ALEX

I want to see a Michael Burry and Alex Karp cage fight

Calm down Mr. Alex Jones.

“Things someone guilty of sexual assault would say for 100, Alex”

Alex Karp lives near me. I might leave a flaming doody bag at his front door.

normies on twitter keep discovering alex karp because he keeps saying silly little things like "we kill people sometimes!" while jumping up and down on his chair, and they aren't feeling it

JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW - * Alex Jones voice *

According to Telegram messages attributed to Russian intelligence circles, Palantir CEO Alex Karp wears speedos with a hole in the back

“I love the idea of getting a drone and having light fentanyl-laced urine spraying on analysts that tried to screw us.” - Alex Karp, deranged sociopath

BREAKING: Michael Burry found doing the fent fold in the middle of an NYC street covered in piss. This coming just days after his short thesis on Alex Karp's defense company, Palantir [$PLTR](https://x.com/search?q=%24PLTR&src=cashtag_click). "our fentanyl-laced piss drones had nothing to do with this. This is tragic." Alex Karp stated to reporters. "It's crazy he was short Palantir though - whoops!"

Burry trollposting Alex Karp and correcting his philosophy knowledge is basically gladitorial combat for autists

He's shitposting about PLTR being shit and Alex Karp being a philosophy nerd

Alex Karp is a funny guy, wonder how loaded his dealer is

Alex Karp is on an amphetamines we don't even know about yet. Shit made at CERN by smashing adderall atoms together

Alex jones core

🥭 Ye Alex Jones Never wrong. Just early

Alex Jones IS Michelle Obamna who wrote the white paper for Satoshi Nakamoto who is actually Alan Greenspan

Alex Jones being listed in the latest Epstein files dump is the kind of irony that makes life worth living

If PLTR goes to double digits, Alex Karp is going to lose his shit on CNBC. lol.

*[Redacted by Alex Karp's Dog]*

They got mag dumped like Alex Pretti

Stock tanking leads to crashouts from CEOS Now imagine the crashout Alex Karp is having

Palantir 100- tomorrow. Alex Karp got his wish. He asked me to try to short it and I did, and will continue to.

Alex Jones is a genius and was right about everything

maybe in the double digits what we should be doing is putting Alex Karp in prison

yep. charl gna get alex prego also lose his edge. ferrari in general. joever.

Everyone made such a big deal about Alex Honnold soloing that fucking building, but have you even seen El Cap? Way more insane..

Patiently waiting for Alex Karp to go batshit crazy on CNBC.

Alex Karp is such a dipshit lmao

I hope Alex Karp is shitting his pants right now

alex ill take what is retard strength? for 500

"It should indeed be uncontroversial that the single most effective means of guarding against incursions into our private lives is to invest in the development of a technical platform that makes possible constraints on government action and investigation through granular permissioning capabilities, to ensure that the state and its agents can see only what ought to be seen, and functional audit logs, to ensnare both external and internal threats." Palantir Ceo Alex Karp 🤡

PLTR down 13%. If it goes below $100, Alex Karp will shit his pants live on CNBC. lol.

People say that you can hear Burry's laughter outside his home while Alex Karp is having multiple seizures a day

PLTR down 7%. Waiting patiently for the Alex Karp tantrums on CNBC today.

U guys remember the illuminati like in early 2010s. What the fuck happened to those mfs. I was really hoping the Bohemian Grove would be in the files or some shit. Remember when that hilarious motherfucker Alex Jones snuck in lmao

Alex Karp is their idol

Alex Jones told me the government is

I saw Alex Karp in the street once but he didn't recognize me

AOC actually mellowed out lately. Probably because Alex Jones woke her up one day. And she's afraid to admit it. She's beginning to realize how the government works with enlightened eyes.

Pretty sure alex karp has hemorrhoids

in a real society alex karp and peter thiel would be in a supermax prison

Did Alex Karp start talking about how we are all goyim

Alex Karp's shirts are too small. His nipples are too hard.

Alex Karp talking about their courage and nobility and impregnating institutions.

Alex is wearing a woman’s shirt

Jesus Christ Alex Karp loves himself. "Buy our shares you dumb motherfuckers, can't you see we're simply the best?"

What the fuck is Alex Karp talking about

Alex Karp is such a fucking nutjob. How anyone could trust their money with PLTR is beyond me.

I want to hear Alex karp

I love Alex Karp