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🇮🇷 Iran: 1 🇺🇸 USA: 0 ☠️☠️☠️

Well he might have compromised our safety here in USA also. But may be that's what this administration wants, fear and hatred.

**ON THE 14TH OF MARCH 1857 A TREATY WAS SIGNED THAT WOULD STOP THE DANES FROM COLLECTING A TOLL ON SHIPS PASSING THROUGH THE ÖRESUND. A SOUND TOLL THEY HAD UPHELD FOR OVER 400 YEARS. THIS WAS IN PART THANKS TO THE USA.** **NEARLY ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY YEARS LATER, IRAN ESTABLISHES A TOLL THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, THIS IS ALSO IN PART THANKS TO THE USA.** **THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER** ^**LMAO**

No calls,only puts until both usa and iran says deal reached

From the amount of insider trading, baron will buy the USA and maybe Japan if they decide to short oil, maybe even half of Europe lol

Gyna gonna snatch taiwan when usa is distracted

Usa people better get pissed, have yall given up on American exceptionalism yet

is mango the worst president in usa history?

This is just USA vs Iran... imagine a future war with China.. spy is going to 200

🥭 says he will release USA response to Iran's 5 point ceasefire at 4:01pm after market hours. Timing seems.. suspicious!

USA: let’s have peace, Israel: let’s send some celebration fireworks to Iran 🤩

Good news is, USA is insolvent…like🫵 https://fortune.com/2026/03/23/us-government-insolvent-fiscal-crisis-fix/ 👏🥭👏

It seems israel is assassinating anyone who could negotiate...is Israel fucking the USA over?

People didn’t believe it when they say mango’s mission is to sabotage USA

tip how to make free money: go long on oil and bet against usa. oh and remeber to say thank you

Its going to be Big dip if usa actual send Ground troops right? Cause poland news and others says its going to escalet this weekend

There is no tweet from the USA CEO or COO that can change this now. I’m not sure what you all don’t get.

a war in the middle east is not black swan event its textbook usa every 10 years markets digest it and fart it out

Ceo of usa is retarded

The USA is the largest exporter of oil! We'll be so rich off of this price hike and supply shock! Go USA! Wooo! Spy 700!

usa does not take it seriously. 10 000 won't do shit, they need to send at least 200k soldiers to have hope to achieve something

I thought USA was energy independent. wtf I’m paying $6.49 a gallon for then 😒

Imagine what would happen to the mkts if 🥭 came out Sunday evening and said "the USA has decided to ceasefire in an attempt to peacefully negotiate a deal with Iran."

This is way deeper than bombs in Iran. This is way deeper than terror in USA. This war was is just the distraction, it was a last try, keeping things balanced. Its lost. This is global economics collapsing. https://preview.redd.it/inponmu54hrg1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6d0300837b511a6e47dd0e5030a00c439698df3 But hey, soon u will remembered everytime u pay in cash

The CEO of USA came to this specific thread, looked at a few comments, and said: “Just send the tweet as is, they will believe it for sure. The 6,500 troops? Doesn’t matter. Don’t mention them, it’s fine. Look at these comments.” & be thankful it was AH. Generational poverty would have been bestowed upon dip buyers.

Sounds an awful lot like that match between Vietcong and USA

You can’t make this up 🤣🤣the question is does anyone trust USA or Israel to not do anything over the weekend to make this worse… I imagine tomorrow being flat.

# Trump extends deadline to strike Iran energy sites how do the usa still have credibility

Pump already gone LMFAO!!! It's over for the USA

Basically zero chance. USA just going to keep lying and saying that Iran is letting more ships through as a concession to USA. In reality Iran is letting ships through that are friendly to them just like they have been doing.

The USA has just declared peace with Showmeyourtitsland

It's how they can win against the USA. Keep the screws tightened.

To the people who are still saying that he will taco. What exactly do you think he can taco on? It’s up to Iran when they want to open the strait, not mango. Iran wants to destroy the USA‘s economy by keeping the straight closed.

Mission accomplished usa usa usa

Reminder that the WWII draft age range in the USA was 18 to 45. I am not *quite* too old yet... shit.

I would say that Taco is playing some 7D Chess to bring back domestic oil and bullshit to the USA. But then I remember that he is playing Chutes and Ladders.

He President of the USA is negotiating with Sharpie 

how bad is the USA lmao

Is that 48 year iranian war vs the USA in the room with us?

ngl trump will just say "you can have the strait of hormuz if you leave it open without fees" and they will agree to that, trump will say he opened the strait of hormuz and usa won and later will say "we never wanted the strait controlled" or some shit

The USA is in a recession. If you don’t believe that just look at manufacturing and real estate. If you still don’t believe that because of some political identify you associate with well you are a moron

We are going to have 4k videos of USA soldiers being blown up for an orange fruit. He will double down. Puts.

and they should benefit from SK Hynix being listed in USA. down it goes tho

UAE whining in the WSJ. Presumably highlighting the risks to the global supply of tax dodging manosphere bloggers if USA doesnt fight their sectarian battles for them.

So, when do we transition the USA to Californople and Washintine phase of the plan?

The year is 2126. Today marks the hundred year anniversary of the downfall of the USA at the hands of a 🥭

So far USA and Israel: replaced supreme leader with his more radical son ✅ increased cost of living for billions of people worldwide ✅ potentially might cause a global economic catastrophe 4-6 weeks from now if hormuz is still closed ✅ 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

https://x.com/bubblemaps/status/2036868052374216715 3 polymarket insiders that have a 90% winrate on the iran usa war that are all connected placed new bets ceasefire by 31 march. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwm4ym9S3p8 also pretty intresting video and in the end the bubblemaps guy is on there

lolwut? not even close. vietnam was an active war long before the usa even got involved.

The enemies of the USA have absolutely nothing to worry about… during market hours.