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If usa leave will Iran reopen the strait? I think they will

followed by the confirmation that the new ayatollah is indeed gay as well. Milania is getting a divorce. And the USA and Iran will be turned into a Kingdom let by the gay power Kings Don and Ayatollah.

Whatever is the announcement today is bearish, if USA just leaves, Iran wins and do whatever hthey want with the strait and Russia & China will know exactly how to hit Americans. If he goes full retard and send troops to invade it will be bearish also. There is no good news in this case scenario.

Nobody wants pesos in USA

Plot twist Iran, Israel, & USA unite and take over the UK

Most corruption the USA has ever seen in its history

I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT ALL MAGIC CARPETS TO BE MADE IN THE USA

Calls for new USA territory->Kargh Island Boots and complete switch off Irans electrical grid likely. 4/10/2026 around 2am.

Absolutely hilarious USA is just gonna leave Hormuz closed.

Talks between Iranian government and USA not going well according to Israel

Wars over guys USA wins again

Maybe this whole Iran war thing really isn't such a big deal after all. The market geniuses don't seem to think so. USA will just leave and the other countries can just pay fucking tolls and that will be that. USA will go back to business as usual.

Bought back in, hope for the best, and prob sell half of it tomorrow before close. The only thing that makes sense for the speech tonight is basically mango saying "We won, go USA", so I expect it'll be good vibes and more pumping tomorrow. Everybody wakes up with a hangover on Monday though, who knows what'll happen then.

I hope you all learned an important lesson about betting against the main character (USA USA YOU ESS AYY!).

USA “we are going to bomb you to the Stone Age” Iran “we are going to bomb your oil ships” Bulls “hey guys I just bought calls after a +3% day hur hur hur”

yeah and they decide to reopen it if usa leaves iran.

The tweet 🥭 just put out really counter acts what he was saying yesterday lol. Irans new PRESIDENT said they want a ceasefire but it will only happen once the Hormuz is fully open? Didn’t he just say yesterday the Hormuz is wasn’t a priority of his in ending the war? And this is Irans PRESIDENT who said this not the supreme leader who has more power than the president and the USA killed his dad and family?

Pezeshkian said the words “end hostilities” and everyone jumped on that as weakness, including Trump. Never mind that he said we Iran would only consider ending hostilities if they had guarantees, which they don’t have. And never mind that everyone in Iran has been saying they have zero trust in the USA and have continued bombing everything

Because then the USA has to leave the middle east, the whole world knows that American security guarantees are worthless, the petrodollar ends, the US has to retreat from Asia and the US will enter its terminal decline. So they will first try everything they can (and fail) before they admit defeat

Explain to me why Mr. Orange doesn't just give them what they are demanding? Pay the reparations (cheaper than ground invasion) and promise to not do it again. USA and israel can be happy they set back Irans military a decade. Iran can claim they defeated the US and Israel. Everyone is happy. The End.

USA leaving NATO and cutting off an entire continent of dependents soon: bullish

Most likely, but I think europe will become more independent and by then the usa will have less leverage

Yeah but Ukraine isn't USA, or even Isreal, fwiw 

USA leaving nato, calls on European weapon manufactures.

USA so stupid. First they tell the EU to arm up, and now he declares EU as an enemy

I wonder what the uk, Australia and USA leaders have to say today? Coincidence probably

CLASSIC USA MOVE, GO IN, BREAK SHIT, DECLARE VICTORY AND LEAVE LMAO

So Irans PM said there are no negotiations with the USA. Hmmm so much BS is being thrown out of 🥭 mouth lol

5. Ayatollah will twerk live on tv to Born in the USA

writing his speech right now . 4 members of USA hockey team invited to attend. "can you name anyone else that stopped 18 wars, I said probably it would be over soon, probably, but fake news and msndc, they lied and said I said we are leaving soon and that. its over..."

Fml USA going to the moon tomorrow and I’m holding puts right now 🥲

The president of the USA is no longer credible, so they had to have a drunk FOX news anchor pump the market.  LOL

Well don’t know about u guys. But to me I’m clear. Unless he tacos again or Iran flies to us to drop bombs- USA will continue bombing and nego for 2 weeks, then F off. Enough clarity to be on what to do for port

well they are already flooding the H1B list. I'm sure they are willing to join united state if it mean unlimited H1B quota, and all of them can come over to the state for work. K, they will surrender to the state but in exchange all of them become us citizen automatically and have unrestricted travel. Get ready for sector wide wage depression across the board if usa invade india.

USA will just leave though.

And my tax dollars were spent to kill a bunch of school children. Probably gave a bunch of people cancer with all the shit in the air. USA USA USA

They kinda do actually. USA will bomb their infrastructure, a lot of Iranians will die of that happens.

Last week's headline: Evil Iran blocks strait of Hormuz, only letting Chinese ships pass Next week's headline: Heroically awesome USA blocks strait of Hormuz, only letting Russian ships pass.

That’s funny. Or maybe they already have a draft for trump ready. “NVDA pledge to invest 100 trillion in the USA economy” Retirement fund managers are probably going to be licking their lips ready to buy those heavy bags.

Then the USA would have to buy it

Either go to Iran and take it or buy the Oil from USA. Are you tired of winning Europoors

Typical bull dribble posting. USA balls deep in another war its going to lose

you think the USA is gonna back down? For what? Lmaoo

Breaking. USA has landed troops on Karg island. Todays pump was just to keep the spy above correction

Iran is willing to stop the war if USA agree on their conditions but thats old news. I guess Algo doesn't care lol Today also Big Funds do quarterly rebalance so they can buy/sell alot near end or middle of the day.

Dont worry lads, the Pope asked USA to end the war before Good Friday. It's ending wololololo

USA sending another aircraft carrier to the middle east. Yeah negotiations are going wonderfully

finally peace in the Middle east. if rouge nations want to have nuclear weapons, they must be made in the USA. art of the deal

Why doesn’t the USA just print oil? Are they stupid?

They built Iran a toll booth in the Strait. Good work USA.