USO

My wife’s boyfriend called me an idiot for buying puts on USO

I will be buying 10,000 of USO tomorrow morning. that will be the peak for 2026

Can’t believe they halted USO and then rugged yall lmao

USO is going to be so manipulated depending on what Gump says. There will be no time to react. I'm staying away until market hours with trailstops. 

So USO is pumping hard in after hours, seems war is back on again.

uso put buy tomorrow

Oil gods, please let my USO $95 4/17 puts print

USO ripping. Futes broke through $91. Oxy on its way to $55. I’m sure the cabinet loaded up calls before close.

Ummm so is USO going to go back up or?

WSB full porting USO at open today doesn’t help dispel the stereotype about us lmao

USO going vertical along with corn. Something must be happening without anybody letting us plebs know.

USO pump

Hey man. I followed some fucking guy's trade this morning on BNO and USO. What happened? Why did they tank? I was told that if the Strait stayed closed, then that would drive the price of oil up and in turn these two stocks? I lost half of my fucking portfolio today, I didn't sell but if if they drop more this week I may just lose 90% of my funds. What the hell?

!banbet $USO 150 3w

Gonna load up on USO, the Iranians won’t let go of Hormuz even if they level their country im telling you

USO fading like hope and dreams of ber.

Possibly selling my USO to wait fall.

Either selling USO 120 call spread is free money or SPY Puts are free money. Which is it?

Good thing I sold my uso puts on that insane random ass dump at 99 today sheesh

#**Buy USO calls before close tomorrow for free money**

Is USO going higher?

If these USO calls I sold expire worthless I’m going to Sizzlers!!!

Anyone hold their uso calls till the end? Feel bad for you fellas picking out your lambo colors last night

Damn USO ain’t hear no bell

The CEO of USO is not agreeing it's over.

& just like that my USO puts are cooked

There's still time to buy oil futes or USO before the next refinery or whatever gets hit in this war that is absolutely not over no matter what emergency market-calming BS call was made to CBS news in the middle of the day

Ok no TLDR needed : spy fading, uso rising back... Markets got it.

I'm dual casting USO and SPY action after today and waiting for the moment one side calls bullshit on the other after realizing this isn't even close to over.

the word on the street is the new ayatollah loaded up on USO puts ber r so fuk

USO was +25% in overnight trading and got as low as -5% by EOD

USO gonna pump overnight

USO calls x2💰 at what point am I supposed to feel bad about riding these?

BTFD in USO. Thesis unbroken

My only regret is that I didn’t buy ITM USO puts. My $2 USO 77P 2DTE is gonna have to carry pretty hard

!banbet USO 125 3d

Bulls still mid-climax, haven’t seen USO spiking and indices down after hours

Holding SPY calls and USO puts.

Tomorrow morning at open full port into USO

USO up 2% AH 👀

I "traded" my wait out if 20% of my port today on both USO calls and puts 🤌🏻

guess im praying on USO bleeding AH 🙂‍↕️

USO calls or puts?

Guess who bought USO puts this morning. Am I an oil baron now?

USO is moving 5% in 5 minute candles, actually fucking wild

just got back from lunch break, can wait to check on my $USO calls !

My USO puts bought at open now up 250% maybe time to sell in case of mango

Damn what happen? Good thing I sold my uso calls this morning

USO bulls *completely* rekt 🤣

wow. My USO puts just became the most profitable thing ive ever held. I love this market. I can officially log off for the day.