YALL

Yall just gonna sit here and watch VIX die in broad daylight like this

Only on wsb: Stock up 0.8% for the day, comments be like “$PATH taking off, 🛫”, “next stop moon 🌙 “ Smh, yall deserve to get Thanos clapped with days like Friday.

None of yall have talked about $QBTS at all. Shout out to the dude on here who was when it was $7

HOLDDD TIGHT YALL. CHEEKS BOUTA BE CLAPPED. both sides

Someone's mother is texting one of yall today asking about the cardano you told her to buy

Goated my life savings into $RDDT. See yall on the other side.

Yall think gld reaching 400 by nov

Told yall this morning, dont chase big shrek candles its easy money for market makers. Will go back up by end of day imo though, lose half of gains like I said then when people short up again.

bounce over hope yall loaded puts

Tried to tell yall on NAK

How do yall know Trump is tweeting later or is it just speculation

All the bears during the weekend saying there won’t be any rebound today…yall are so dumb. They always forget the dump and pump

yall mfs needs to learn the "buy the rumor, sell the news" strategy

I’m out, yall have fun

Been told yall to get in ABAT when $6 2/26 calls were less than 100

Yall worrying about stock market going up and down. Look at critical minerals stocks. It’s probably a good hedge that only moons rn

The markets are jumping cause taco said "don't worry about china"🤣🤣🤣 the first week of September, yall are definitely going to see that you in fact, should have worried about China 🤣🤣🤣

Why yall funds are unsettled ?

Yall fall for this shit every time

What are yall moves today

Yall bers are wild “dumping” and not even down .5% 🤡

Yall realize if retail loads up on calls at open the MM’s are just gonna fuc u

What yall think about spy calls at open?

say wat u want about corn but im up from swing trading it and im jus gonna buy the dip and get paid again. jokes on yall

OmG iTs DrOpPiNg. Pffff see yall in 4 hours 📈

yall getting too excited, meaning it's time to buy puts

All jokes aside, I’ve already recouped more than my initial investment on POET, but would you consider this play dead? I have a handful of 10/31 10c’s still that are house money but if yall think it’s a retarded play at this point to hang on to them please let me know

All yall ninjas think this shit is over you have no idea what this market is capable of yo

LMAOOO MODS BOUGHT PUTS at EOD. MODS ARE GAY! BAN ME IDGAF YALL KNOW YOURE GAY ASF LOSERSSSS

What are yall using to look at stocks like AMD right now?

There are some of yall that held puts up +2000% on Friday.....

wait trump literally ran back FakeTariffDip.wav and yall thought we wouldn't bounce back

Ozempic got a side effect of jealousy the dr never told yall bears.

Wer d yall see the futes?

Yall are about to see the biggest crypto move in history to the upside and you’re not in treasury options whether it’s IBIT or ETHA. I’m literally 300K deep in this shit lmfao

Yall talking about ai bubble.. we need to talk about the beef jerky bubble that NEEDS to pop. $JRKY is so over valued..

got truth social pulled up got my magic eightball see yall at 1 mill

Just want yall to know you were rippin corn a few months ago now you’re using it as the sold basis for your safety

i hope tomorrow is red so yall lose money

Bears do yall wanna talk?

Just a bad moment yall

Chat yall ever go out solo to pubs and clubs and hope to get adopted by extroverts or is that weird?

Even when markets are closed I bet some of yall still manage to lose money 🫩

Yall ever reach a goal thinking it can complete you but you reach it and you feel emptier then ever So you set a further goal but this time you know it won’t complete you but you set it anyways because you know it’s good for you

At Popeyes doing overtime cos I turned my 30k into $500, see yall regards on Monday

Buying my first put ever this upcoming week, YALL HAVE BEEN WARNED

UUUU 30 dollar strike Jan 27. What yall think? 🤔

Honestly grabbed as much as I could, who cares if it dips some more you’re all pussies. Exactly what happened earlier this year and during any other crash. Yall got to stop being so over leveraged and hold eh? 3x SPY 660c 12/31 10x SPY 675c 10/31 4x SPY 676c 10/24 45 shares AMZN 45 shares GOOGL 100 shares NVDA 57.57 SOL 2000 XRP gay ber get fuckt

I have a pretty young face and really the only hint that betrays my age is my refusal to move on from skinny jeans Yall can pry that shit off my cold dead legs

Yall shit on me for trying to save ya money and tell you about reality. Dont be a dumbazz. If you are, just make sure to apologize after this all goes down. But don’t cry like your over leveraged ass wasn’t warned.