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#IRAN IS IN POSSESSION OF THETA MISSILES THEY ARE MASSIVELY EFFECTIVE

i went for the first time to single stocks subreddit, but goddamn are this fuckers living under a rock? \*WHY STONKS ARE GOING DOWN\*

MARINES ARE THE TIP OF THE SPEAR. THAT SPEAR IS GONNA BE YEARS LONG. OIL $300

##WAR IS OVER, IRAN LOST, THEY ARE LOSERS. ##Until 3PM EST, then war is back on for the weekend.

WOAH WOAH HOLD THA FCK UP! ALL MY CALLS AND PUTS ARE GREEN SHREKKED. YOU CAN CALL ME WARREN FUCKIN BUFFET CAUSE I AM EATING FROM ALL THE SIDES OF THAT BUFFET

$HOOD YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WE ARE NEVER SEEING GREEN AGAIN

#DONT BELIEVE THE V THE WEEKENDS ARE SPICY RN

#WTI AT 96 IS BULLISH BULLS WHY ARE YOU SCARED

THE SELLING WILL NOT STOP UNTIL ALL BUY THE DIPPERS ARE BANKRUPT

ARE BERS IN THE WATER??? THEY SAID DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!

MM ARE TOO IN LOVE WOTH 666

MSFT what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING?? why did I buy HOOD when I could have just bought BTC or IBIT, it goes down when BTC goes down and doesnt go back up when BTC is up???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA $MU BERS ARE IN SHAMBLES

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED BEARS LMFAO

BITCH ASS BEARS ARE MAD AS FUCK AGAIN LMAO

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

> WARNING. > WARNING. PULL UP. > TOWER THIS IS ECHO 19. GAYDAY. GAYDAY. WE ARE GOING FLAT

WE ARE GOING TO START A CONVERSATION

LMAO, GPD not so up, inflation still well in place... Numbers bad but not enough bad for justifying drastic actions... LMAO BOLS ARE DONE FOR

JEROME POWELL AND THE FED'S PREFERRED INFLATION INDEX JUST RELEASED PCE for January just came in at +2.8% YoY below expectations +2.9% YoY (+0.3% MoM below expectations +0.4%) MANGO WAS RIGHT, BEARS ARE FUCKED

WHY ARE WE GREEN WHY ARE WE RED WHY ARE WE GREEN WHY ARE WE RED SHUT UUUUUUUUUP

I LOVE THE BEAR PROPAGANDA HERE. YOU KNOW YOUR PUTS ARE TOTALLY FAKT AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT SELL AT OPEN WITH A LOSS. LMFAO

i had to cross check this >*Based on reports from early March 2026 regarding conflicts with Iran, the U.S. has lost at least 15 aircraft, including 3 F-15E Strike Eagles and 11-12 MQ-9 Reaper drones, along with a KC-135 tanker. The F-15s were lost to friendly fire by Kuwaiti defenses, while the drones were lost during operations.* JESUS CHRIST, WHAT A SHITSHOW ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

ASIAN ALLIES ARE WORRIED THE UNITED STATES IS DIVERTING MILITARY RESOURCES TO THE WAR WITH IRAN, POTENTIALLY WEAKENING DETERRENCE IN THE INDO-PACIFIC INCLUDING AROUND TAIWAN AND THE SOUTH CHINA SEA. Is this bullish[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032225264483405934)

CLOSING AT 666 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

U.S. CRITICAL MINERAL TALKS WITH THE EU AND JAPAN ARE ADVANCING, FOCUSING ON ESTABLISHING A PRICE FLOOR. TOMORROW BRIGHT GREEN, OBVIOUS SINCE 9:30AM

Fucking making it 666? You want to flex it’s manipulated you fucking cunts? WE ARE NOT RELIGIOUS YOU F SLUR BITCHES #WE LIKE MONEY

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>IRAN'S UN ENVOY: WE ARE NOT GOING TO CLOSE STRAIT OF HORMUZ BUT IT IS OUR RIGHT TO PRESERVE 'PEACE AND SECURITY' IN THE WATERWAY market doesnt buy it i guess, no reaction. bought an ES in case everyones just snoozin for some reason.

Same, but also they ARE ANGRY

IRGC OFFICIAL SAYS IF OUR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURES ARE ATTACKED , WE WILL "BURN" THE REGIONS OIL AND GAS INFRASTRUCTURE - STATE MEDIA Still room for escalation wow[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2032172991073698283)

# ALL OF MY POSITIONS ARE DEAD. PLEASE RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW. I WANT TO SEE STUFFS

"No such threat from Iran to our homeland exists, and it never did" - Karoline SO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE THERE BITCH

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

ALGOS ARE RAPING

IRAN DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER: "WE ARE NOT LAYING MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

# wAr WiTh iRaN iS oVeR sOOn, wE wOn # Oil @ 100, SPY down ~3% YTD and the same as 6 months ago. # Layoffs up 🤲, job number revised down 📉 # so much winning, ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING????? # THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

ITS OVER WE ARE AT LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE.....MONDAY LMFAO

AIRLINES ARE TOAST

WE ARE BACK BABY, PAMP IT PAMP IT

SHITS ARE FALLING

WE ARE GOING TO GET TIRED OF WHINING

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YOU ARE A CLOWN IF YOU VOTED FOR THIS

CHINESE GOVERNMENT TELLS STATE REFINERS STOCKPILES UNDER 'STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE' ARE OFF-LIMITS FOR RELEASE FOR NOW, SOURCES SAY LOL[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032056431642624255)

ARE YOU EVEN SAYING THANK YOU?

#ARE YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH THE BERRORIST PARTY!?!?

Russell almost hit -2% AH lmao BULLS ARE FUCKED

WHY ON EARTH ARE THEY TESTING THE WATERS???