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That's the equivalent of a 1 million reward in USA

I didn't think we will put boots on the ground but if they kill the pilots, the public sentiment in the usa will shift and Iran will get glassed. I don't think they are that stupid, but who knows.

the USA isn't a theocratic hellhole?

Why is a downed USA jet in Iran big news we’re literally invading their country and they are fighting back . Lol okay

Ya. Cuz USA has been respecting international law and so I'm sure Iran is checking the subparagraphs for what they're allowed and not. They've literally already put out a bounty to any citizen who can help locate the pilots. I'm sure it's so they can point the rescue teams to the right location.

Good jobs report, no aggression this weekend from the USA…Mondays gonna be GREEN

Because beside Israel and USA no one want to go to war with Iran. They want to fix this problem in adult's way.

USA is essentially revenge trading at this point. It's the classic revenge play in like 2006 Dota or CoD, increasing your probability of pwnage by an unranked nub thereby becoming the nub. Not l33t, not l33t at all.

Its been kinda rare for usa to have any real help in its wars. Like in the past sure we had some assist but it was more just for show like "yeah we did help you bruh" but now usa has countries involved in this war who are very enthusastic about winning. Massive paradigm shift

What the fuck are countries like Qatar gonna do that USA and Israel arent? Cook more air defence stats?

I think its more along the lines of perception shifting from > ok they just dont like usa they dont like isrel its just a deep rooted thing > to: oh theyre gonna toll the straight and use usa as the excuse? Oh hell naw, they just playin games now nuh uh

The USA has to take hormuz. Just think about it Long Term. If Iran keeps it, Long term, they May force the gulf states to Close us Bases or their oil wont Pass hormuz

If the USA thought they would open the strait they would have left by now. No reason to be there. So the fact the US is still there means the situation is still very serious. Bombing a bridge accomplishes nothing.

usa is a corporation, not a country

JP Morgan Chase claims oil deliveries will end by April 15th to USA Tik tok tik tok Buy the bottom now before time is up ⏳

USA Today stock is up 36% ytd

It’s time for a leadership change in USA. We wish all of congress and mister president and everyone else involved a happy retirement

You know everything is beyond fu@ked when USA oil is trading higher than Magic Carpet oil which needs to navigate the Strait of Oranges.

Yeah usually when a data center blows up in the middle east it fucks up the algorithm in USA. All part of the design.

USA USA 🇺🇸🫡

The Regime Change is Happening - but in the USA LMAO

Without USA there would be no market, spy would be 0

I'm sure Iranians absolutely love The USA and Israel now!

y'all can't even keep the USA name out of your mouth lmao

We finished GREEN!!! USA USA USA USA USA

Hah yeah but USA signaling de-escalation happens literally at the same time we bomb the crap out of them and kill dozens or hundreds of people. We are like the Martians in “Mars Attacks” - WE COME IN PEACE” BZZZZ

Every week feels like a descelation tbh. Iran communicating more, allowing some countries to pass through, usa signalling they're coming to an end, Iran have no hostilities towards other countries bar usa & Israel

she gonna open herself up bois! oil price pressure only short term! long term, Iran will charge a small fee and invite tourists! It'll be like the panama canal! SPY 8000 by Christmas! Don't worry, gas will be cheap very soon cuz USA has "lots of oil from all the drill baby drilling" (/s). US rig count Jan 2024: 775 US rig count today: 590 Wooo!!!!! look at that drill baby drilling! only -24% down! #winning [Rig counts](https://www.aogr.com/web-exclusives/us-rig-count/2025)

Iran cannot surrender because their people will eat anyone in the regime alive for what they have done in the past 50 years. USA cannot surrender because it would be the biggest loss in its history. So oil will eventually go to 200.

The only possible explanation I can think of besides algorithmic momentum is that the market might be thinking that high oil prices might end in some sort of rate cuts to relieve pressure on the consumer. That's not consistent with how any of this usually works but I can see that pressure coming from the people running the USA

Guys my dad’s brilliant idea on how to fix the USA is for all the billionaires to get together and collectively “do something about it”. In the same sentence he also told me he wants to give me money to get in on SPACEX IPO because his financial advisor won’t let him. Reminder that this is how anyone over 70 thinks.

put leaps on USA, that shit is going down

They are going to have to release more reserves. This is really just a nightmare. And don't think there won't be gas lines in the USA. Crude is a global market.

So boring everyday waiting for 2.30pm for usa markets to open. At least we have some entertainment then until 9pm

Also like global markets have effects on the usa especially since we import not just produce

When will Israel decide to order the USA to do a ceasefire? 2-3 weeks?

If Orango didn't fuck up the war, the Arthemis launch would have been the biggest rally in the history of USA. alas...

The USA is a banana republic

Shitting on all the USA presidents from the past 47 years lol

Jokes on us, USA has a Tenet machine and weve simultaneous achieved resounding victory and will be engaged for another 2-3 weeks

bears forgot WW2 pulled out the usa from the great depression. SPY 1000 EOY

We just strapped 4 dummies to a missile and launched it at the moon for fun. I love this country USA USA!

Doesn't matter if Mango has good news, or bad news. Never bet against USA 🚀

USA USA USA

USA USA

If the gulf oil states feel vulnerable say good bye to your overpriced ai plays. Pdf can't go on TV and say the usa are leaving Iran

Then why did the USA go there in the first place?

Their president just sent a friendly letter to the population of USA. Dont think they will escalate after such a “goodwill” but idk

If usa leave will Iran reopen the strait? I think they will

followed by the confirmation that the new ayatollah is indeed gay as well. Milania is getting a divorce. And the USA and Iran will be turned into a Kingdom let by the gay power Kings Don and Ayatollah.