YOU

My fellow POETS and I decided to write a tragedy for you all, a tale of APES and FAKE MEAT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.

F U C K YOU INTC

BARON YOU COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF

BARON, WHATRE YOU DOING IN THERE SON

ETHA YOU PIECE OF SHIT

SCIENTISTS PROVE YOU CAN BREATHE THROUGH YOUR BUTTHOLE

Billy big bollocks comes here yesterday with "lOoK aT mY bAnBeT gUys!" and proceeds to call out INTC to hit $41 by tomorrow, without having any mettle to put down an 1DTE option. So I boot up a 0DTE $41 call today AND IT FUCKING SINKS. YOU FUCKING STINKING INTEL-INSIDE YOUR MUM'S FAT ARSEHOLE

JFC GOOGL I LOVE YOU

NO GOD DAMMIT NO! DON'T BUY MSOS YOU IMBECILES! Fuck I wanna die. Why did I sell MSOS? Why is it going up?

BERS YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS WHERE ARE YOUUUU

BERS YOU USELESS FUCKING RETARDS LMAO

BERS YOU FUCKING RETARDS let me type it again so you can get it into your NUMBSKULLS THE TOP IS NEVER IN AND NEVER WILL BE

THANK YOU MANGO!

GLD YOU BETTER POP UR GUSSY PAST 380 I S T G

Bers. Waste some more premiums so we can have a 2% day. This is your market. You pay for it. #ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

YOU BET UR ASS IT IS

THANK YOU MANGO 😍

BERS YOU FUCKING CUNTS FUCK YOUUU

BERS YOU FUCKING RETARDS STONKS WILL NEVER GO DOWN AGAIN!!!!! SEND IT!!!!

STOP SELLING $INTC YOU DIRTY WHORES

CPI is the lowest its ever been. Only myself and my team could do this. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

YOU 🫵 ARE GOING TO LOSE ON YOUR PUTS AND YOU 🫵 WILL CRY AND BLAME IT ON A COOKED CPI

THANK YOU Why is reddit search such trash?

FUTES YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FUTIN’ HOURS AGO!

CHRISTMAS IS 2 MONTHS AWAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

CAN YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE MEAT LİKE STOCK MARKET NOT ONLY ABOUT THE MEME STOCKS I CANT DO MY REGARD ANALYSIS ON THE MARKET WITH ALL OF THESE MEAT RIDERS NOT PRODUCING ANYTHING WORTHWHILE

Not sure why my boss got upset with me 🫵😠 YOU told me to put the fries in the bag, jackass How was I supposed to know you wanted them up your ass? 🫵😟 What do you mean I'm fired

YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON GLD BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Gov shut down so the books are gona get SUPER COOKED (BURNT) tomorrow with fake ass CPI being -999.999% with 50 TRILLION JOBS CREATED and groceries going down so much that they pay YOU to shop!

#STOP DOWNVOTING YOU COWARDS AND ACTUALLY COMMENT

# I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR IT BEARS, BUT WE'RE PUMPING STRAIGHT INTO NEW YEARS EVE FROM NOW ON 😎

ENGLISH. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

>INTEL CEO: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT THESE VAGUELY TAN, ALMOST MANGO COLORED LIPS? 

YOU CAN SEE IT NOW....GOT IN AT $8.33...600 SHARES...YOU NEED A LOAN

IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A "NANA" SHITPOST FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME AT LEAST MAKE IT IMAGINATIVE YOU FUCKING UNCULTURED LOW IQ ASS HEATHENS

THANK YOU PRESS <3

🥭 bought INTC. YOU REALLY THINK HE'D LET IT DRILL... Come.on Peeps... easiest trade ever.

LMAO “YOU FAKE NEWS“

YOU JUST KNOW THAT INTC MOVEMENT TODAY WAS INSIDERS ZERO SELLING PRESSURE 50k YOLO Jan ‘26 45c

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU . WOW SO GOOD SO GREAT SO SMART SO PROUD

BYND BAGGIES PLEASE POINT TO THE DOLL AND SHOW ME WHERE THE HEDGIES HURT YOU 🤣🫵🏻

SANTA CLAUSE RALLY STARTS TODAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

##IF YOU LIKED BEYOND AT $7+ YOU ARE GONNA LOVE IT AT $2.99

# AND THERE YOU HAVE IT # COMPLETE V SHAPED RECOVERY AND WENT EVEN HIGHER THAN AT ANY POINT YESTERDAY # BEST MARKET EVER!!! # TOO FUCKING EASY

BYND BAGGIES LMAO YOU DESERVE THIS

BERS YOU FUCKING RETARDS JUST BUY ALWAYS CALLS HOW DO YOU NEVER FUCKING LEARN

FK THESE SHORTERS. BUYBACK AT 10 YOU REGARD!

BYND passed the resistance of $3.34. Next stop $4.05. KEEP HOLDING AND BUY THE DIP! Tomorrow $8.00 Side note: QPUX before Mango speaks at 3. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

HOLD AND IF YOU HAVE MONEY BUY SOME FAKE MEAT

MANGO YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME TACO