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USA is a meme country at this point

cuba gdp+usa cpi good for us?

As a non-American I want the people that enabled this government to feel the consequences Europeans needs to up their game and build a solid military, but the USA kicked a hornets nest and they should be stung not any other nations Happily pay for oil in yuan to fuck over the USA

Surely you could do that betting against the whole country of USA lmao. If anything you'd join for granted profit.

[LMAO.](https://www.reuters.com/world/china/trump-criticises-allies-over-rejection-hormuz-request-iran-israel-trade-2026-03-17/) Time to full short the USA indexes i supposed?

At this point waiting for him to tweet that Iran and USA have teamed up to take on the EU menace, if it meant oil prices go lower for a minute or two.

Calling it now. Italy vs USA. The most confusing world baseball classic finals ever.

We took Venezuela Started a fresh conflict in the Middle East All while choking out Cuba If we, the USA, start prodding Nicaragua then it’s official The theater for WW3 will be set and for some fucking reason we decided it was best to get out in front of everything 2026 is going just great

Iran just said that the strait is only closed to the USA and Israel.

Can sell for more than USA but not by that much

There is no off ramp unless Iran is occupied, or we concede, allow Iran to build nukes and guarantee Isreal and the USA leave them alone, which wont happen. Imo give it two weeks for the amphibious assault group to show up and then they'll start the boots on ground

its highly likely that the USA being guided by tweet is maybe less than good

It’s cancelled. Supposedly by the USA.

So, when was the last war won by USA?

Im hearing USA will declare defeat

laughing hard at all the stupid bears who panic sold on that green candle. that’s what you morons get for bearish outlook #USA

calls on everything US OIL preferably the rigs🛢OIL🛢🚀... RIG ...🚀Transocean Ltd and before oil refineries start getting built in the USA like the new one Texas

I don't have to imagine that. I live in the USA.

# BUYING CALLS LETS GOOO 🚀 🚀 🚀 USA 💯

Iran always says that. If USA can convince china to open the strait it’s over

And the USA needs oil to move thru there or else there’s a world wide recession

Pretty rich for Bessent to say that the USA is allowing ships thru the strait.

Well to be fair globally the USA has been a joke since the previous trump administration, than the USA had Biden which was pathetic now back to Trump who seems to have turned into a war monger eve before the Iran gong show. It’s been a wild ride and legit can’t wait for the Netflix doc One day yall will be normal again

Make money and laugh at the USA. This is the way…

That is might embarrassing for the USA ha Not a single country will assist nor wants anything to do with the USA’s “mission” Shows you how far the USA has fell

What have I learned this year: - When dollar gets devauled buy gold - When Straight of Ormuz is closed buy oil and fertilizer - When bitcoin goes down buy silver - When USA bullies small countries for no reason buy foreign ETFs Probably a bunch of other scenarios I learned in the chaos of last 6 months.

Futures pumping in USA china summit delay? World war 4 with china will finally be the catalyst to send spy over 700!

The strait opening sooner than later is the most obvious thing ever. As if Iran was ultimately going to stop the USA?? Are ber actually retarded?

Im hearing USA has waived the white flag AKA surrender? IRAN overpowered USA hahaha pretty typical stuff.

Fuck man it’s just so fucking stupid. The USA is once again meeting with China to try to work out a trade deal. But we all know mengo has said there was a China trade deal 10 other times so far in the last year. It’s just such a fucking joke.

Team USA just got scored on. Bearish.

The government is try to keep WTI below 100$ but I don't think it can go below 90$. They're just buying time to find a way to TACO. They probably is gonna asking China for help in the next meeting later this month or early next month. Russian and China is supporting Iran right now so without their support then Iran is fucked. So the only one who can help TACO with TACOing is Russian and China. TACO better brings some knees pads on USA and China upcoming meetings lol

AI regulation is entirely a possible thing and if the USA is doing it China would be doing it too. Yes China wants to dominate in AI, but if AI starts replacing jobs and sends the unemployment rate to double digits that's not going to be good for either country.

“you could make the case we dont even need to be there” 🥭 yeah dude and it was about to take us past 700 until you decided the usa should be there

Wait USA and China Vs Iran now?!? Didn’t see this coming

tomorrow's rally is contingent on a USA victory over the DR

Iran literally wrote the playbook on asking for a ceasefire and then ignoring it and continuing to attack (see Hamas). Now USA is trying to use the same playbook against the creators who obviously see what's happening. Market is delusional for thinking this friendshi convoy is going to help at all.

$5 USA take it or leave it

Bro what? Where are you located? I’m in southeast USA. AyPapi section on list crawler is all 200 under for me. Tryst has the same girls as them but for higher prices because it’s a higher end site. 500-600 an hour is insane tho. That’s like a pornstar’s rate 

Different types of oil from each field so it's a lot more complicated. USA both imports and exports, Venezuelan oil is difficult and their infrastructure needs upgrades (which takes years). So USA will be hit too (not as hard as EU of Asia)

If no western nation is getting oil from Hormuz and USA is a net exporter + has Venezuelas supply, wouldn't that suggest this is just a squeeze on net importers like Europe, Japan and Korea. China and India can get it from Russia or slip through Hormuz apparently. Very neat trick 🥭 

i always figured i'd live to see the day that the USA is the aggressor in WW3, just not so soon

Add to that: * Gulf countries pissed that USA has drawn them under fire * Gulf countries pissed that USA turns out unable to protect them * Countries in Asia pissed that USA is diverting their stocks of missile ammo now to the mid-east * Countries in Asia have literally run out of fuel (diesel) as we speak * Russia is earning money on oil again.

usa market open & trump went :- what war? never heard of it. 

Yee I think you're right bro. USA just waiting for the right moment. 🇺🇸

puts on USA, calls on DR

They have either April or October window. Some say 2027, but a rush now would Strain the USA

21% of USA is illiterate per statistics

It's USA, the land of the grift, home of the corrupt

This statement has conflicting messages. If USA has beaten and completely decimated Iran, then why is Iran still controlling Hormuz Straits passage way and needs team effort to open passageway?