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THEY ARE COOKING THE ASTRONAUTS

Tesla: no cheaper commuter car. The children yearn for the cybertruck! Oh... Tesla: GREAT NEWS, WE'RE EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE BUILDING A CHEAPER COMMUTER CAR! plz don't tease Optimus.

REPEAT AFTER ME. SOFTWARE IS NOT REAL, ITS JUST TEXT. NOBODY EVER BECAME A BILLIONAIRE WRITING A BOOK. SAAS COMPANIES ARE OVERVALUED BY THE BILLIONS. SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT EVERY POP ThIS IS A GENERATIONAL OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE MILLIONS ON THE DEMISE OF SAAS

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"DAD MY PLTR CALLS ARE DOWN -50% WILL YOU POST A TRUTH AND SAVE MY CALLS" - BARRON

#WE ARE THE HOTTEST COUNTRY (With inflation)

PUTS ARE SO STRESSFUL IDK HOW BERS DO IT

>TRUMP: ONLY REASON IRANIANS ARE ALIVE TODAY IS TO NEGOTIATE This dude can't fucking shut up for one fucking minute.

*TRUMP PREPARING MILITARY IF IRAN FAILS TO COMPLY IN TALKS: NYP *TRUMP SAYS WARSHIPS ARE BEING RELOADED IN CASE TALKS FAIL: NYP

*TRUMP PREPARING MILITARY IF IRAN FAILS TO COMPLY IN TALKS: NYP *TRUMP SAYS WARSHIPS ARE BEING RELOADED IN CASE TALKS FAIL: NYP *NYP CITES FRIDAY INTERVIEW WITH TRUMP

TAKE PROFIT BULLS AND LEAVE THE CRUMBS FOR US BEARS!!! WE ARE STARVING!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHY ITS NOT CRESHING? BC U STOOPID BEARS ARE SAYING IT WILL CRESH. OMEGA LELLLLL

HOW ARE WE GREEN AGAIN? LOVE IT

THE MARKET CANNOT GO DOWN. THE SOONER YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE SONER YOU ARE GOING TO BE RICH

HAHA BERS ARE FKEEDDDD

NUMBERS ARE NOT COOKED

WE ARE TH LOVESICK GIRLLLLLL

BIGGEST ENERGY CRISIS IN HISTORY AND YOU ARE BUYING PUTS LMAO

SAAR VHY ARE YOU GREN SAAR

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YOOO MY $LITE BAGS ARE RESCUED 🤑🤑

WE ARE ALL GOING TO HE RICH! (not ber)

ANTHROPIC ABOUT TO BANKRUPT ALL SAAS STOCKS. SHORT SHORT SHORT. KICK THEM WhILE THEY ARE DOWN, STAB (THESE SAAS STOCKS) A COUPLE TIMES FOR GOOD MEASURE AND PUSH THEM DOWN THE MOUNTAIN INTO THE SHARK INVESTED OCEAN

BERS are doing a VERY poor job, dishonorable some would say, at not making money and being STUPID GHEY LOSERS!!! That is not the agreement we have! They used to be not ghey stupid losers, when they used to agree with me, BUT NOW THEY ARE IRRELEVANT LOSERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

TRUMP: IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW why is the lunatic pretending that he doesn't know whether Iran is charging fees or not

🥭 : IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW Ok so that deal was fake then. Yet we still at 680 😒

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OFFICER I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, MY POSITIONS ARE PUBLIC AND DOWN 73%. You cannot arrest a man who has already lost everything. I am JUDGMENT PROOF. My net worth is a Wendy's application and 47 worthless SPY put contracts expiring in 4 minutes. Take me in. Three meals a day and a cot sounds like a MASSIVE upgrade from watching theta decay in real time. Also this is NOT financial advice it is EMOTIONAL DAMAGE shared freely among consenting regards. Positions: 🚀📉💀

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WHY THE FRICK ARE TOILET HOLES NOT BIGGER?! 😭

# MODS, WHY ARE YOU GAY?

LMAOO ISRAEL IS STRIKING LEBANON AGAIN AND WE ARE STILL GREEN. THE BURGER REICH MANUFACTURING 401K’s BECAUSE IF THE MARKET FALLS SPY WILL NEVER RETURN TO THESE LEVELS FOR A DECADE

NETANYAHU: WE ARE CONTINUING TO STRIKE HEZBOLLAH WITH FORCE; WE ARE CONTINUING TO STRIKE HEZBOLLAH WITH FORCE so what ceasefire?

# WE ARE ALMOST BACK AT ATH. # JUST TAKE A FEW SECONDS AND LET THAT SINK IN. # THE MARKET HAS BECOME TRULY INVINCIBLE.

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🦍💎 AMC GOING BRRRRRR 💎🦍 HOLY SHIT APES ITS HAPPENING!!!! 🚀🚀🚀 AMC TO THE MOON 📈 AMC closed at $1.33 yesterday and we been going up 4 days straight and up 25% in 2 weeks !!! HEDGIES R FUK!!! EASTER WAS EPIC 🐰 6 MILLION people went to AMC and Super Mario made $372 MILLION !! 70% MORE than last year !! Best weekend EVER!! SHORTS ARE TRAPPED 🩳💀 124.88 MILLION shares short which is 24.45% of the float with 2.79 days to cover !! They keep shorting more like idiots!! SQUEEZE INCOMING!! CHARTS SAY MOON 📊 BUY signal hit March 27th and we up 34.99% since then !! Wall Street says $1.72 target but some say $3.00 !! WE WINNING ✅ ✅ 4 green days✅ Record Easter✅ 24% shorts trapped✅ Summer movies coming✅ AA our king I AINT SELLING!! HODL TILL MOON!! 💎🙌 APES TOGETHER STRONG!! 🦍🦍🦍 not financial advice i eat crayons for breakfast lunch and dinner Current price: $1.33Target: AMC TO $100!! AMC TO $1000!! AMC TO PLUTO!!! 🚀​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

WHY ARE WE YELLING TODAY?

PRAISE BE ALLAH - MY PUTS ARE SAVED

Today was one of those euphoric max leverage option days with a blow out green dildo. Perfect exit. THESE ARE THE DAYS I LIVE FOR. I love you boys, pleasure serving with you🤝

Market retraces 1 point down, Bers: WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Mods are sleeping #MODS ARE GAY

AH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME AGAIN. THERES TWO AND THEY ARE THREATENING TO SMASH MY HEAD AGAINST THE KEYBOAJGDSGJJJSWETYUYGFDDXCVNMJOOOKDDDFGVGBBHHHN

# HOW ARE YOUR PUTS DOING YOU FUCKS

# WHY ARE MODS BEING SUCH BUNDLES OF STICKS?

# HOW ARE YOUR PUTS DOING YOU FUCKS

BREAKING REPORTS THERE ARE STILL BERS IN THE WATER!!! DONT GO INTO THE STRAIT!!!

BERS DENY ANY CLAIMS OF CEASE FIRE UNTIL DEMANDS ARE MET

HOW ARE WE MAKING NEW HIGHS RIGHT NOW