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WE ARE LIVING IN TACO HELL

Decided to walk away from my computer and see my shares down $25k in a single day. This is absolutely wild. THESE ARE SHARES not options wtf

lmao at the white house tweet WE ARE SO BACK 🤡

WHAT ARE TOU DOING STEP SPPPPYYYY 😩

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SELL A DOLLAR PUMP OFF IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU ARE DOWN 1% ALREADY

holy fuck spy YOU ARE DOWN 1% CAN YOU FIND ANY SUPPORT AT ALL

# BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE CLARIFIES WON'T BE RELEASING OCT CPI AND JOBS REPORT "BECAUSE THE NUMBERS ARE ZERO. NO INFLATION. NO JOB LOSSES. SO NO REPORT." 🚀🚀🚀

I warned you all, QUANTUM COMPANIES ARE A SCAM. If you want exposure to the tech but google or IBM. SHORT RIGETTI IONQ D-WAVE

OH MY GAWD WE ARE SO FUCKED. \-Warren Buffett

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MASSIVE DUMP COMING SINCE ALL BEARS ARE EXTINCT

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WE ARE FUCKED

Good morning! \* looks at the trust me bro data "WE ARE ALL GOOD!"

THEY ARE EATING MY CALLS

#### WHY ARE **FUTES** CRASHING CHAT 🚨

BTC RIPPIN' (+0.68%) WE ARE SO BACK

OK ITS FUCKING TIIIIIIIIIIIIME - DEBATES ARE OVERRRR

THEY ARE VOTING

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##WE ARE CLIFFARDING

repeat after me: >!FUTURES ARE NOT REAL!<

FUTES ARE FAKE FUTES ARE FAKE FUTES ARE FAKE FUTES ARE FAKE ITS GONNA BE OKAY ITS GONNA BE OKAY ITS GONNA BE OKAY RED BY NIGHT GREEN BY MORNING RED BY NIGHT GREEN BY MORNING TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY

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# FIRST, THEY DIDN'T RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING # NOW, THEY SAY OCTOBER JOBS AND CPI REPORTS ARE LIKELY NEVER TO BE RELEASED

DOTCOM CSCO BAG HOLDERS YOU ARE NOW FREE FROM THE SHACKLES

THEY ARE DOWNVOTING ME BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO MANIFEST A BETTER MARKET

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

# ORCL DOWN 35% FROM THE HIGH. # GENTS, WE ARE WITNESSING A BLOOD BATH. # TLDR: FUCK YOU BER

WE ARE LIVE, 688 EOD

GLD- Infinite value WE ARE STILL EARLY

# 😭 I AM NOT AWARE IF DR.BURRY SHORTS MY STOCKS TOO??????? WHY ARE THEY DOWN SO MUCH ON NO NEWS????????? PORT AT ALL TIME LOW NOW

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

# TRILLIONS IN SPENDING FOR UNPROFITABLE BUSINESS SEGMENTS. YOU TRULY MUST BE COMPLETELY DUMB TO BUY ANY MAG7 STOCKS. # IF YOU ARE HOLDING --> CASH THE FUCK OUT.

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 if you guys stream golden and cheer a little bit we’d hit new highs way sooner

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

Mag 7 is now the mag 3 $GOOGL $GOOG $NVDA THATS IT YOU ARE WELCOME

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#GAWD DAMN IT'S SO COLD MY SUNKEN NIPPLES ARE SHOWING UP 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

I THINK THIS DIDDY BLUD IS BURRY. I THINK THIS DIDDY BLUD IS ACKMAN… I THINK WE ARE GONNA TURN HIM INTO MARGIN TRADING SYSTEM…

>U.S. TARIFFS WILL IMPOSE ABOUT $1.2 TRILLION IN ADDITIONAL COSTS ON COMPANIES IN 2025, AND THE MAJORITY OF THOSE COSTS ARE BEING PASSED ON TO CONSUMERS," PER S&P GLOBAL Wait till round 2 and 3 of tariff increases

# LPT: IF YOU ARE IN A STOCK AND THERE IS A SUB REDDIT FOR IT WHERE YOU SEE POSTS LIKE 🗣️ "DO NOT SELL!! THEY WANT YOUR SHARES FOR CHEAP" **DO SELL 🚬😮‍💨 IT'S PROBABLY OVER**

I HOPE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ARE BUYING CIFR PUTS RIGHT NOW! It’s quite literally free fucking money!

#**YA’LL DON’T KNOW WHAT MAGNETS ARE, AND IT SHOWS** 🫵

# LET'S GOOOOO # WE ARE SO BACK # PRICE ACTION IDENTICAL TO THE LAST 7 MONTHS OF PARABOLIC ACTION # SPY $700 IS CONSERVATIVE

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 stream golden bulls!

WE ARE GREEENNNN 685 INCOMINGGG

WE ARE OPENING UP OUR COUNTRY TO RETARDATION. THE MOST RETARDED SHIT OF ALL TIME THEY'RE SAYING. THE GOLDEN AGE OF RETARDATION.

#BERS ARE ETERNALLY FUK