave for any reason then it’s a L. The only thing that the USA can do now to make it seem that they won is to send troops on the ground. Anything else it’s a lose.

If the USA pull out of this this war for any reason then Iran won.

He’s played right into Iran’s hands here, they will continue to squeeze global oil prices while receiving no military pressure Why wouldn’t they? Nothing to lose, everything to gain. The fact that USA doesn’t use Iranian oil is irrelevant or else Bessent wouldn’t be out here daily trying to short WTI oil lmao Once this marinates, SPY will be a bloodbath

LMAO he wants out. Can't leave at this point. If you leave now that's surrendering all control of the strait to Iran and proving it beats the USA

USA had to retreat from the centre of Baghdad, and plush air conditioned paradises in the Gulf. But yes, a couple thousand marines will land on the beaches of Southern Iran and carve out some settler colony in the middle of all that, control the warerway and that's not cope at all.

Nah bro, USA is letting them through the strait. /s

I managed to finally use up all my carry over losses (from the meme era) on this year tax return. After this week, look like I will have new carry over losses for the next few years (or decade) as well. cheer, go USA.

The USA bombing Israel LMAO