ALEX

JUST IN: Palantir's first employee and board member Alex Moore sells $4.1 Million of $PLTR shares. Lmao

In the long run the only winner in the PLTR story will be Alex Karps coke dealer lol.

Alex Karp ate every board members ass. One by one. Methodically

About to 3x my PLTR puts I got back in at .88 175p 11/4 after selling my 2x one earlier. Keep drilling. Alex Karp still looks like a cuck

Alex Karp definitely in the chat rn

I wonder if Alex Karp will do another interview today and say short sellers need to be placed in camps. lol

Alex Karp, also ate my ass

Never noticed how much of a cuck Alex Karp looks like

I'll take "things that don't actually happen" for 400 alex

Alex Karp need to man up and tank PLTR. He can just say it’s an overpriced platform filled with old AI boomer tech.

Alex karp interview seemed desperate, Jensen comments seemed to intentionally stoke fomo also desperate. Not a good look

Alex Karp is so mad at Michael Burry for shorting Palantir

so I watched Alex Karp interview on CNBC and the dude sounded like he was on crack no wonder the stock price got so high

Alex Karp said they are "shorting one of the great businesses of the world." He also said: "Honestly, I think what is going on here is market manipulation". I want PLTR to drill to Earth's core so this smug delusional cunt can go back to redundancy.

Holy shit just watched the Alex Karp interview. What a batshit crazy CEO who thinks valuations don't matter...

Can we get Alex Karp back to CNBC tomorrow morning? I want to see what he says when PLTR is down 10% tomorrow morning 🙏

Apparently Peter Thiel is furious at Alex Karp for fucking up the earnings release and as punishment isn't using any lube tonight when he pounds his ass.

Palantards gonna discover the Palanturd with a side of Alex Shart

I swear Alex Karp is the stupidest CEO alive

Alex Karp and Palmer Luckey should get married

I don’t mind if I lose everything as long as Alex bitchboy Karp and Elon littleshit Musk go to $50/share. If those fucks keep winning i deserve more for my retardation 

When Alex Karp and his pube head gloat about "lethal technologies", they're thinking about the damage done to indexes when PLTR blows up

# ALEX KARP OR MICHEAL BURRY?? WHICH ONE DO YOU PICK?

Anyone watch that douchebag Alex Karp gleefully brag about PLTR stock price on that earnings call yesterday? What a fucking psychopath... PLTR is a $50 stock, at most. I am with Michael Burry on this one!

Alex Karp calling short sellers manipulation is the funniest shit ever LMAO

I just head someone say Alex Karp is like Elon Musk without the charisma and it made me laugh lolol

Alex Karp, Palantir’s CEO, accuses **electricity** for his disheveled hair

Todays open was just market pricing in Alex Karp's hair.

Alex Karp calling Burry crazy was 😮‍💨👌

Alex Karp on CNBC basically told Burry to prepare anoos 🐻🫣😂

Alex Karp winter ski trip funding secured

alex the ghey fish karp kreshed the market

It's funny watching Alex Karp be a whiny baby about Burry's short position.

Alex karp try to say something other than ontology for a minute challenge: impossible edition

Alex Karp on CNBC crying like a bitch that Michael Burry shorted his shit company lol

Alex Karp getting pissed that Michael burry is betting that shit is going to tank 😂😂😂

Alex Karp on CNBC was ... something. I had no idea PLTR was the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ.

Alex Krap

Alex Karp for president

Alex Karp always reminds me of Trey Parker 

Alex Karp: I am not the only freak out there I am just more open about it. Yes he said that 😂

Alex Karp is very angry his piece of shit company is a piece of shit company.

Alex Karp needs a Zoloft stat.

Alex Shart

Bro Alex Karp is based. He’s going fucking off on CNBC

Alex Karp is the reason why the US needs military conscription.

Alex Shart PLTR CEO

Alex Karp needs some Xanax

Alex Karp’s adderall prescription could probably kill several elephants

Alex Karp just said “shit” on TV😂