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USA and Iran: we have agreed to terms for peace in the Middle East Israel: ok but it doesn’t apply to that country I really want to bomb

China and Russia are pulling the strings in this. USA is looking really bad.

And after the markets close he will dump the NATO. And thats the end of europeean and american deals. Isolating the USA from every market on earth.

Israel will agree to stop attacking Lebanon by tomorrow. (Buy now) Iran will open strait. (Sell sometime here) Iran won't capitulate to USA demands over next 2 weeks and war restarts.

Israel bombs labanon in worse attack into there history killing 89 people closing the strait of Hormuz and pulling USA back into the war the market is mooning today.

Is there someone you forgot to consult? Iran: I consent. USA: I consent. Israel: I do not.

You know, at this point I won't be surprised if the USA starts bombing power plants. There wasn't any plan beyond market manipulation and maybe some weird hope that Iran would be tricked into opening the strait while Israel continued to hammer their proxies, if not Iran itself.

**Qatar says it intercepted seven ballistic missiles, drones from Iran today** Qatar’s Defence Ministry says the country was “subjected to an attack involving seven ballistic missiles and a number of drones from Iran” earlier today. So the ceasefire is the just USA not attacking anymore then? While Iran continue to bomb the Gulf? WINNING!

The Saudis must be so pissed. Giving trillions of dollars to Mango and USA. Iran fucks up their tourist economy and oil industry infrastructure. Then Iran gets rewarded by given control of the strait.

Middle East still fighting itself, strait still closed, but USA no longer involved and most importantly 🥭 doesn't feel responsibility creeping up on him. Mission accomplished.

everyone still following actual news like it matters for usa markets you must become one with the vibes and propaganda

Imagine trusting Israel or USA about a ceasefire lmao

USA wins either way. We run it. We control them…

We won the war by ending in a worse position. USA! USA! USA!

🥭 posted that the USA is in a golden age Is that region-locked to certain states? Life is expensive and hard where I'm at

Napkin math. USA just gave Iran $60 extra billion a year (about a 15% GDP bump) with this toll. But the hell with that we pump today

That means ex-usa stocks are doubly crushing spy. Dax in usd is +6.5%... Spy futures are +2.5% But there is no way that's sustainable. We are likely reaching untold blow off top levels more than likely. European stocks will go vertical.

I have an EV and the USA is the largest producer of oil in the world. I think I’ll be ok 🤷‍♂️

USA wins Israel wins Iran wins Venezuela wins are you noticing a pattern?

Only on Reddit can the USA go to the opposite side of the globe, blow up all of Iran’s leadership, military capability, and ships while suffering very few losses, then after having Iran beg and agree for a ceasefire declare Iran the winners. Truly delusional behavior 🤣

Keep the American people on the ferris wheel and the USA is open 365

it is under USA control now

HAHAHAH HUGE WIN FOR THE USA THE ART OF THE DEAL. BEARS JUST PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG ALREADY, ILL BE WAITING FOR MY BJ FOR DESSERT

Just waiting for that first stray missle to land before usa opening

Bers will say stagflation, energy crisis, nuclear armageddon, social unrest, and permanently weakened global standing of the USA Bols will make money 😂

iran is agreed to continue charging tolls during the ceasefire. absolute disaster for the usa.

Will spy ever beat ex usa again?

USA to join France under a new flag 🏳️‍

First USA ship in line at the strait tomorrow: “Please after you, I insist” 😬

It’s only been 2 hours and Iran is claiming much different terms than the USA, we will be back here in less than two weeks

USA is now under the boot of the ME entirely.

Good deal, Iran cant have nuclear weapons. Unless they are made in the USA!! Peace in the middle east at last!

THIS PAUSE IN THE IRAN VS. USA WAR IS PRESENTED BY: SKYRIZI

is the ceasefire only between the USA and Pakistan?? why the firing

WHY IS THIS NEW NEWS USA WANTS A CHEASEFIRE SINCE 2 WEEKS BUT IRAN DOENST WANT TO OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT

USA. USA. USA.

BREAKING: USA AND IRAN HAVE REACHED AN AGREEMENT STATING THEY'RE BOTH REGARDED

When the fuck did Al jazeera become more credible than our news outlets in the USA

**The USA:** I am going to end a civilization tonight **The UK (not to be outdone):** I am going to ban Kanye West

This man can TACO into infinity.. And the second i go for calls instead of puts, USA will nuke middleast, China take taiwan, Russia take Europe.. Im made to lose money..

for how long usa will continue fight for bibi?

I don't understand why people think Iran will make a deal. They've been funneling arms to Hamas and Hezbollah for years, and their leaders treat this as a holy war against Israel and the USA. They also have the strategic advantage with the Strait of Hormuz, and they probably don't care if a bunch of civilians are killed. I don't see them having any reason to concede or negotiate.

Hello Daddy I am very bearish supermodel from iranistan I need money for ticket to USA

Bro we are funding Pakistan. They are USA. We can trust them.

How would Iran even benefit from a 14-day ceasefire? xdd ''Sure, USA — we’ll open the Strait of Hormuz for you, you can stock up on oil, and in two weeks you can go right back to bombing us. Sounds great, guys''

Yeah Iran having one last tantrum because they know they’re cooked.  Total victory by the USA

The USA leaving the war will not open the strait again, Iran wants concsessions and guarantees they will never get

I'm glad we get a chance to reload on cheap puts. Want to know how these reports from " unnamed Senior Iranian Officials" by every news agency on ceasefire is bullshit every time? Because ceasefire is detrimental for Iran and ceasefire has been always used by Israel and USA to just build-up and fuck up the enemy more. Now that the effects of energy shortage are physically showing up across the world Iran will turn on the valve? If you consume news from any major outlet, your worldview is equivalent to a kid believing in Santa Claus.

Pakistan is USA's puppet. If you don't think USA asked them to give them an out I have some shitcoins to sell you

This is the genius of the USA 🇺🇸