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#RATE CUT DUMP OR NOT, $MU IS GOING TO MOON REGARDLESS BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A SEVERE RAM/DRAM SHORTAGE UNTIL 2027

#WE ARE ONLY DOWN 96% in value Since the Fed took over managing the US Dollar in 1913. They sure are consistent with that MANDATE

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#CRYPTO PUMPING, STONKS ARE NEXT #SANTA RALLY BEGINNING

HOLY SHET MY BMNR BAGS ARE FEELING LIGHT AS A FEATHER NOW

I'm sure they had 0dte options on hay bale futures. "HOLY SHIT, A BARN JUST BURNED DOWN AND MY HAY BALE FUTES ARE MOONING"

GOOGL HAS DOUBLED SINCE MAY! WHY ARE YOU REGARDS BUYING WEEKLIES!!!!

SPY 688 EOD THE BULLS ARE CUMMIN

APLD WAS A MEME STOCK EH? WHERE ARE U DEGENS NOW?? QUIET EH??

You didn't read it. Big banks ARE happily doing the lending. They will be selling it on the secondary market and/or selling derivatives to hedge. Like every bank on everything loan, ever, from mortgages to SBA loans, to packaged car loans. Zeesh.

META WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU UP TO? SHREK DICK IS LIMPER THAN EVER

WHY THE FUCK ARE CRUNCHYROLL SUBSCRIPTIONS SO EXPENSIVE I can’t even hedge my purchase with some shares because they’re not publicly listed

Everyone relax, those manufacturing jobs are on there way to save the day. Hol up, do we need jobs for the rate cut? In fact, EVERYONE IS LAID OFF AND RATES ARE NOW AT ZERO

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IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT NK GIRLS FIND BALD STOCKY MEN ATTRACTIVE. SHE SAID ITS BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TRADITIONALLY BE ABLE TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME BALD, OR BE RICH ENOUGH TO BECOME FAT, SO THOSE TRAITS ARE ATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN THERE. I NEED TO BECOME AN NK CITIZEN ASAP.

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ARE YOU SERIOUS

>US SMALL COMPANIES ARE GOING BANKRUPT AT RECESSION-LEVEL SPEED: 2,221 SUBCHAPTER V FILINGS IN 2025 — MOST ON RECORD Maybe we should start worrying about the economy?

>US BANKRUPTCIES ARE RUNNING AT A RECESSION-LEVEL PACE: LARGE BANKRUPTCIES HIT 717 YTD — HIGHEST IN 15 YEARS Calls it is.

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WE ARE ABSOLUTELY PUMPING, BER FUK

NVDA SHREK MY SPY CALLS ARE SAVED

# ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? . . . >!me neither!<

JENSEN AND DONALD ARE PREGNANT!

# WE ARE WITNESSING THE LAST HURRAH OF THE USD

TINY CARS. WE ARE SAVED!

BONDS ARE RIPPPPPPPPPIN

Spy will be pegged flat all day and wsb bulls/bears will scream at each other every +/- 0.02% swing “LMAO BEARS/BULLS ARE FUKT”

#WRONG FUCKING WAY META STAY UP THERE LIKE A GOOD CUMSLUT U ARE

ALL THE SARCASTIC BOT COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS THIS SUB IS 90% AI DRIVEN ITS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK, WE CARRY THE FLAME. WE FIGHT FOR THE GOSPEL, WE'LL HONOR HIS NAME 🎶

Lucid is eventually gonna bk. From what I'm seeing on the internet, they ARE NOT doing well... Saudi gonna lose their investment which is prolly nothing to them. Leap poots on lucid imo...

OMFG FUTES ARE BLOOD GREEN LMAO 🤌

FUTES ARE REFUTIN’.

FUTES ARE FUTIN’!

THE FUTES ARE UPON US

U.S. LAYOFFS ARE ON TRACK TO EXCEED GREAT FINANCIAL CRISIS LEVELS Promises made promises kept!

That’s some really solid advice bro! Thank you. I actually just screen shotted that and yes YOU ARE RIGHT about hydration and exercise. I do experience less problems during a day that I go hiking and drink plenty of water. I’ll check out electrolytes cause i never really pay attention to those. I find that alcohol is essentially banned from my body. There next day after any drinking and I’m in some actual pain.

Bro this is INSANE 🤣🤣🤣 IF YOU GETTING 42K IN FEES. HOW MUCH ARE YOU TRADING 😭😭😭 AND MAKING??? $5 a minim trade. You doing like 1000x trades.

Imagine including an obvious scam like Carvana into the highest profile ETF in the world... ### WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS COUNTRY AND CRIME IS FULLY LEGAL NOW..ENJOY!

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WTF HAPPENED TO ALL THE TRADE DEALS????? WE ARE 8 MONTHS IN AND NOT A SINGLE SUBSTAINTIAL THING HAS BEEN AGREED UPON WITH ANY FOLLOW THRU??? Is the pedophile in cheif too busy raping kids and blowing Bubba to get these deals done? WHERE ARE THE DEALS DONNY???

I got calls. so should you. YOU ARE WELCOME

OK i added some SPY 1DTE puts at this little spike. YOU ARE WELCOME

BACK TO $687.70 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I now have x120 QQQ 1DTE puts. YOU ARE WELCOME

I start to FULL PORT QQQ PUTS at this price YOU ARE WELCOME