ALEX

Why didn't you text me to wake up early today to listen to Alex Karp on CNBC 🫵😠

Alex Karp is the new plunge protection team.

alex karp is really just speaking to himself on cnbc🤣🤣

"experts are idiots, mouth breathing retards on WSB know what their doing" -Alex Crap

Alex Karp gotta be the most insufferable incel

Lmao Alex Karp think PLTR is one of the great businesses in the world

Alex Karp has gone full douche bag.

Alex Karp said he is making the bers poorer.

If Alex Karp shaved his head, I think he would be taken more seriously.

Alex Karp is like if George Orwell created the worst thing he could imagine

my favorite part of the PLTR earnings call is when Alex Karp comes out talking all this shit like he isnt some weirdo lunatic zionist cuck

AI Military CIA Surveillance Alex Karp Fuck your fundamentals

“OpenAI announced that Alex Karp is indeed a gay fish. Stock down 5% After hours” - Fox News

I got you - on the earnings call, Leeroy Jenkins came out and said the CEO Alex Karp is a gay fish. Michael Burry was also in attendance and acknowledged this and said “fuck yo couch Ye”

I still can’t believe Alex Karp really said the n word that many times on the call

Peter Thiel and Alex Karp are like Bond villains with worse tech

Wtf is a palntirian?!!! Alex you’re crazy

Who is Alex Karps barber ? wtf dude how do you let that man leave the chair

Alex Kern is coming on that earnings call to remove his humanoid face mask and show us his robotic ai webbing brain

Historically how has Alex Karpp managed earning calls? Is he gonna say some shit to moon the stock?

PLTR will moon again when Alex lays the zingers on the mic.

Not nearly as much as I hate Alex Karp

Alex Karp looks so fucking weird. The closest way i can describe him is the dirty bum wojak picture but with aristocrats in Hunger Games aesthetic.

stfu alex

anyone see Zuk spar with Alex Pereira the day after Meta earnings. Thats all I needed to buy calls

Alex Karp of Palantir is the eccentric CEO that actually delivers Elon Musk of Tesla is the eccentric CEO who's business sucks lmao 🤏🤌

I just like listening to the Palantir earnings calls because Alex Karp just shits on the haters as woke neanderthals lol 🧌

Hmmmmm how do I have hair like Alex Karp at 58 years old 🤔

MSFT down because it owns too much OpenAI…. I’ll take “obvious reversals by noon tomorrow” for $500, Alex.

Can't wait for the Alex Gibney Nvidia documentary once the AI bubble pops and takes everything down with it. Call it "House of Graphic Cards"

Bers: I need to call Alex Jones and explain a market crash now!

Alex Karp is overdosing on the Koolaid

alex karp aka Junkrat is a fuckin weirdo

Michael Steinberger is releasing a book on Alex Karp and PLTR the day after their earnings release lol. That will be a perfect catalyst for a sell off especially as the rally hits the 1 year mark.

While we wait for markets to open take a moment to reflect that Alex Karp lives in isolation, reportedly has no cell phone, a 24/7 security detail, white-noise devices installed on his office windows to block laser based eavesdropping and it was recently revealed that Palantir has propietary software which can link basically everything ever posted on the internet (even if deleted a second later) to your own personal profile. Have a happy weekend!

Depends on the fight. Had Oliveria submission, Alex Periria Ko, and I had Merab over on rounds recently. Just depends on the fight and each fighters style. Way more predictable and entertaining for me personally.

i’ll take obvious manipulation for $500, alex

member when Alex Karp bought gold for $50.7M in 2021 held for 2 years and paper-handed for $51.1M, $400,000 profit

Alex Karpp in the Epstein files😬

Where is Alex steele? I cant stay hard watching Bloomberg without her.

While you are posting here about your PLTR profits take a moment to reflect that Alex Karp lives in isolation, reportedly has no cell phone, a 24/7 security detail and even had white-noise devices installed on his office windows to block laser based eavesdropping.

Alex Karp is the most famous german. This statement is sponsored by Palantir.

I'll buy another vowel Alex, a W

I'll buy a vowel Alex, a V

ill take things that never happened for 200 alex

What do gay horses eat for $500, Alex

The Zuck just cursed Poaton Alex Pereira