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As someone with a bearish position right now, all I have to say is... ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH SPY ARE HEREBY TERMINATED

WHERE ARE THE BAGHOLDERS FOR BYND. FUCKERS SPAMMED THAT SHIT FOR DAYS. I DEMAND LOSS PORN

#BREAKING: BERS AND 🤡S ANNOUNCE A HISTORIC PARTNERSHIP. NO MONEY IS INVOLVED BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL BROKE.

>**BREAKING NEWS**: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION >https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625 (chinese)

THE SEC IS OUT TO GET ME. THEY SAW MY STOP LOSS AND WANTED ME TO BLOW MY ACCOUNT OF $500. THEY ARE PERSONALLY TARGETING ME!!!

#BEARS ARE RETARDED, LMAO

AMD BERS ARE SO FKING SMART LMAO 🤌

BERS YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS WHERE ARE YOUUUU

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🐴 WE ARE AT THE RACE TRACK 🐎

Bers. Waste some more premiums so we can have a 2% day. This is your market. You pay for it. #ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

BERS WHERE ARE YOUUUU

HE TWEETED AND SAID STOCKS ARE THE STRONGEST EVER

BERS ARE FUCKED!

>**BREAKING: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION** https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625 (chinese)

Oh man those numbers ARE cooked. I thought folks were kidding.

YOU 🫵 ARE GOING TO LOSE ON YOUR PUTS AND YOU 🫵 WILL CRY AND BLAME IT ON A COOKED CPI

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>**BREAKING: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION** https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625

YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON GLD BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

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HYPERSCALERS ARE BACK MY 니가S

"BEARS ARE FUCKED!!!!" - Barron

SO ARE WE GETTING REFUNDS FOR GAMES WE BET ON WHERE ROZIER PLAYED? HUH? HUH?????????

##IF YOU LIKED BEYOND AT $7+ YOU ARE GONNA LOVE IT AT $2.99

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MY MEAT MATES ARE ON THE WAY TO PICK ME UP

BYE LOSERS WHO ARE WACTHING BYND AND NOT BUYING!

MANGO YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME TACO

GLD goes to ath before eow WE ARE STILL EARLY

ALL IN SPY NEVER SELL UNTIL SHORTS ARE BANKRUPT APE TOGETHER STRONG

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>ELON: WE ARE GOING TO BE USING GROK TO AUDIT ALL TESLA FINANCIALS GOING FORWARD. ELIMINATING EXTERNAL AUDITORS WILL DECREASE OUR COSTS AND SET US UP FOR LONG-TERM SUCCESS.

THESE ARE JOE BIDENS TESLUR EARNINGS

SELLERS ARE EXHAUSTED NOW IS OUR CHANCE BOLS

TEAM, HOW ARE WE FEELING? !!!

IF YOU ARE EVER HAVING A BAD DAY JUST REMEMBER THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT RGTI and QBTS OVER $40