YALL

Yall really thing the mango has a thought out plan lmao. China has been thinking through everything they’re gona do since mango first announced dumbass tariffs in April. They knew he’d counter back with higher tariffs. Which is why they have built far more trade relationship with every country we’ve pissed off since April. This IS a coordinated attack against mango. Even if he tacos, CHINA won’t. And CHINA holds the rare earths. WE ARE COOKED.

Yall forgot earnings this month, and nothing ever happens with Gyna. Huge market overreaction. We're back to ATHs next week.

Can’t you see that they’ve been training yall for this. You’re still exit liquidity in the short term. If you tryna make money no call buying right now and for the foreseeable future.

Yall think spy will rebound Monday?

Sometimes I just want to see it all come crashing down. Not because I have puts. But because I want to see yall crash out and also because I'm mad I missed out on so many buying opportunites I get a schadenfreude seeing it fall

Yall can thank me, I finally decided to buy calls today

Those of yall who made bank off SPY/QQQ puts did yall have Orange man notifications on X? Or just felt like it

Bears got edged so bad r/gaycocksuckers will help yall

failed V, dump continues. yall celebrated too early LMAO

I’ll see yall bulls at spy 630s

If this is the end, glad I get to spend it with yall <3

Kraken pro down for yall too? Rigged smh

You think we’d be desensitized to tariffs by now. Ugh yall got paper hands.

Yall are some fucking pansies. SPY ath next friday you can bet your dick and balls on it

Some of yall loaded up on calls at close huh

Yall ain’t ready for what’s gonna happen if Fed no longer cuts rates if this doesn’t end soon

I know for a fact some of yall gonna sell at a loss again

Every time eth hits 4600 the market collapse. I know cause I bagheld that shit for 4 years at peak price and finally dumped it on someone last month. Se yall in 4 years

Yall think UNH is done ?

When Yall panic it’s typically a good buying opportunity

Can yall upvote this? I wanna test something

If yall don’t atleast buy some stuff on this huge dip you hate money

Can yall downvote this? I wanna test sumn

How are some of yall losing money. Just buy AI, energy and space stocks

Down mid 5 digits about 8% eventhough my port is just stuff like GOOGL AMZN NBIS... need a break anyways I'll catch yall mid nov

Yall, I had SPX 6755p, 6750p, 6745p, 6725p this morning. I ended the day -$4k because I had dissolved the toilet paper hands before I started

idk how yall survive man, my acc is only 1688usd yet today im down 58 bucks and i feel like total crap like my world has ended, idk how yall survive losing thousands or tens of hundreds of thousands

Interesting post market pump, definitely no illegal shit going on today lmao. Have a good weekend yall

I only lost a week of gains. How yall losing a month?

lost money on calls AND puts. see yall monday, time for beer

Haven't yall learned? Buy on Trump tariff threats, and then markets recovers just as fast as it dips

i hope yall bought today , the china stuff is just noise

Yall wanna buy dips wassup

Why tf yall crying so much holy fuck. Literally just buy more calls you 🥭 obsessed tards🤌

Damn yall some paper handed beeshes

It was a prank yall

Yall about to witness the white Whale of V rn

Incase yall didnt realize this, they were building exit liquidity for the last week knowing this was coming.

The market is held up by AI and China is threatening to not share metals...yet yall say it's overblown? Lmao this is only the beginning

Hey yall I got an invite to apply for plunge protection team with an immediate start date of now

Did yall learn your lesson about 0dte and weekly calls yet or nah

Yall beg for a buying opportunity then lose ya fuckin mind when it happens

Yall should be happy you can keep buying the meme/unprofitable stocks at a discount

Told yall to buy gold yesterday

USAR i told yall

Hope yall bought the dip

Tacoman going full N-word yall! Not the normal N-word! The no no N-word!!!

send it all to 0 fuck yall

Told yall lmao

6200 just yoinked out from under me lmao see yall monday