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Slow ahh chat

my brother in christ, during the dotcom bubble collapse 75% of internet companies vanished. this is the same speculative investment as the internet was in 1995. “50 years” bro get yo ahh over to r/investing. TLDR: TQQQ 115C 2025-10-31

Ahh yes, my toaster is right where I left it. The bath tub.

Ahh so definitely yours

Ahh, I see why bol buy calls now, they actually make money. I’ll reschedule being a gey ber for next year. Xmas rally is on

This goofy ahh market ath again 🐐

Ahh yes Tesla has shit earnings: Pump it FUCKU

Ahh yes, back to the norm of shreking up at open. I missed this

Coin flip lookin ahh spy

Life is like playing dodgeball, but every ball is a type of gambling addiction. Crypto? Dodged. NFTs? Dodged. CS:GO skins? Narrowly avoided that one, phew 😮‍💨 Stonks? Ah shit, you got me. Ouch, ok you got me, that's enough. AHH STOP THROWING, YOU ALREADY GOT ME!

Ahh, I certainly had some misadventures this week. Who knew gold was in a bubble (just kidding, even I did and I had a nagging voice in my head telling me to sell all that fucking GDXU leveraged bullshit but the rate it was going up was just too tempting). Fear -> Greed -> Retardation -> Poverty -> Fear is the real indicator.

He going to show his gross ahh dih during earnings and we will get there

ahh yes tarrifs

Bum ahh aws didn’t let me trade all day. But also wasn’t able to do work today so yay

I will not re enter and throw away all gains. I will not re enter and throw away all gains. I will not re enter and throw away all gains. I will not re enter and throw away all gains. I will not re enter and throw away all gains. I will not re enter and thr..ahh fuck

ahh yes, today is the day when all my gains are officially gone. spectacular.

Ahh typical Friday. Pumps up after open before dumping about an hour or two later. Never fails

*Think fast think fast, what do I say to impress her?* **Ahh tung tung tung sahur?** *Fuck me, she left again...*

Ahh nvm gold back to its regularly scheduled pump

Ahh fuck. Gold making me think this actually may be the tipy top FFS.

Ahh yea, the currency that requires electricity to use. Electricity that requires cash. Fascinating technology.

ahh to be retarded enough to be bullish rn sounds nice

I bet your dum ahh actually believed it when he said he’d send a doge refund, tariff refund, when Tech CEO’s said they’d invest trillion’s, etc. It’s all just a scam kiddo

ahh theres that mag cover worthy neck

Lmao, we all know there’s no actual peace deal right? It’s just for show cus dum ahh wanted the Nobel peace prize 😂

Ahh the duality of man https://preview.redd.it/s3x2w3ggzhvf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831643f1141338046884ece24ad42a04b25bc12b

Random ahh dump

fuck your calls, fuck your puts ahh market

Ahh so we’re crab walking today. Fucking lame ass market

Ahh the cry of the 1st cycle bag holder.

Dam one of you clowns called it with that sus ahh bitcoin short. Mango posting on truth soc

boring ahh day might as well just watch tv

Ahh fuck I'm so nervous 

-Me going to bed with NVDA almost at 190 (ahh yes my calls shall work out perfect) -wakes up with NVDA at 183 *eternal pain noises*

Ahh should have closed my CAT puts on Friday…

Get this dementia ahh out of the office

Ahh trump you beautiful bastard

NVDA bulls sweating rn, Xi about to put u fools in your place 🤡 looking ahh

I can’t believe bro didn’t throw to first lmao That was a little league ahh finish

ahh okay i get it thank you

Ahh - that what i have been saying

"Ahh I'm late to gold!!" How can anyone think this when gold is under 10k and bitcoin is above 100k?

1929 shoe shiner ahh story

Ahh there comes the slump before the drop

Ahh man. That's a lot of stuff on things to consider maybe doing something without.

Ahh yes i recalled the days when SPY was even more volatile than a shit coin ETF. Remember the swings of 5% a day back in Apr-25? Pepperidges remembers..

Dxy tracker ahh market

Hopium ahh portfolio

ahh the good ol' catching the dagger manuever

Ahh my hometown company mentioned!