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WE ARE IN AN R SHAPED ECONOMY. THE R STANDS FOR REGARDED

ARE YOU A DOCTOR? IF SO WHAT KIND AND WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT WHEN I MADE A COMMENT ABOUT HAVING NAUSEA AND NOT FEELING WELL TODAY I DIDNT APPRECIATE THE COMMENTS SAYING IT WAS DUE TO HIV/AIDS. THESE ARE BASELESS ACCUSATIONS AND FRANKLY OF POOR TASTE. DO BETTER

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BEARS ARE BACK BABYYYYY

MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE IN CHARGE AND OWN ALL BRANCHES OF THE GOVERNMENT. Your saying we have the most corrupt elections is very telling...

THE VERY SKILLED AND TOTALLY NOT FLAMING SEC. OF WAR, UNDER MY COMMAND, HAS EXECUTED A TERRIFIC AND DEVASTATING BLOW TO THE ENEMY, ENDING THE WAR. THE PEOPLE OF IRAN ARE SAYING THEY’VE NEVER BEEN MORE THANKFUL, AND THEY RESPECT ME AND THE GREAT USA VERY MUCH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BERS ARE FUKD

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

# 🫵 YOU ARE REGARDEDED 🫵

BEARS ARE FUCKING DEAD LMFAO "Futures -2.69%" "Hormuz" "Iran" "Rugpull of the century" "Oil" "Diddy"

WHERE ARE YOU BER ?

Literally the EXACT FUCKING MOMENT I BOUGHT PUTS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BERS ARE SO FUKED

FUKCKCKCKVCKCKCKKK OMGGG G G F G G G. MY PUTS ARE WORTHLESS BECAUSE I FORGOT TO SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FKKKK

#I WAS HERE LAST NIGHT.  #YOU GUYS ARE SUCH PUSSIES LMFAO

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT ELON COIN??!!!

BOR I SELL MY NVDA CALLS AND 1 SECOND AFTER TS JUMPS UP, 1 SECOND ARE U FOR REAL?

BERS, WHY ARE YOU GAE?

HEDGIES ARE SCARED OF HIMS

$660 WE ARE SO BACK BABY

# FWIW BOLS, # IM WAY BETTER AT SPENDING YOUR MONEY THAN YOU ARE # SO IT KINDA WORKS OUT # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

KYLE! THEY'VE TAKEN IT ALL! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS! KYLE KYYYYLE!

BERS ARE RETARDED IM A BOL AND HAVE POOTS NOT ALL BOLS JUST BUY CALLS

ALAN…..WE ARE SOOO FUKD….

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ELIMINATE WORLD OIL REFINERIES. TANKERS ARE NEXT. OIL $300

# PETE (couple weeks ago): FKED AROUND, FIND OUT **YEAH, WE FCKED AROUND, WE ARE GONNA FIND OUT TOMORROW**

OIL REFINERIES ARE NOW THE SPECIFIC TARGETS. OIL $300

LMAO EXCUSE ME HOW DOWN ARE WE?!?!

There is a big resistance on spy at 650, if we break that! WE ARE FCKED !!!!!!!!!!

#I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE SARDINE PASTE BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE ARE HAVING FOR DINNER THIS YEAR. 🐟

I can see the midnight tweet: “Some say we have the HOTTEST oil prices anywhere. Going up is a GOOD SIGN WE ARE WINNING! Anyone disagreeing is a loser like Jerome “I want low gas prices” POW!ell (who refused to lower interest rates because oil was TOO LOW AND CHEAP, BUT MUST NOW DO SO!!!!!)”

NFLX YOU ARE A STREAMING COMPANY WAR DOES NOT AFFECT YOU!

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What is the argument here? Stocks went down that one time so we can trash the economy? This is the equivalent of being in a car crash and getting lucky then deciding you are invincible wtf are you talking about. SAY IT WITH ME KID, PAST RESULTS ARE NOT A GUARANTEE OF FUTURE PERFORMANCE

THE OIL FUTES ARE CREEPING BACK UP

# HNNNNNGGGGG MR 🅱️RESIDENT .... # YOU ARE... # SO... # CRUDE

ONE TWO THREE WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR? DONT ASK ME I DONT GIVE A DAMN NEXT STOP IS IRAN

FUTURES ARE ON ROBINHOOD TYPE "FUTURES" IN SEARCH BAR

TO THE SUPRISE OF NO ONE THE BULLS ARE STILL RETARDED

HIGH GAS PRICES ARE GOOD FOR AFFORDABILITY, THEY WILL BE HELPFUL FOR AN OLD FASHIONED TERM CALLED GROCERIES.

BOLLS ARE FOCKED: THIS IS BEAR TERRITORY NOW

YOU. ARE. HANDSOME. 🫵

**THE CEO BURGER WARS ARE A DISTRACTION**

Well eggs ARE pretty cheap now that has to count for something.

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15 minutes later >BAHRAIN AND QATAR ARE NOW BEING TARGETED

IF ORACLE DROP NEXT WEEK AFTER EARNINGS !!!!!, I SWEAR TO GOD WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE BIGGEST DROP IN ENTIRE AI SECTOR AND WSB DARLING NVDA CAN ALSO SEE 150 !!!!! Just saying

Those ARE the cooked numbers...

THE CONTRACTS ARE VOIDED??!