YALL

it be so funny if the Fed and Jpow decided to take vacation until the government opens back up. "we don't have any data, and we're data driven so we'll wait for yall in tahiti"

Fear/greed index is at Extreme Fear, VIX is pumping, and it’s all taking place on an OPEX day. Some of yall really are total pussies and will be proudly bragging about holding cash as the market rockets for the second time this year smh.

Should I double down on quantum puts and enter with a longer expiry for nov/dec what yall think

Goddamn yall couldn’t let me make to market open to let me buy 0dte puts could ya

Have yall accidentally ate a rotten mango before? man is it uniquely terrible. smell, flavour, texture, and the pure slime

All this talk about bottom and top and yall still be chasing pussy smh

Yall making me check gold when’s it’s only up .36 percent

VIX closed above 25 while the markets weren’t THAT down. Shit is about to hit the fan I’m calling it now. Gold has ran 9% in the past WEEK, regional banks fell off a cliff, yall think shit ISNT hitting the fan under the hood???

When crypto makes it move yall will have already given up on it

Yall ready for climate, and eventually societal, collapse?

isnt being independent from china fucking good? why yall panicking long term is a win

Shit a gap down might cause 10% of yall to disappear

Come on yall, cheer up! I'm counting on you for exit liquidity tomorrow!

Yall be more bullish!!! I need my puts to pay

Yall are just letting MM algos squeeze you dry playing with SPY and stocks. Just buy GLD, SLV, and chill out

Doubled down on AMZN up to 200 shares now. Sell CCs through earnings to one of yall?

What do yall think about AMZN upcoming earnings on October 30?

Yall think gld is going to keep ripping tmr

Yall made this trading crap sound like so much fun that I decided to open a Robinhood account on 9/26 and start funding it 10/1. It has not been as much fun as advertised.

Trumps talking about yall.. yall are the autists

Some of yall forgot what it’s like when the market doesn’t go up everyday

Hope yall sold your china stocks lololol ban the panda

which dips did yall buy today

Told yall not to buy calls hours ago for that speech. You were warned 🫵

Yall ready for sell off friday?

told yall $GLD is free money https://preview.redd.it/zhlvz9ba4jvf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d813e3308a3a6991cf9a102db1ebb59f49abf0d

Jokes on yall my calls don’t expire today

yall got a weird dynamic of not placing anywhere near enough emphasis on what he's doing in the grand scheme of things, and placing way too much emphasis on what he's doing minute by minute

He said it was an ivf announcement wtf did yall think he was gonna talk about

Yall think he’ll come out today?

90% of yall don’t have a job and it shows 😤

What’s the announcement yall are talking about, I’m just blindly buying stuff hoping for the best LMAO

Little moves and yall get scared this volatility is prime money making for financial derivatives connoisseurs

95% of yall have $73 in your Robinhood account and it shows 😤😤😤

Yall regards losing your shit over -0.7% Bulls picked the wrong day to port 0dtes calls huh

i thought yall wanted volatility 🫵😆

As a top 1% commenter, my advice to yall: buy the fucking dip NOW

Recessions coming. Sell everything yall.

Yall think spy calls for tmr the move?

Just a normal mid day dump to shake off some paperhand regards before afternoon pump. Fill up the dips yall and get ready for that afternoon pump.

I bet yall wish you had GLD now huh.. keep waiting for that crash next year to buy 🤣

what r yall loading up on rn?

what do yall think positive: no more rate hikes; more rate cuts and possible QE negative: trump tweets

Goodbye for a while retards, this actually is too much for me to handle. Good luck to yall

I think half yall retards freaking out about todays movement, don't know how to zoom out the X axis. Theres been about a 0.3% delta today

Gdx pumping till tmr? Yall got calls?

Last chance to buy the crypto dip yall

my fault yall boys tsm only red bc i bought calls

Futes dumpin hard yall! Time to freak the fk out and sell everything at open!

Yall sleeping on Palladium. All comes from Russia.