VOO

Invest in these stocks they will make u a millionaire. $Voo $Ups $unh $tgt $root $Pep $Oscr $Nvo $jd $dia

buy VOO retard

I should just become a fired college football coach and put the buyout money in VOO and chill 

Nah I moved all of my voo into Google instead

They're a little better than r/investing where the answer to everything is just VOO and chill.

My trading philosophy is VOO and chill. But first, I need to turn my $40k port to $10mil by buying deep OTM short dated options.

My flair is a joke more than anything. I have nothing nice to say about MSTR. Stick with VOO or SPY and you'll be fine. It's slow and boring, but you will make money over time.

The dollar losing value really helps pump those VOO gains. Yeah yeahhhhh

VOO is up 96% the last 5 years. Isn't it usually 100% every 10 years?

VOO and chill bros are up 15% YTD I am far from impressed LMAO

Some guy posted his VOO and chill gains as "gain porn". This is the top for sure.

Hey I like to gamble 0DTEs if the market is moving :) Mostly I'm VOO & Chill + Selling calls though.

30% VOO 30% VGT 40% VT

voo ath

Solid 4. 0 is VOO fullport and 10 is meatholder 😎

In the last two years I went from 30k to 22k to 27k messing with stocks and options constantly being stressed out. If I dumped it all into VOO I'd be at 39k without having to open the app. This game sucks.

Love SPY....my core holding is VOO

Invest in these companies let’s beat the hedge funds and banks we will all win. $Voo $Ups $unh $tgt $root $Pep $Oscr $Nvo $jd $dia

if you didn’t see 7.00+ on schmeat and immediately sell you should really just VOO and chill

How about we just DCA into VOO, 20% bonds and 20% gold , and just have a jolly good time!

Im out, gonna do full voo and qqqm like my old man taught me. Heading back to the coal mines. 8-12% returns a year. I’ll retire when im 70. Im gonna miss you guys but i have to get in control of my addiction, im fucking trying to daytrade a precious metal. I need full detox, emptying my robinhood account.

I’m done with this fucking shit. I’ll go back to investing in VOO and QQQM with my miserable 12% annual return like the other sad 9-5 fucks and retire at 70. Fk you all

Voo flat but I’m down almost 2 points damn

Maybe I should just full port into VOO and QQQ longterm like a boomer and live my life..

MOAT etf is just soldiering on saving my port when everything is tanking. If you're looking for something not-VOO for safety it's been good to me for over a year.

I can't believe I'm about to sell VOO for a fake meat stock on my IRA account tomorrow.

My all time profit since 2020 is 10%, really should have just VOO'd and chilled. But the thrill of making plays is hard to ignore. I should make a VOO account and a fun account to blow up.

Voo? Go to bed grandpa

Invest in $root $Pep $tgt $dia $voo $osc $novo $ups

Dear Heavenly Father, this is my weekly prayer of thanks for saving my portfolio. I know last week I promised you I wouldn't gamble on 0DTE's and DCA into VOO like a good boy, but I broke that promise this week. Forgive me for my mistake and I promise I'll try harder to not gamble on 0DTE's

I got 7k in voo shares should I sell it for APLD leaps?

lol VOO is out performing CLANKER COIN year to date.

I actually learned something on here a few months ago, that Spx options are taxed better, they're considered 60% long term, 40% short term.  Anybody else have any legit tips they want to share? ( not voo and chill or any stupid value shit) Edit: my bad. Stocks only go up, bears bad, i guess

Invest in VOO and hold for 30 years

VOO and freak the fuck out

# I AM WEALTHY. GOT 3M USD IN $VOO.

I took my account from 45k to 101k this year. On Monday I was at 117k. I know I should be happy but I feel sick I lost that money. Now Im thinking of just dumping into voo

is this my sign to voo and chill

If I can get back to even I swear I’ll stop and put it all into some virgin VOO bullshit wtf 😭

Serious answer: Run away. Run far away from here. Buy VOO. Learn whatever this shit is some other time with your non VOO savings.

I see why people just VOO and chill Jesus Christ I’m stressed out and losing!!!

maybe I should stop full porting meme stocks and invest in VOO.

Why VOO over SPY? Long term

I'm just giving you some shit. VOO isn't really mentioned here very often.

Does it count if I did some truly degen shit to triple my port value in six weeks to then dump into VOO though?

I kind of want to be dumb and rotate all of my VOO into another higher yielding ETF. Any ideas? My portfolio is 90% VOO, then 10% GOOGL LEAPS.

I feel like such a failure every time I put money into VOO

Paper handed some rare earth fuck that shit back to VOO and chill

Well now you know! If you think tech bubble will burst SQQQ is great investment. Also, if you own SPY or VOO and are anxious about how tech heavy they are, you can own a little SQQQ as an insurance policy in case of bubble burst.

Just buy VOO then.