USA

The USA is taking L's around the world. Even their world baseball team is losing. To Italy!

#mission accomplished!! USA USQA USA USA wellcome 90 million iranians to christianity

mango said "We won"! USA! USA! USA!

Israel will never want peace it finally got the USA into a fight with Iran again. War not gonna end soon, gonna get puts every time there’s talks of a ‘ceasefire’

RIP USA 1776 - 2026

that won’t matter, they are Shia. giving to allah is better the money to them, poots on USA infantry

Since things are bleak, I’m having some fun. Just bought 4400 shares of $EONR - actually a $2-4 oil company and it’s made in the USA. Also bought crude futes. 91.69 entry for good luck. Shit EONR pumping 😂

The USA is so weak. 10 years ago they didnt give a single Shit about the Stock Market and oil. Look how the mighty have fallen

Me and my life partner are here in Iran to support the movement versus the USA. Gays for Iran! Update: we have been detained for some reason

Unironically I believe Iran will win this war if we are going to fold over economics, they have a strategic chokehold the kind you could only dream of when it comes to asymmetrical warfare. Either its another forever war in Iran or the USA folds and we start needing to have very difficult discussions on smoothing shit over

Usa is so fucking retarded. Just imagine how pathetic this shit show must look to the leaders of other countries. This is actually insane. You cant make it up

>Senior Iranian military official to USA: "If Washington makes a strategic mistake, another strait will be placed in a situation similar to the Strait of Hormuz." Source: Al Jazeera

I don’t want the President of the USA to have a cognitive deficiency either, yet here we are.

Well, he is trying to bury democracy in the USA.

USA! USA! USA!

Lmao @ USA bonds, Asia, Europe, and Mideast stocks crashing while SPY drools on its helmet strap and pretends everything is fine

Algos really trading to surfin USA rn

Who knew you could reflate a tech-and-private-credit bubble mid-rupture by fucking the world’s energy supply?  I guess that’s why he’s the god-king of the USA.

Breaking: USA to no longer allow drone strikes against targets without photo ID

USA in shambles

I'm sorry we just got told the USA is going to be bombed by Iran and the market is like. "So what?"

What's funny is now I think we actually pump. USA USA USA 

Remember when the USA overthrew the democratically elected government of Iran in 1953 so they could install the brutal dictatorship of the Shah because they wanted their friends at British Petroleum to control the oil? I can't remember, how did that work out again?

I just saw a leak that the USA has no plan for the future of Iran, or for reopening the strait of hormuz

Imagine betting against the USA.

Can we just delist USA and all go home? What a shitshow of a market

Hormuz is blockaded, mines are being deployed, arab states have been attacked, no end of war insight, usa cannot stop the war if the IRGC keeps the blockade “ cant just say we are done and have iran agree with it” this will prop be till the midterms buying oil now is a no brainer just done overleverage ur pos

Usa using reserves is a w for Iran

Everytime I fill up now I imagine all those weekend posters in here chanting "USA, USA, USA" and the congressional repubs doing the same thing... as my money evaporates into the Hormuz strait.

They want USA out of middle east

The USA did so well in the regime change and nation building department in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. Let’s do it again with Iran.

USA Today in the 90’s provided better war coverage than what the algo bros let us see these days. The wool hath been pulled.

Ok but the USA bankrupting itself by doing WSB shit would be the funniest thing ever

In real terms oil was over 200 a barrel in 08 when the USA wasn't the leading producer in the world Buying calls on calls

From White House Twitter account USA to Send Howard Lutnick and the epstein island boys on a little snorkeling trip in the strait to scoop up those mines LUTNICK VOLUNTEERS SAYING THE SUPREME LEADER IS THE BIGGEST BLACKMAILING CREEP HE EVER MET NVM TWEET TAKEN DOWN...SOURCES CITE JARED KUSHNERS NEW 50 TRILLION DOLLAR IRAN BACKED VENTURE FUND AS TOTALLY NOT THE REASON AT ALL

I'm so proud of USA bombing the dictator of Iran with palantir technology. They should do every pedophile next. oh wait...

USA back in the day would just say fuck it we move the crude by truck. Cargo ship dumps them on one side with a team of dozer operators, just make a road. We’d get a bunch of cowboy hat wearing truckers and just drive it across the sand. Discovery channel would have a show called Sand Road Truckers. We’ve gone soft.

Drill until end of March and then massive pump in April and May as USA and Iran reach an agreement + big tech earnings are good. Market is just feels these days. Big Tech dumped last earnings season because of CapEx fears despite huge earning beats. This time they'll beat again, raise CapEx even higher, and pump instead.

Pete Hegseth must be one of the greatest Abominations the USA have ever delivered on the world politics stage.

After hundreds of billions in spending and years of upgrades, the highest level models still fail the tech stack creation tests spectacularly. Already confirmed USA got grifted HARD. Up to the market if they want to continue believing in the scam or not.

#cpi 0% tomo as inflation is no longer being tracked USA USA USA

man in the black pajamas remains undefeated by big bad USA

Hitler would have invaded usa if 🥭 was president at that time. 

I like how we are in the business end of 30 of the greatest years of economic growth ever seen and people are poorer than ever. And everyone just like cool with it and arguing about silly stuff lol. USA is cooked everyone too proud to be uneducated and ignorant. Also this whole site is worthless woke dumdums

WARNING: I am retarded I’m excited for the next 30 years of “did Iran mine the straight?” Firmly believe we were a year from Iran breaking out on its own. Now we’ve pulled out our good ole’ American spirit and sent a country back 100 years. Israel needed this. Gulf nations needed this. Russia, China, the USA. Everyone needed Iran to be frozen in place to not destabilize the power structure.

Once upon a time USA was a beautiful and Great country, Now 😡😡😡 Ruined Like literally destroyed

USA providing escorts. Japan providing PS5's. Its gonna be a nice time in the strait 🚬😎🍺

Market being held up by tweets and memes. 🥭 just said that the USA took out 10 mines in the straight of Hormuz

Pro USA, but I got to hand it to Iran for countering 🥭’s messaging to pump the market. Every time he says we are good, they do some shit to signal we are not all good.

USA looking like clowns. Lying about a warship going through the straits then deleting it after Iran called them out on their bullshit