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WHO ARE YOU CALLING DEGENERATE BUDDY

HELLO GOOGL!? ARE YOU OK!?

I HOPE YOUR POOTS ARE COOKED

CHTGPT 5.2 just dropped and told me BEARS ARE FUKED.

LOL LULU. THANK FUCK THEY ARE GETTING RID OF THE CEO.

Spx all time high closing price. WE ARE FUCKING BACK BITCHES

WHAT ARE WE DOING 688 680 690!?!?!?

#🫲🏻ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED🫱🏻

Once again I am saying: if you aren't full porting into $GOOGL right now you are a certified regard. Imagine not buying stock of a company that runs the internet, owns DeepMind, YouTube, has mapped the entire world, owns major stakes in Anthropic and SpaceX, Google cloud, ANDROID, builds their own AI chips, are the only company to achieve genuine self-driving cars and the only company to have meaningfully furthered the path of quantum computing. 5 employees WHO CURRENTLY WORK THERE ARE NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS. Google could reach 3x its value in the next 10 years. I've been holding 15000 shares @ $67 and have not sold a cent.

If you aren't full porting into $GOOGL right now you are a certified regard. Imagine not buying stock of a company that runs the internet, owns DeepMind, YouTube, has mapped the entire world, owns major stakes in Anthropic and SpaceX, Google cloud, ANDROID, builds their own AI chips, are the only company to achieve genuine self-driving cars and the only company to have meaningfully furthered the path of quantum computing. 5 employees WHO CURRENTLY WORK THERE ARE NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS. Google could reach 3x its value in the next 10 years. I've been holding 15000 shares @ $67 and have not sold a cent.

BUY THE FUCKING DIP!! WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER!! YOU ARE IN CASINO REMEMBER!?!?

# I don’t think I’ve seen shittier charts than this… WE ARE COOKED

LULU CALLS. PE 12. THEIR PRODUCTS ARE HIGH QUALITY.

"WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK" lol front page posts aging badly as expected

WHY ARE WE PUMPING WTF??? 😂😂😂

GPUS WIN: Your power bill goes up 40% and your house's water pressure drops like it got a kidney stone so that Silicon Valley VC pricks can make bank and steal your jobs TPUS WIN: Cheap, efficient AI for everybody, America and the whole world wins, GOOGL + POET + LWLG have a baby and everybody's rich. Deepseek cures cancer NVDA GANG ARE THE VILLAINS. BUY GOOGL

$AMZN..... WHY ARE YOU GREEN???

#WHO ARE YOU

PLTR WHAT ARE U DOING

#RATE CUT DUMP OR NOT, $MU IS GOING TO MOON REGARDLESS BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A SEVERE RAM/DRAM SHORTAGE UNTIL 2027

#WE ARE ONLY DOWN 96% in value Since the Fed took over managing the US Dollar in 1913. They sure are consistent with that MANDATE

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#CRYPTO PUMPING, STONKS ARE NEXT #SANTA RALLY BEGINNING

HOLY SHET MY BMNR BAGS ARE FEELING LIGHT AS A FEATHER NOW

I'm sure they had 0dte options on hay bale futures. "HOLY SHIT, A BARN JUST BURNED DOWN AND MY HAY BALE FUTES ARE MOONING"

GOOGL HAS DOUBLED SINCE MAY! WHY ARE YOU REGARDS BUYING WEEKLIES!!!!

SPY 688 EOD THE BULLS ARE CUMMIN

APLD WAS A MEME STOCK EH? WHERE ARE U DEGENS NOW?? QUIET EH??

You didn't read it. Big banks ARE happily doing the lending. They will be selling it on the secondary market and/or selling derivatives to hedge. Like every bank on everything loan, ever, from mortgages to SBA loans, to packaged car loans. Zeesh.

META WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU UP TO? SHREK DICK IS LIMPER THAN EVER

WHY THE FUCK ARE CRUNCHYROLL SUBSCRIPTIONS SO EXPENSIVE I can’t even hedge my purchase with some shares because they’re not publicly listed

Everyone relax, those manufacturing jobs are on there way to save the day. Hol up, do we need jobs for the rate cut? In fact, EVERYONE IS LAID OFF AND RATES ARE NOW AT ZERO

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IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT NK GIRLS FIND BALD STOCKY MEN ATTRACTIVE. SHE SAID ITS BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TRADITIONALLY BE ABLE TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME BALD, OR BE RICH ENOUGH TO BECOME FAT, SO THOSE TRAITS ARE ATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN THERE. I NEED TO BECOME AN NK CITIZEN ASAP.

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ARE YOU SERIOUS

>US SMALL COMPANIES ARE GOING BANKRUPT AT RECESSION-LEVEL SPEED: 2,221 SUBCHAPTER V FILINGS IN 2025 — MOST ON RECORD Maybe we should start worrying about the economy?

>US BANKRUPTCIES ARE RUNNING AT A RECESSION-LEVEL PACE: LARGE BANKRUPTCIES HIT 717 YTD — HIGHEST IN 15 YEARS Calls it is.

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WE ARE ABSOLUTELY PUMPING, BER FUK

NVDA SHREK MY SPY CALLS ARE SAVED

# ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? . . . >!me neither!<

JENSEN AND DONALD ARE PREGNANT!

# WE ARE WITNESSING THE LAST HURRAH OF THE USD

TINY CARS. WE ARE SAVED!

BONDS ARE RIPPPPPPPPPIN

Spy will be pegged flat all day and wsb bulls/bears will scream at each other every +/- 0.02% swing “LMAO BEARS/BULLS ARE FUKT”