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USA USA !banbet SPY 675 7h

imagine being the usa imagine now asking the turdish attacking iran to help you 💩💩💩

USA: cooked Market: double cooked My portfolio: extra cooked

I supposed the usa market gonna close in stagnation in best case screenario. Otherwise ? LMAO.

The next countries that he want to invade is probably Cuba and Colombia. Both countries doesn't have what it takes to fight the USA so I dont think the market will do anything.

Same. Lost almost all my 2026 gains and the rest will surely go once market opens today. I made the stupid assumption that USA getting into a war would be bullish for International ETFs due to people dumping US assets. Guess not.

fasten seat beats usa is about to enter

We are dropping because of Saudi Arabia pulling money out of the USA, not because of the jobs report. Bad jobs means cut. So we should be pumping. SA pulling 2 trillion means gg usd

I would enjoy living in my own country and investing in my own economy but my country vote for a fucking cult-sponsored party. Can't even invest in USA cause they vote for a cult-like party. Even investing in other countries can't even help that much since they got dragged in because of USA keep fucking bomb the Middle East. So I guess this year is a stagnating year I supposed.

Job losses are boooolish because ai is working as intended and we get rate cuts! USA USA USA!

PANIC SELL BEFORE WEEKEND. USA always does crazy shit on the weekend.

The USA has been losing jobs with low energy prices and stabilizing inflation. Now with surging inflation and energy prices the USA economy is really going to shit itself.

Can't even cut rate because USA bombed the Middle East lmao.

#DRILL BABY DRILL, USA USA USA

So will we have "paper oils" at this stage ? Will this fucking USA government fuck up the global market again ? Find out it next week cause so far we will only have fake economic data to try and cope about the realities.

Usa is israel 2 at this point

i just gonna use isreal as usa market indicator now. if isreal red usa green , if israel green usa red. so far israel is still green.

March will be a month of supreme inflations simply because of Israel and USA can't wait for a nearly 90 year old man to die of natural cause lmao. Oh yeah the Israelis are also trying targeting Turkey next for their next target. I wonder if this time Article 5 will actually "active" because of Israel.

# Iran will be the 51st state of the USA and bearhunter429 will be the supreme leader LMAO🤌

Trump comments on Oil price: "if it rises, it rises" Poor people in USA are in shambles.

#taco: WELCOME 90 MILLION IRANIANS TO CHRISTIANITY USA USA USA USA

Imagine thinking the USA isn't #1 and still living here. Be like the illegals and get shit done. 

How many shekels will the Epstein war cost the USA?

Iran foreign minister got exclusive interview with CNBC... 😂. Well he did  say USA is fuked ... 😂

USA fuk big time

Usa stock market is dead

According to Hegseth- the more bombs dropped on Iran the more their citizens will love the USA. Lmao

Today in USA market : Gain : Information Technology(0.8%\^) , Energy (0.71%\^). The rest is down.

I am telling you Iran and USA will sign a mutual defense treaty or something the moment I buy puts

Kinda sad the only time it actually gain an actual value outside of USA was because USA just drag the whole world in this mess tbh.

this is the best week i had in my life, up 30k from buying calls on open and selling before close, then doing it again 4x in a row. who wouldve thought an iran usa war would make me print with calls lol meanwhile i lost 5k buying calls on insane nvidia earnings

If any of my memeshit stocks go to $1, I will buy someone here a Hot n Ready(contiguous 48 states of the USA only). For those that give a shit about which: GPUS LILMF(kek) HOWL BURU I have actually had better luck flipping corn related memes.

Iran be like oh you bomb me USA and Israel?....I'll show you....I'll launch attacks on all my fuckin neighbors bitches take that!

Cope all you want but no bud the USA does not tell healthy patients to kill themselves like Canada does LMAO

China: Bans export of diesel and gasoline India: Suspends exports of oil products USA: Making plans to be engaged in the Iran conflict through September Oil Bears: I bet this clears up soon, I should go short

Canada (Quebec province) is also one of the biggest toilet paper producer. USA and Canada combined produce so many different things, thats why it never made sense to me to harm our trades

Bezos is promoting that war is good for the usa and keeps it safe via the washington post. Im sure they profit somehow from this

I saw a picture of a girl sitting on his lap, cropped to only show him and explained how guilty he was. Then on a real news site it showed the original photo with the kids mom and dad in the photo and explained these were long time family friends and absolutely no wrong doing But I'm not defending Epstein, we clearly were talking about presidents and other famous people you said were guilty and leading the usa. Stay on subject or gtfo

Theory: Asia and Europe are much more affected by Gulf oil problems and Middle Eastern instability than the USA on the other side of the planet. USA economy is fundamentally positioned better than other major markets. Therefore, the capital is fleeing Asia / Europe and is flowing in to the US as a safer haven. Hence the constant rejection of any slumps. Source: my ass

Why usa bomb a dictatorshit and not have a peaceful Jesus Christ to take over. ..yeah it will never work

I'm currently in japan and just tried mcdonalts. I got a big mac meal for 750 yen ( $4.75). Same taste but coke is better. Food is almost half price here compared to the USA and you never tip in a restaurant.

War going very well. Big booty Iranians en rout to USA 🇺🇸🗽😎

I just put up my 6 foot USA flag in front of my carport, I got my boys and girls back over there dealing with these sand fuckers!

nothing to see here, just USA and Israel destabilizing another region.

Israel has got the United States by the balls. The reason we have no choice but to go in is because Israel has threatened to nuke Iran unless the USA helps. And that would open a whole new can of worms. This war is going to end when Netanyahu says so, not DJT. This is the pinnacle of Bibi's career, 40 years in the making. A chance to topple the Iranian regime once and for all.

Now you all know why USA is #1. Thank you US military and a big beautiful ocean keeping us safe and USD strong!

USA should look at Korea and learn how to run a real casino

imagine being a gay bear winning for 6 months straight, going all in on iran usa war to get fuuuuuked in the ass and losing all gains

USA

Why do I feel like we are going to see a European Union vs USA WW3 in my lifetime