VIA

Is Microsoft earning being reported via an AI? I have not heard the man take a breath in like 5 minutes

Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai: "Our first party models, like Gemini, now process 7 billion tokens per minute, via direct API use by our customers."

The tax man ghostfucked me via Meta getting a >15B one time charge? WTF is that from?

As long as we don’t build humanoid AI, we just have autobots via TSLA.

Jensen now also controls Intel and AMD via proxy

apple + google teamup via gemini would be pretty funny

Google announces vertically integrated and fully controlled cure to all cancer via AI: -2% OpenAI announces partnership to manufacture AI generated Labubu in the real world: PopMart +200%

You mean they haven't automated the daily thread creation via AI???? Puts on RDDT

I think the next Disney CEO should be picked via a series of questions given by a selected group economic and Disney experts. First round can be a series of rigorous questions about their plans for dealing with the parks, movie releases, etc, and the next round will be obscure Disney trivia.

This dude just delivered my burrito via uber eats, they smelled like farts

Canada set to execute via zamboni flattening the guy who made the ad next week before the Blue Jays game

Full disclosure: Could be via AI, or in a dream.

Actual hot take - Rate cuts won't save the economy because everyone is already leveraged to the tits through cheap lending via the yen carry trade. Massive lags will exist, and the money printer that is money market funds will deepen the recession as rates are cut.

inflation data came in lower than expected. yet is still 3%. yet the avg new car is still 35-50k. avg starter homes are still 400-500k. cost of beef is ridiculous. I paid 25$ for a bagel sandwich and an iced coffee yesterday. fed isn't giving out anymore data because the entire govt is shutdown. mango cancels a trade agreement with an entire country via a tweet. this has been, and will continue to be, a clown market.

It's also a potential asset. Bot raids via hedgies are worth billions. If it's all under the table 'hush hush, wink wink' type of thing then everyone wins. Except retail.

NBA requested an investigation into Russell Westbrook The FBI declined via centel .... lmao

If you're not making moves you're standing still. If you're standing still you're moving backwards. Therefore via the transitive property if you're not making moves then you're moving backwards. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Kathy got nflx sorry it was a good ride everyone, via con dios

$550 Mil MCap (1/3 of Ttm Rev) for a brand everyone loves - Krispy Kreme Current price is $4 (near all-time low) 52 week Low is $2.5 52 week High is $12.68 I'm taking my chance that this low float is gonna pop. If I’m wrong it’ll take 12 years to recover via dividends haha.

I still think VIA is going to blow up one of these days. I’m glad I got in on the IPO. I worked with the company on a project a few years ago and they have a vision imo.

The scammer CEO is on it again : Planning to remove the safety drive by the end of the year. No data, no patience, no safety just fake promises to pump the stock to get $1T,. Tesla's total profit for its entire life span so far is less than $100B, which is mostly made of govt money funneled via EV and other credits. On the other hand public infrastructure is dying and no one has funds for it

"We are currently evolving the way we leverage A.I. and have decided to further automate 400,000 jobs via Optimum Dime".

#Long term thesis of Gold hasn't changed right? (Continued weakness of the dollar and a generally increased level of uncertainty and chaos via Mango) Long dated calls a logical play?

Someone in my DM's said I shitpost too much today to have conviction on my plays. Like dude - you realize I shitpost because I have NO conviction? I'm just trading vibes and you get a good read of the vibes via shitposting

You underestimate the groupthink of Taylor Swift fans, especially young ones If it’s in with the swifties to go to six flags, then kids will drag their parents to six flags to get it on the action It sounds dumb, but Taylor Swift has skin in the game via her fiance, who just posted about six flags to his 8M followers

DKNG is the value play right now. Entering the prediction markets via acquisition of rail birds. Cathie been buying as well.

So Wendy’s is offering me a remote fry-bagging position via the corporate sponsored neuralink. Sounds like a pretty sweet gig considering I have very few thoughts or emotions. Calls on Wendy’s and my future career?

Seeing murmurings of a $POET PO from Meta via Luxshare. Place your bets. 💵

[This article](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/export-finance-australia-issues-conditional-002200528.html) links UUUU with financial assistance via loans from the Australian government. Seems like a lot of red tape around it and nothing concrete but definitely good news

Thank god I'm still sending my trades via Fax machine and was not affected by using a shitty app like HOOD.

Roll, roll, roll your covered calls Further down the calendar Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Making more money via thetagang is just a dream

Sold CC Friday. Can’t close them for profit today because market manipulation via “web outages”. Neat, thanks

Loading Calls on HOOD via IBKR.

can someone send the number to call to sell via phone for RH?

Nah. They are just promoting coins cuz it lets them move money and evade the tax surveillance. Having plebs be liquidity and help pump their holdings while also collecting massive fees on the poors via the ripoff exchanges they are invested in is just a bonus.

OPEN THE CASINO AND DROP SOME DECLARATIONS OF WAR VIA TWEETS SO MY GOLD CALLS LET ME BUY A HOUSE

A.I and Marijuana, now you can order it via OpenAI or TrumpRx

Bulls -> the time is now. Bears are snarling and squatting on their hind quarters, nearly defeated. One strong blow from Trump (via tweet) will send them back scampering to the hole they call home.

fuk u fuc i'm gonna short gold via connsumer staple! u ghey

Just short via btcxau No fcking way it doesn't print 

Mkkgy, orange man plugging the pharma via his website, nice wheeling and dealing

VIX is going straight to the moon via bull butthole

Within 5 years there will be some country that decides to run its entire government via ai El Salvador would be my pick

I sent the SPY CEO a notice via Certified Mail that it’s illegal for SPY to drill. They stopped that shit immediately.

I've been buying via 401K for 25 years. My buying power is 10x worse that it was even 20 years ago. You should want to buy everything for cheap for the next 30 years, then have a huge pump when you retire.

I'm not a rich fuck, you're a rich fuck. I lost 30k today on 0DTE's. That's pennies compared to some lurkers I know here. I've chatted with several via dm's. No memes, they're here and watching

HE JUST SAID ROOMBAS WILL GET A DEAL WITH THE MILITARY AND HAVE AI INSTALLED VIA WIFI

Definite Green Day or descend into Hell via tweet day.

lol geting invited via chat into "trading groups", I am not that retarded (yet)

This year’s Nobel Prize in physics is going to Dr. Chad Bonewell for proving via quantum mechanics that bitches do, in fact, be crazy