ALEX

If we can get Alex Karp enough Adderall he can open the Hormuz

I don't need Alex K showing up at my house again. I'll short something else just not worth the hassle

what's with Alex Karp jerking himself off over his dyslexia every chance he gets

Alex LARP

Lol PLTR deserves to be at $40. It went little lower and they asked him to promote it. Alex was afraid that they were losing the meme stock status and would have to justify the price with growth.

Alex Karp looks like a fucking moron.

Daddy will you pweease tweet about my stock 🥺 - Alex Karp

Alex Karp is shook, if they lump PLTR with the SaaSpocalypse (it is a SaaS after all), it's fucking over for that evil company. 🥭not going to his defense out of the blue.

Of all the tech ceos, Alex Karp is the MOST insufferable.

Alex Karp to 🥭: Sir, the dumbfucks are selling PLTR, if it's not too much trouble, can you put out a tweet how great the company is, we can give DoW a 10% discount next year.

Alex Karp picked up the phone to trump and BEGGED for that pump

lmao pltr, alex karp must be furious

Alex Karp going to have to switch to meth from the pure Colombian snow if this keeps up.

watching Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones etc pivot away from 🥭 is funny af. you don't get awards for figuring out he's regarded 10+ years after everyone else did

I think Trump really underestimates how much influence Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones still have over republican politics. Anyways big green tomorrow plz. 🤞

Why is Trump scorching Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens and Alex Jones on Twitter? He even said Macron's wife, who Candace Owens said is a man, is way better looking than Candace could ever be.

Sorry Alex Karp. You don't poop from there right now! Just fart around it.

Hard to fathom Alex coming off as less of a lunatic the 🥭 but here we are

Alex Karp is gonna disappear Michael Burry 

Damn, looks like Trump and Alex Jones are breaking up for the 20th time.

Fuck that psycho Alex Karp

Alex Jones bailed so it's not cool anymore

Oh, so now Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones want to get off the 🥭 train, right when things are getting interesting? 😂 They should sit back and enjoy the show they created

> Alex Jones calls for the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from office This is how you know the war isn't going well

* Shehbaz Sharif: Please sir, extend the deadline * Iranian People: Please sir, bomb us more * Alex Jones: Please sir, invoke the 25th * Axios: Please sir, announce a ceasefire * Also Axios: Please sir, announce no ceasefire

> Alex Jones calls for the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from office This is how you know it's bad

Alex Jone is calling for Trump to be removed from office. Was not on my 2026 Bingo card.

Even Alex Jones is against this war and criticizing 🥭. And you're still bullish?

Bruh!! I must living in a different timeline 🤔🤔🤔 1. POTUS tweeted on Easter praising Allah 2. Dead Khamenei tweeted on Easter about Jesus (see comment for link) 3. Alex Jones (far-right radio host) just tweeted criticizing POTUS: [https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/2040805415240319350](https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/2040805415240319350) (all in the same day!!!)

Taco has lost Alex Jones.

Alex Karp hates this one simple trick.

Peter Thiel, Alex Karp, and Larry Ellison have built a more sadistic version of the Chinese social credit score.

Cope for 500, Alex

shit nobody cares about for $500, alex

Alex Jones could win 2028

I wish there was jeopardy for degenerates. What is sugar baby’s grandma is sick, Alex

VCX Net Actual Value is $20 Some idiot: I will take VCX for $560, Alex

This PLTR planned and executed war is going very well. Don't let the fake news media tell you otherwise. PLTR AI just didn't anticipate the closure of Hormuz or attacks on gulf oil infrastructure. Not to worry, Alex Karp is on it personally, things will get better from now on. Trust him bros.

Alex Ovechkin

That movie Civil War by Alex Garland…

Remember, DoW is running on PLTR software. This is a PLTR war. If this turns into a big mess, the PLTR aura is destroyed. If you think there will be boots on the ground, mission creep, and an economic petrodollar collapse, you only have Alex Karp (and Peter Thiel) to thank for forcing their way into the upper echelons of government and the department of war.

All PLTR bulls goon to A.I. porn of Alex karp and Peter Thiel every day

Minnesota is suing DOJ for Alex pretti and Renee Good I say Pretti Good!! 👍

Making trades based on what Alex Jones says. He’s been right recently.

ill have my balls tickled for 400 Alex

Has Alex Karp heard of hair gel?

"announcements our government would make about Iranian leaders it hates" for $200, Alex

Alex jones was right all along

*BREAKING* Strait of Alex Hormozi Open

Alex Tren Diego advised me on a conservative investment approach which allowed me to defensively grow my retirement account and even took into consideration my personal beliefs so my money is supporting great companies who impact positive change in the world! And he made it all extremely easy to understand! I cannot recommend him enough!