USO

Can’t wait to masterbait when I get home to relieve my stresses on my losses today on USO

Yeah think I’m gonna take the win and just cash out tomorrow or at least trim my position. If another tweet pops up and uso crashes to under 108 again I’ll reload

pbr dow mos cvx uso

But my USO shares were down today. That's so strange...

USO just might turn green

THIS WEEKEND WILL BE EPIC LOCK IN USO CALLS

USO on the move 📈

Today I bought uso cvx and xle calls

I thought qqq puts were cheaper than uso calls. I’m a regard

I want to full port USO so bad on margin right now. Just feel like theres one more scam headline to get lower first though

uso swings are free money

Uso shrek spy gotta give

USO up up and away

Bought spy pots - Uso calls . Now down 30./. F$ck

How is this for a hedge? Short-dated USO call and long-dated SPY calls. If USO swings up $10 its like a 3x upside. If it falls, the spy calls should increase in value and soften any potential loss. Kind of a way to bet on a short-term downside and long-term upside.

Uso shrek

Just hedged my short-expiration USO calls with long-dated SPY calls.

Buying uso calls today can’t go tits up, right?

> USO Im in for calls since this morning

USO do be creeping

Guess who is back? USO hoes

Don't watch USO, watch crude futures

Bid vs. ask spread so wide on USO when I bought calls it immediately was -15% lol

Lmao. Started seeing USO shreking and now everything is tumbling

SPY puts sold, picked up TSLA puts instead, letting USO and NTR calls ride.

USO

USO short interest getting wild. Guess that’s one way to control price.

USO can crash any day now or never reach its previous high as UST sells into strength, SPY will crash slowly (after a pump or two) and then all at once within the next few weeks (less risk)

USO calls????!!!!!!

USO calls or SPY puts? Feel like USO may have more value

But calls on USO for sure

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/jda823 made a bet that USO would go to 111.06 within **1 day** when it was 108.88 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 4 wins and 0 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - USO to 120.80145 before 30-Mar-2026 07:14 AM -05

USO below 110 seems like a no brainer

I want to buy leaps puts on uso but damn expensive!!!

Calls? USO

#Ban Bet Lost /u/oliver2022 made a bet that USO would go to 130.0 within **1 day** when it was 111.441 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I bought 1k of USO ATM calls at close, and this seemingly has ended the war.

I’m buying USO calls tomorrow again. I think everyone here is retarded. Yes I know I am included in that

I wanna hear from the dude who went all in on USO puts 2 days ago at $123

You already have a bet going - USO to 87.66975 before 27-Mar-2026 02:48 AM -05

the SEC looks at USO dropping all the gains immediately after market and says yep, looks pretty normal, LMAOOO

USO dumping all the gains after market, damn, looks like theres insider trading happening haha, thank god we have the SEC to avoid that

Buy uso dip?

News hitting about 82nd Airborne Division notified for urgent deployment and are now in transit (something that couldn't be kept secret), so Tr*mp and Israel had to counter it with equally strong fake messaging about peace/15-point plan, negotiations, etc. They timed the placement of Wittkov (in Iran) and Vance (in Afghanistan) as counterbalances to create the appearance of "dealing with negotiators and intermediaries" to calm markets. And it looks like markets barely took the bait; USO only dropped back to where it started today, and VIX futures still are notching upward, and the indexes are still down a fraction. Iran is taking a ratchet driver to the bolts in the coffin that's holding Tr* mp's legacy.

Who’s gonna tell him? I’m from the future and can prove it by telling you that USO will start moving again in 22 mins.

USO has completely flatlined. Wtf

Click the 1m chart and see the big M on both $SPY, USO, and VIX. Market Makers are cheesing us big time.

🥭 hoed all of us USO call holders

Buy futures or USO