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OIL REFINERIES ARE BLOWING UP EVERYWHERE. I GUESS TOMORROW WILL BE GREEN.

AT SOME POINT THOSE 40,000 SAILORS STRANDED IN THE STRAIT ARE GONNA NEED FOOD PROVISIONS. MONGO SHOULD AT LEAST AIRDROP SOME McCHICKEN SANDWICHES AND DIET COKES.

BEARS ARE IN TOTAL CONTROL.

THE BEST OF US ARE IN THIS ROOM

BUY SIGNAL THE 🥭 SAYS THINGS ARE GOOD

LET IT BE KNOWN OIL BEARS ARE RETARDED

WE ARE LIVE

MY CALLS ARE FUCKED!!!!!!

🥭: WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL ALL GAINS ARE LIBERATED

WE ARE 2% OF ATH WHAT MEDS ARE TAKING LMFAO.

MAMA HELP ME, THIS GHEY BERS ARE TOUCHING MY ASSHOLEEEE 🫩

BONDS YIPPING, I REPEAT, BONDS ARE GETTING YIPPY

ARE WE GREAT YET LMAO

NVDA 0.01% green 😎 Random WSB user - WE ARE SOOO BACK !!!!!

The World Health Organization is preparing for a potential nuclear emergency if the conflict involving Iran continues to escalate. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MY WITH WE ARE DUMPING TO 6000

WE ARE LITERALLY AT WAR !!!!! OIL IS GOING UP !!!! NO SUPPORT FROM DADDY POWELL ! STONK CRASHING !!! RANDOM WSB USER - CALLS !!!!!!!!!

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I hope jpow reads wsb - I LOVE YOU JEROME YOU ARE THE LAST ADULT IN THE ROOM 💞💞💞

ARE YOU FOR REAL LMFAO

OH MY GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY LOOK AT MY DXY BULLS YOU ARE SOOO FUCKED 😂😂😂😂🌈🐻⏰️

THE BEARS ARE BACK THE BEARS ARE BACK

BUY THE DIP RETARDS WE ARE AMERICA 

THEY ARE POOR I DONT CARE - JPOW

“TARIFFS ARE PAID BY CONSUMERS”

DRILL TEAM SIX YOU ARE CLEAR TO ENGAGE

#IRANIAN THETA MISSILES ARE LETHAL

RUSSIA'S NOVAK: WE ARE CURRENTLY WITNESSING THE WORST ENERGY CRISIS IN THE LAST 40 YEARS - TASS crude up 1% lmao[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2034305020880138552)

IMAGINE SHORTING MICRON THINKING YOU ARE BIG BRAINED............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE ARE LOSING SO MUCH WE ARE GETTING TIRED MR PRESIDENT

> OIL PRICES ARE ALREADY AT $150 A BARREL IN THE PERSIAN GULF > Oil from the Persian Gulf is hitting $150+ a barrel as strikes on Iran’s South Pars gas field stoke fears of retaliation. Brent and WTI remain near $108 due to U.S. and European reserves, but Dubai and Oman benchmarks show the Middle East energy crisis is severe. Strait of Hormuz traffic stays below 10% of normal.

MY PUTS ARE PRINTING FUCK YOU BOLS FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

PUTS ARE NOT CHEAP

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ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET?

WE ARE GOING TO THE 🅱️ROMISED LAND TODAY

WHERE ARE MY PUTS HOLDERS AT!!! WHAT A COMEBACK !!! We making that $$$$$ !!!!!

It’s funny. When things look bad, but aren’t yet bad, the fed tends to talk very hawkish and scare markets. But when things axruallly ARE bad, like Covid, like today, they will lie all day to keep panic down, even if their actions say otherwise. I expect the Fed to say they don’t like the energy situation, but that it should be transitory! Then 5 years later; when oil prices haven’t moved down, they will still be saying it’s transitory.

HIMS SHORTS ARE FUCKED NEXT WEEK TO THE MOOOOOONNNNN

Venezuela won LMFAO WHAT ARE WE DOING

OIL IS BLOCKED AND MARKET GOES UP 3 DAYS IN A ROW??? YALL ARE FUCKING REGARDS EVERYONE KEEPS FALLING FOR 🥭 BS MANIPULATION STATEMENTS THAT DONT MEAN SHIT. GO OUTSIDE LOOK AT THE GAS PRICES AND TELL ME HOW THE SITUATION IS GOOD ENOUGH TO GO UP 3 DAYS IN A ROW!!! PEOPLE ARE GETTING BOMBED BY A BLACK OPS 2 SWARM KILLSTREAK .

WHERE DAFUQ ARE THE US NAVY SEALS? WE SPEND BILLIONS TO TRAIN THEM FOR JUST THIS SITUATION. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT SEA MINES FOR BREAKFAST. OIL $300

IRAN JUST SAID MONGO HAD HIS CHANCE. STRAITS ARE NOW PERMANENTLY CLOSED. NO COMING BACK. OIL $300

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😳 you realize you ***ARE*** the open interest

spy isn't moving and this train was 30 min late and ALL THREE BATHROOMS ARE OUT OF FUCKING ORDER

ARE WE MAKING SHIT LOADS OF MONIEZ TODAY FRENS

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