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# HALF OF YOU ARE FUCKING GLOWIES AND I DONT APPRECIATE THAT # ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) [^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)

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#HONDA, BRING BACK V6 ACCORDS #REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

BEING INTO FEETS ISN’T WEIRD. BEING WEIRDED OUT BY PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO FEETS IS WEIRD.

0DTE ARE STORED IN THE BALLS 😤

POUNDS ARE BEING TAKEN CALLS

HOW ARE WE STILL GREEN LMFAO

fkn clown, WE ARE THE STRONGEST, then proceeds to cry and asks for help

ONE SIMPLE WORD AND THE PIPES ARE GONE

WE ARE AT A MOMENT FOR GLORY🫴🐂

THERE ARE MANY TIMEFRAMES AND SEPARATE RSIs FOR ALL OF THEM YOU BABOON

ALGOS ARE THE CRIMINAL FELONS TOOLS ON WALL STREET.

BER ARE FUK

Genuinely, WHY ARE WE GREEN!!!!!????

QATAR FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: COMMUNICATIONS ARE STILL ONGOING WITH DIFFERENT PARTIES TO GUARANTEE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WOULD REMAIN OPEN FOR GOODS TO REACH THE GULF AND TO EXPORT ENERGY PRODUCTS

SO IT IS NOW CONFIRMED... THE US NAVY HAS NO HELP FROM NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. THE US NAVY HAS NO INTENTION ON LOSING WARSHIPS IN A BATTLE TO OPEN THE STRAITS. RUSSIA AND CHINA ARE BACKING IRANS MILITARY. MONGO WILL NOT BACK DOWN AFTER DECLARING VICTORY. OIL NOW HAS UNLIMITED UPSIDE. OIL $300

BEARS ARE IN SHAMBLES

EITHER MONGO KNOWINGLY SACRIFICES THE US NAVY OR OIL DOUBLES... THOSE ARE THE OUTCOMES. OIL $300

SPY WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE ARE YOU GOING

YOU JUST KNOW THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF WSB USERS WHO BOUGHT SOFI, RDDT, AND HOOD AT THE TOP LOL

NASDAQ -2.3% LOL BULLS ARE FUCKED

The only country that Iran will accept to guarantee a peace is China and WE ARE FIGHTING THEM ON TARIFF 301s as of an hour ago…

BEARS ARE IN FUCKING SHAMBLES HAHAHAHA

NASDAQ DOWN 2.3% PRE MARKET BULLS ARE FUCKED LOL

SPY 600 INCOMING BOLS ARE FUCKED LOL

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futes ARE my favorite game

**DONT LET THIS MARKET LET YOU FORGET THAT MODS ARE 🌈 .**

ONLY IRAN FRIENDLY BOATS MOVING. STRAITS ARE STILL CLOSED FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD. OIL $399

r/povertyfinance - i only have $20 to my name and i need to stretch it 3 days r/wallstreetbets - i only have $20 to my name and i will turn it into $20,000 in 3 days WE ARE NOT THE SAME 😤

ARE YOU WINNING SON ?

THE YEAR IS 2029... THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ ARE STILL CLOSED AF OIL IS $1,000 LOL

White House tweeted "No Panicans." #WE ARE SAVED Monday will be glorious

BULLS ARE FUCKED

> ISRAELI ARMY CHIEF OF STAFF: STOPPING THE FIGHTING NOW IS A MISTAKE, AND WE ARE PREPARED WITH COMBAT PLANS UNTIL PASSOVER IN MID-APRIL NEXT YEAR.

RAW ONIONS ARE SUPERIOR TO COOKED ONIONS AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE CAN SIT ON IT AND SPIN

WHERE ARE THE SOMALI PIRATES

ISRAELI ARMY CHIEF OF STAFF: STOPPING THE FIGHTING NOW IS A MISTAKE, AND WE ARE PREPARED WITH COMBAT PLANS UNTIL PASSOVER IN MID-APRIL NEXT YEAR. is this bullish[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032857000636461133)

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Allen! WE ARE SOOOOO FUCKED

BOLS WHERE ARE YOU NOW LMFAOOOO

I ORDERED SOME CEVICHE FOR DELIVERY. ILL POST A PIC WHEN IT ARRIVES BUT ONLY IF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE NICE TO ME FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND

ARE WE FINALLY DONE WINNING? 🗣️

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Let’s talk about the DOW THE DOW IS OVER 46,000 WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING YOU’RE A GREAT STOCK TRADER

ARE WE TIRED OF ALL THIS WINNING? S&P JUST HIT NEW LOW FOR THE YEAR.

GROUND INVASION. BULLS WE ARE FKED